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    PAULYPOKER
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    NCAAF>Conferences that have no business being in (Division I-A)>>>

    I mean don't these no money skidrow conference programs have any dignity?

    Getting their shit pushed in every time they go up against any team from all
    conferences not listed below since forever.....



    Conference USA

    American Athletic Conference

    Mountain West Conference

    Sun Belt Conference

    Mid-American Conference

    Teams like UCF and Boise State need to find a real conference to
    join or go independent or get back in the sandbox and continue
    to throw sand in the eyes of all the shit teams in your shitty conference..

    Also, to go independant 1A, you must prove that you're competitive
    like Notre Dame with BYU on the bubble...

    The other 4 so called independent teams need to go to the sandbox...

    Fukkin politics ruin everything it touches like cancer............

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    I'd say i disagree.

    More teams the better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    I'd say i disagree.

    More teams the better
    You mean guinea pigs for Alabama?

    That's equivalent to a full grown man beating a child......

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    nobody is forcing these teams to play Alabama nor is anyone forcing Alabama to play these teams. in fact, alot of the best teams play FCS teams anyway. so if you vanquish, San Jose State to FCS, a Pac-12 team will likely still play them some years.

    terrible teams in Big 5 conferences matters more to me. but if Rutgers is ok with being beaten soundly most B10 games, then who am i to complain?

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    Can you imagine being on a team that gets throttled by legit teams of an average beat down of 50+ points per game every year?

    It would instantly turn your ball sack inside out, leaving them lay
    on the gridiron to be crushed like grapes into wine....
    (not getting those babies back in this life, cause they're gone!)

    Imagine giving your son an how to be a man lesson, then not much later he comes across a youtube "fail" video of you getting your shit pushed in by a linebacker from thee Ohio State...

    I can't fathom anyone putting on a uniform and stepping onto a football field knowing they're going to be used as a crash dummy..


    I mean how is this not critically damaging to their psyche?


    99.99% of them will most likely never be a leader.....
    I mean how does these schools recruit players?

    Join our will crushing university where if you're not
    a losing helpless follower in life now, you will most definitely
    be one by the time you graduate or your tuition is on us............


    I think this music fits to the message i'm trying
    to get across here perfectly........(both versions)





    Once there was this kid who
    Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
    But when he finally came back
    His hair had turned from black into bright white
    He said that it was from when
    The cars had smashed him so hard

    Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

    Once there was this girl who
    Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
    But when they finally made her
    They saw birthmarks all over her body
    She couldn't quite explain it
    They'd always just been there

    Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
    Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

    But both the girl and boy were glad
    'Cause one kid had it worse than that


    'Cause then there was this boy whose
    Parents made him come directly home right after school
    And when they went to their church
    They shook and lurched all over the church floor
    He couldn't quite explain it
    They'd always just gone there

    Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
    Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

    Oh oh
    Oh oh




    Once, there was this kid who
    Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
    And when he finally came back
    He had cane marks all over his bottom
    He said that it was from when
    The warden whacked it so hard

    Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

    [whip sound] Ahh

    Once there was this girl who
    Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
    And when she finally made it
    She saw some other girl who was better [ding sound]
    And so she hired some guy to
    Club her in the kneecap

    Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
    [thwack sound] Ahh
    Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

    They got paid for their sound bites
    And sold their TV movie rights

    And then, there was this guy who
    Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
    And when he finally came to
    He found that Mr. Happy was missing
    He couldn't quite explain it
    It'd always just been there

    Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
    Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

    Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
    Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

    Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
    Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

    (There were, there is)
    (There were, there is)
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    Pauly. As usual, you have no idea what you are talking about. None at all. UCLA has not won a Conference Championship in 20 years. They are 18-25 in the past 3+ seasons (0-5 this season). 5 of those 18 wins are against Group of 5 teams. They have not defeated Stanford in 9 years (0-10). They have not defeated any Washington team in the past 4 years. Should they get kicked out of the Pac 12? What about Oregon State, who has defeated 5 Power 5 teams in the past 5 years. Their all time record ranks them at 107 out of the 130 ranked Division 1 programs. Do they belong in the Pac 12 Conference? You really should not talk. You are so bad that you cannot afford the $100.00 to become a pro in here. Stop posting. You have no idea what you are talking about.

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    first of a Double post.

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    honestly, if you ask SJSU players, do you think they'd rather play Alabama at Tuscaloosa or host California Baptist?... the choice seems so obvious to me. you can tell your grandkids about playing Alabama

    one thing i think needs to be addressed (and relevent to your view) is that there are so few good games early in the season. so many excellent games last weekend. and i do think oregon state vs. USC has more meaning than oregon state vs. penn state even though neither game will be close

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