1. 05-28-18 06:27 PM #1
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    Who is This Guy? MLB Tonight...

    Goofy mohawk, and he appears to be on a combination of steroids and speed, maybe LSD...who is this guy?
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  2. 05-28-18 06:27 PM #2
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    Eric Byrnes?
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  3. 05-28-18 06:28 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Eric Byrnes?
    They haven't said his name yet. Been waiting. Maybe..
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  4. 05-28-18 06:29 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Eric Byrnes?
    Yup. It's him. He needs to settle down. .
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  5. 05-28-18 06:30 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    They haven't said his name yet. Been waiting. Maybe..
    Your description sounds like Eric. Guy gets weirder by the year and his hair looks more fuked up as well. Must snort a lot of crack.
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  6. 05-28-18 06:41 PM #6
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    He stole 50 bases out of the blue. Wouldn’t surprise me if he did PED
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  7. 04-23-19 04:09 PM #7
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    Baseball's pace? Glacial. Golf? Slower than a tranquilized sloth.

    But a Major League player on the links? Apparently, fast.

    Former outfielder Eric Byrnes set a new world record for playing 420 holes at Half Moon Bay Golf Links in California in a 24-hour window on Monday and Tuesday.

    Byrnes has been doing a host of publicity stunts for his Let Them Play foundation, which encourages kids to get outside and play. Byrnes had previously completed the first-ever transcontinental Triathlon Across America, swimming seven miles across the San Francisco Bay, biking over 2,400 miles from Oakland to Chicago and running 905 miles from Chicago to New York City.

    The 43-year-old broke the previous mark of 401 holes set in 1971 by Australian Ian Colston in just over 22-and-a-half hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Your description sounds like Eric. Guy gets weirder by the year and his hair looks more fuked up as well. Must snort a lot of crack.
    What a fukking nerd you are. You do not "snort" crack.
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    Funniest he has been on MLB Network for a while. Best ever was this offseason he and Harold Reynolds were doing an in-studio demo and Harols was lobbing him some total meatballs for a hitting demo, he was whiffing so bad he was coming out of his shoes. Everybody on the set was like uncomfortable it was so bad.
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  10. 04-24-19 12:39 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Baseball's pace? Glacial. Golf? Slower than a tranquilized sloth.

    But a Major League player on the links? Apparently, fast.

    Former outfielder Eric Byrnes set a new world record for playing 420 holes at Half Moon Bay Golf Links in California in a 24-hour window on Monday and Tuesday.

    Byrnes has been doing a host of publicity stunts for his Let Them Play foundation, which encourages kids to get outside and play. Byrnes had previously completed the first-ever transcontinental Triathlon Across America, swimming seven miles across the San Francisco Bay, biking over 2,400 miles from Oakland to Chicago and running 905 miles from Chicago to New York City.

    The 43-year-old broke the previous mark of 401 holes set in 1971 by Australian Ian Colston in just over 22-and-a-half hours.
    That's averaging a hole every 3.43 minutes constantly for 24 hours straight.

    You'd have to be running the whole time and spending no time setting up. Unless it was a par 3 course I guess
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  11. 04-24-19 12:43 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    What a fukking nerd you are. You do not "snort" crack.
    Lmao. Would that even work? I don’t think so, crack doesn’t break down without acidity!!! (So I’ve heard! lol)..

    I remember back when we played w a bunch of blow we would put out a big line of yayo and a big line of baking soda. You suck the baking soda into your mouth and swish it around, then you either snort the coke or suck it into mouth also and it make you numb as fukk!!

    Buying crack a rookie move anyways, you way better off buying the blow and making your own rocks!! Plus it fun too!! Lmao!!
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