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    Video: Best Cookies In World, Swiss Pants, Italian Shirts

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    Wash the cookies down with goats milk you putz

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    Girl Scout cookies are for suckers

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    JJ bring me a box of those cookies to Vegas plz sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hman View Post
    JJ bring me a box of those cookies to Vegas plz sir
    out................had a fight with Sherry last night

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    JJ is back in Florida I see

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    JJ you broke dik fukk....this is why Sherri won't talk to you

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    Send me a bag of salt water taffy from AC.

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    Some 10 year girl is on the street crying as some old bald man pushed her down and ran off with her cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    out................had a fight with Sherry last night



    You're letting a lot of us down

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    well, at least we know who passed the f'n girl scouts that phony fukkin' $100 bill; shit was on national news this morning.....

    saloon this fukkin' shit

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    Fake $100 bill used to buy Girl Scout cookies

    Thursday, March 22nd 2018, 9:39 pm CDTFriday, March 23rd 2018, 10:37 am CDT


    -What should have been a day of profit for Mid-South Girl Scouts ended up being a major loss.
    One Girl Scout mom said a person used a counterfeit bill to pay for cookies, and now her troop is left figuring out how to make up the loss.

    Tagalongs, Samoas, Thin Mints – you name it, and Julie Tolbert is selling it. Tolbert heads up cookie sales for local Girl Scout troops 10339 and 10007.

    What was meant to be a lesson in money management for the young girls ended up teaching them a much different lesson.

    "I understand this is a lesson too, that not all people are honest,” Tolbert said. “But it’s not something I wanted to teach my girls at first and third grade.”

    During the last round of cookie sells, Tolbert said a patron paid for a box of cookies with a $100 bill. The young scouts said "it was a bald headed fukstick with a skanky illegal alien by his side that pulled the scam."

    It wasn't until she stopped at the bank to deposit the money she found out it was not real.

    "’You know one of these bills is fake?’ I said, ‘Uh no, I didn't because I ran the pen on it,’” Tolbert said.
    She said the bank representative told her the counterfeit $100 was printed on an old bill, making it hard to catch with the naked eye or even a counterfeit detection pen.

    Tolbert said the money lost could have gone toward helping the homeless.

    "They work really hard to earn a profit to do community service,” Tolbert said.
    But instead, these young entrepreneurs are left empty-handed and left to figure out how to recoup the loss.

    "I feel angry and frustrated,” her daughter Jasmine, a Brownie, said. "It feels like we are earning our badges for nothing.”

    Tolbert said as of right now, her troop is left on the hook for paying back the money lost.

    Unfortunately, she said they have no way of knowing which customer passed off the fake $100 because they were selling at multiple locations that day, but she hopes this story will serve as a warning for others.




    fukkin' jerk!!!!!!!!!!!


    no surprise the exact shit JJ is showing off matches the "lost inventory" paid for by the bald f'n scammer the scouts identified....
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-24-18 at 01:14 PM.

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    grow up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Fake $100 bill used to buy Girl Scout cookies

    ...The young scouts said "it was a bald headed fukstick with a skanky illegal alien by his side that pulled the scam."...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Girl Scout cookies are for suckers
    That said, I could mow through a case of thin mints by halftime.


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    You a straight up Bitch!!!

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    Thousands of these videos on youtube

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    JJ omfg this video reveals all

    I thought you might have been a bit wise... damn you smashed all of that


    Girl scout mafia got ya. $5.00 a box for 5 oz of crap shit cookies. I can go to my local publix and buy store brand that is twice the size and half the price. But since you are a perv and buy from a 13 year old girl, you bite and savor and think despicable horrible things.


    What a putz for being ripped off, and damn you fuking perv for buyin that crap that snowflake mafia organization is peddling... you are a true putz.


    go back to dancing in your sweat pants... at least we can laugh. This just makes you look like a putz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    Fake $100 bill used to buy Girl Scout cookies

    Thursday, March 22nd 2018, 9:39 pm CDTFriday, March 23rd 2018, 10:37 am CDT


    -What should have been a day of profit for Mid-South Girl Scouts ended up being a major loss.
    One Girl Scout mom said a person used a counterfeit bill to pay for cookies, and now her troop is left figuring out how to make up the loss.

    Tagalongs, Samoas, Thin Mints – you name it, and Julie Tolbert is selling it. Tolbert heads up cookie sales for local Girl Scout troops 10339 and 10007.

    What was meant to be a lesson in money management for the young girls ended up teaching them a much different lesson.

    "I understand this is a lesson too, that not all people are honest,” Tolbert said. “But it’s not something I wanted to teach my girls at first and third grade.”

    During the last round of cookie sells, Tolbert said a patron paid for a box of cookies with a $100 bill. The young scouts said "it was a bald headed fukstick with a skanky illegal alien by his side that pulled the scam."

    It wasn't until she stopped at the bank to deposit the money she found out it was not real.

    "’You know one of these bills is fake?’ I said, ‘Uh no, I didn't because I ran the pen on it,’” Tolbert said.
    She said the bank representative told her the counterfeit $100 was printed on an old bill, making it hard to catch with the naked eye or even a counterfeit detection pen.

    Tolbert said the money lost could have gone toward helping the homeless.

    "They work really hard to earn a profit to do community service,” Tolbert said.
    But instead, these young entrepreneurs are left empty-handed and left to figure out how to recoup the loss.

    "I feel angry and frustrated,” her daughter Jasmine, a Brownie, said. "It feels like we are earning our badges for nothing.”

    Tolbert said as of right now, her troop is left on the hook for paying back the money lost.

    Unfortunately, she said they have no way of knowing which customer passed off the fake $100 because they were selling at multiple locations that day, but she hopes this story will serve as a warning for others.




    fukkin' jerk!!!!!!!!!!!


    no surprise the exact shit JJ is showing off matches the "lost inventory" paid for by the bald f'n scammer the scouts identified....
    maybe JJ passed the fake hundy... maybe not . I don't care. I'm glad that girl scout mafia got ripped off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    maybe JJ passed the fake hundy... maybe not . I don't care. I'm glad that girl scout mafia got ripped off.
    those little bitches are tough....

    they wouldn't even accept the application of this little ho, who was deemed not "street wise" enough to join:



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    Who's porch did you steal that box from?

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    The cookies are outstanding and cannot be duplicated, did anybody see my Swiss pants?


    How about my beautiful Italian shirts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I love when JJ mocks himself as the Big Baller Brand type.

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    Mint cookies top notch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coolcanuck79 View Post
    Who's porch did you steal that box from?
    JJ's tough guy crew in action.... shook down some seven year olds at a cookie stand outside a f'n K-mart......

    real henry hill type shit, JJ.....

    damn you fukkers are tough.....


    can't wait to see the results of his brain trust crew and their plan to wack a bunch of salvation army santas next fall.....

    riveting!!!

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    mommy this nice man wants to give me some cookies

    mommy ? mommyyy ??? mommmmiiieeeee !!!!!!

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    doesn't look like allentown

    you could be at the ncaa hockey tournament

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    This is NJ men not Leigh Valley

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    Those girl scouts gonna come for retaliation... you know it is not your grandfather's girl scouts. Bitches protect their turf

    take cover JJ... or better yet get your ass out of JErsey now

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    Mags those thin mints outstanding

    It also is a good donation the organization

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    By the time u finish those cookies the pants won't fit and the scale won't work! Those things are diet killers.

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    about as sharp as a 10 game parlay

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