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    Brutus84
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    All teams should have a time mgmt coach

    Agree or disagree? Should be paid almost as much as an o coordinator as well. Coaches don’t know how to use timeouts properly. They are thinking about the next play, how much they hate their wife, which chick they are going to bang after the game, why Jamal didn’t run out of bounds 2 plays ago, why Marshawn missed an easy pass at the 5 yard line. Too much going on. They need a guy like me in their ear. “Hey dickhead let the clock go to 2 seconds and call a timeout, then do a Hail Mary before halftime”. Prime example end of first half in Troy game. But this takes place almost every game.

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    MinnesotaFats
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    That Troy HC looks like Roger Federer

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    Slipknot26
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    Shit , have you been watching the NFL and college this year ?
    These HC are eat up with the dumbass
    Time is farthest from these clowns
    Kicking off 20 yards, while up 3 with 40 seconds left , that was Wake today .
    Memphis coach does him one up , doesn't try to score from the 20 seconds to go , instead going for OT ? That's exactly what the fukk you're doing in OT ,try and win the game in Regulation you dumbfukk .
    This is a weekly thing in both watching these fools.
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    daneblazer
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    Been saying this for years

    hire a game theory coach

    these coaches are jocks not statisticians

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    swordsandtequila
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    Also need someone to hammer home the concept of "time and place", i.e. game situation. See it at all levels, 3rd down and guy is 2 yds from a first down and decides to stop and juke, inevitably losing yds. Dumbass qb for Memphis did it numerous times today. Third and 4, late in game. Pressured out of the pocket, rolls left, 10+ yards open field, decides to summon his inner Fran Tarkenton running around in circles and takes a sack. Totally clueless. Fundamentals are at an all time low across the board, college and pro. Probably makes me a dumbass for betting on it

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    They also need to have a math teacher on staff. A lot of times they go for 2 when they don't need to.

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