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    sweep
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    Any inventors out there?? Need some help

    Need someone to invent a breathalyzer for electronic devices. IE computers, laptops, smart phones.

    I dumped both Pokerstars & WSOP accounts playing while skunked drunk. North of 4K


    Would never have happened if I was sober. Need a tube that I could blow into in order to start my laptop...One that dosnt fire if .08 BAC or above...



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    already exist sweeper

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    trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action
    Plus there are always the balloons that you fill up with sober air in the closet for emergencies

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    Quote Originally Posted by jts1207 View Post
    already exist sweeper
    link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

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    bro i already suggested this for hurrys posts

    ok i will give you 40% if you can find someone to do it BIGLY and CHEAPLY

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action
    you do have a point there bro

    i do not have one of those around

    do you think a dog could do it??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you do have a point there bro

    do you think a dog could do it??????
    Call him and find out!

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    Should be here any second.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Masters View Post
    Call him and find out!

    Firedawg
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    come boy come boy.

    Should be here any second.

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    you guys all seem very tilted

    it is embarrassing

    was a simple question

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    No excuses

    Drinkers never ever win gambling

    Poker Players love them Easy ash to steal

    Bookmakers love them

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No excuses

    Drinkers never ever win gambling

    Poker Players love them Easy ash to steal

    Bookmakers love them
    i wonder why noone will play me at sbr

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    Al is tilted

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    sorry to read that sweep

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    Not surprising. I've seen the way you play poker when sober.


    Can't imagine how you play when drunk.


    Idiot.

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    true story bro

    even worse if he was drnking PABST BLUE RIBBON like he usually does

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    Somebody say inventions?



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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action

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    Pain killers are more dangerous than drinking while gambling

    Losing when drunk you get extra pissed off, losing with pain killers you giggle and wave at your chips as they go bye bye

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    Sweep what’s your screen name & when you playing again

    im not real impressed with WSOP. Nothing like PokerStarsNJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Sweep what’s your screen name & when you playing again

    im not real impressed with WSOP. Nothing like PokerStarsNJ
    search no1killa, heh8me, lol4u, awwinbeast

    probably one of those

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    Sweep what’s your screen name & when you playing again

    im not real impressed with WSOP. Nothing like PokerStarsNJ
    Ill text u when i get home...all wsop has is more traffic and more frequent tournys. Stars by far has the best interface/user friendly software

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    trust me even if you attached that to to your comp you would have your 8 y/o nephew breathing into it to get some action
    Not possible with the vehicle breathalyzer....somehow it knows and will also ask you to blow mid driving

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    i wonder why noone will play me at sbr
    Because you play when most people are at work.

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    You can't run around claiming you are high level SBR or have special access and then act offended when someone thinks ur a superusing plant that siphons points from posters in the poker room

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    I saw a great "investment" yesterday for $1500 with strong potential... Unfortunately, like alot of great things in that price range, it would require a bunch of babysitting and I'm lacking time ATM...

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    The more drunk I am the more I want to play cards, it's fun but a horrible way to play. At a cash game last weekend my friend with me told me I was so drunk I fell over while getting up to go take a piss

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    Agree phinfan...not only was i shit clown drunk i was playing PLO and i never, ever play PLO

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonzaii View Post
    Because you play when most people are at work.
    wow

    they must live horrible lives

    maybe they can atleast cash out subway and taco bell giftcards

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    wow

    they must live horrible lives

    maybe they can atleast cash out subway and taco bell giftcards

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    You can't run around claiming you are high level SBR or have special access and then act offended when someone thinks ur a superusing plant that siphons points from posters in the poker room
    Rudy might be a tad off the wall but he's no ghost nor a stiff...just an oddball

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    Rudy might be a tad off the wall but he's no ghost nor a stiff...just an oddball
    oh wow

    if sweeper thinks that i am definitely fukked

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Pain killers are more dangerous than drinking while gambling

    Losing when drunk you get extra pissed off, losing with pain killers you giggle and wave at your chips as they go bye bye
    spoken like a guy that drinks milk from a carton

    WHAT A BADASS

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    Might have to bet points on for a while

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