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    JJGOLD Thanksgiving, circa 2004

    Boys I was at my relatives today and they did not have game on and I had large postions on interactives so I went to one of the bedrooms where there was tv and pc. It was cool but then we had to eat so I would go up every 5 minutes to watch game and check my interactive positions and the host said it was annoying and rude. I was quiet every time I did this too. She was a ***** and kind of singled me out at the table. I told her I was a big bettor and needed to view game because of my positions and she frowned and said I was sick!!!

    I ripped her saying this is my living and to back off. She was like 35, 5-4, 115 , Italiana and blonde, kind of hot. She said this is my house and you sit at table the entire time or leave. I told her to settle down and then went on to say you frustrated *****. Now it is getting heated and the older people are telling me to calm down and it is Thanksgiving. I tried explaining to my uncle I ave big money on the Detroit game and he did not want to hear it and said gambling is bad abd I should quit. I just listened.

    The ***** was the one getting to me and then she brings up some **** that her brother-in laws cousin bought a leather jacket from me last year and she said it was shedding and he wanted his money back.

    I said *** you *****!!! I do not need this as my leather coats are top of the line ans she said get the *** out of my house you degenerate bum and I said good bye to everyone and when I was leaving ans she was pushing me out the door I told her I guess no one is eating your *****, *****!!

    She slapped me and told me never to come back.

    I got into my van when to the one deli that as open and bought cole cuts and went home and ate and gambled in peace.

    It is so true that gamblers are anti social.

    So overall decent day

    I split 1-1

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    I am trying to get invited somewhere tomorrow

    If I do I will make video

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    The Norman Mailer of SBR.

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    JJ, seen below on thankgiving day, 2005, is no fan of turkey.... choosing to choke chicken instead while giving thanks, ironically, to the God of Short Wangs:






    ps.... if JJ ever asks you if you want to play a game of "shooting marbles", drop everything and run like a mother fooker away.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am trying to get invited somewhere tomorrow

    If I do I will make video
    I will risk inviting you

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    Kuddles thanks but too far

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    ALWAYS worth it on Thanksgiving

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    Thank God cured now, those were the bad days of compulsive gambling

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    Another useless bumped thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Another useless bumped thread
    Why you so angry bro?

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    Guys who wager more than a few dollars on holidays are compulsive degenerates. There are no great wagering options, and family is more important than penetrating betting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Another useless bumped thread
    True, but a good advice thread for degenerate scumbags who are lonely bettors. They can see what not to be

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    Quote Originally Posted by richkas View Post
    why you so angry bro?
    richaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!! !!!

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    Too funny

    These are great

    This and the banging the Aunt one...

    ...are there others?

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    This never gets old!!

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    Landers send me cash

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