Fister looked fukkin good last week against the best team in baseball (Stros). I fully expect another strong performance tonight against a much weaker hitting team.
Look motherfukkers...I know Texas is dogshit. I said that long ago. You don’t get to be known as the motherfukker around her with a major fukkin clue by being stupid you dig? But Fister looks good early on. I like his stuff. And Texas has hit the ball hard 2 nights in a row in Oakland now. I think it continues.
So Rangers is the play. +150 available all over. Pound the fukkin thing and win some money back.
This aint hard, men