Call some mickey mouse book. The worst of the worst and call in. Get the manager on the line and tell him your big time, a high roller and want to put 50 dimes down on Price and the Sox on Wed against the 0s or whoever. Say do you accept c redit cards? When they say yes, say well I don't got a working card. My whore ex wife maxed out my cards. Tell him you can only do Paypal or some shit you know they wont accept. Than just start talking in circles.