I’ll go first.
I have a certain kind of disdain for “it’s already factored into the line” guy. No shit Einstein. It’s supposed to start raining midway through the third qua-IT’S ALREADY FACTORED INTO THE LINE!! The starting point guard is inju-IT’S ALREADY FACTORED INTO THE LINE!! You might as well just end every single conversation you have with “life is meaningless and we’re all gonna die anyway so who cares.”