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    If Your Having Deep Fried Turkey Your A Jerkoff

    sloppy guys
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    danger town


    no reason for it

    just show offs

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    Trendy east coast thing gold

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    I am having a burger unless I get invited somewhere

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    *you're
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    actually deep frying two at my house Goldie... you're more than welcome unless you're not allowed within 1000 yards of children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    actually deep frying two at my house Goldie... you're more than welcome unless you're not allowed within 1000 yards of children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am having a burger unless I get invited somewhere
    JJ, tomorrow is the day!

    You going to try to bang your aunt again??

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    Come on JJ... Give it one more shot!!!




    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old
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    It's YOU'RE, dammit. YOU'RE!

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    odds the weight of those people over 250 -220

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    Turkey very overrated

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    I’m having margaritas and Mexican food tomorrow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I’m having margaritas and Mexican food tomorrow...
    I wish.

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    Oven roast Ham =}

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    We eat Chinese on Thanksgiving. The meat quality is better on Thanksgiving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    We eat Chinese on Thanksgiving. The meat quality is better on Thanksgiving.
    what breed do they go on the holidays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shocka1212 View Post
    what breed do they go on the holidays?
    Shitzu...sounds Chinese

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Come on JJ... Give it one more shot!!!




    Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................

    Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.

    Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.

    I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.

    Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????

    Fuk her

    Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.

    Well I tried and had a big shot but again failed. I cannot even fuk a 61 year old

    ^^^what he said^^^

    And for the record, I kinda like a deep fried turkey every couple of years.

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    Knife to the heart JJ

    I'm baking AND frying one



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    Asian Food actually sharp on Turkey day

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    JJ....why aren't you meeting up with all your senior friends as you did in the past?

    did they all pass away this past year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    JJ....why aren't you meeting up with all your senior friends as you did in the past?

    did they all pass away this past year?

    Not invited had some issues with money, debt

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    JJ....why aren't you meeting up with all your senior friends as you did in the past?

    did they all pass away this past year?
    those were good videos

    very real life authentic gold

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    Tacos and Coronas

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    Fried turkey is way better, havent had regular since

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    Don’t listen to JJ...the f does he know. Broke dik el be eatin spam and drinking red dog tomorrow...jagoff

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    That is hilarious Diggity!!
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    Better then nuking your Turkey in the microwave which some people do if you can believe that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ikid2groove415 View Post
    Oven roast Ham =}
    Honey baked ham can't be beat... That's what we do every year.. Yum...




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    its terrible for you too

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinnesotaFats View Post
    That is hilarious Diggity!!
    I get hard as a rock every time I read it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venom72 View Post
    Fried turkey is way better, havent had regular since

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    its terrible for you too
    Anything deep fried is terrible for you.. I'm out on fried foods period..

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    Honey Ham..... from the Honey Baked Ham Company.... The stuff taste like candy..... Yummy

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