1. 01-28-18 03:47 PM #1
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    What's Your Life Motto

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  2. 01-28-18 03:51 PM #2
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  3. 01-28-18 03:51 PM #3
    The Giant
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    Pump it and dump it.
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  4. 01-28-18 03:52 PM #4
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    hit it and quit it
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  5. 01-28-18 03:53 PM #5
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  6. 01-28-18 03:54 PM #6
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    I agree Kraken, hate kills.
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  7. 01-28-18 04:01 PM #7
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    Good stuff men

    Life mottos are important, they guide us. It's the one constant in life, never deviate.
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  8. 01-28-18 04:01 PM #8
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  9. 01-28-18 04:03 PM #9
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    I may have sex with a black woman tonight

    Any tips?

    I have done white, asian, mexican, but never black...

    Any tips besides a much larger penis?
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  10. 01-28-18 04:03 PM #10
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  11. 01-28-18 04:04 PM #11
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    Nevermind...I just googled...

    Best tips for having sex with a black woman is not to have sex.
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  12. 01-28-18 04:09 PM #12
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  13. 01-28-18 04:10 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    I may have sex with a black woman tonight

    Any tips?

    I have done white, asian, mexican, but never black...

    Any tips besides a much larger penis?
    400 points if you go on camera with a black woman and talk about having sex with her.

    Offer is good until midnight EST.
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  14. 01-28-18 04:10 PM #14
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  15. 01-28-18 04:11 PM #15
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  16. 01-28-18 04:14 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    400 points if you go on camera with a black woman and talk about having sex with her.

    Offer is good until midnight EST.
    can I have this offer?????????
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  17. 01-28-18 04:17 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    can I have this offer?????????
    Nope.

    For you, I'll give you 800 points if you do the exact same thing.

    Good luck!
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  18. 01-28-18 04:19 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Nope.

    For you, I'll give you 800 points if you do the exact same thing.

    Good luck!
    I am actually a black woman

    so all I need is a white guy to video it??
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  19. 01-28-18 04:19 PM #19
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    Lmao...all I have to do is talk about having sex with her?

    Not actually have sex...

    I may puke, but will do it.
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  20. 01-28-18 04:20 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Lmao...all I have to do is talk about having sex with her?

    Not actually have sex...

    I may puke, but will do it.
    as a black woman, this clearly deserves a ban
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  21. 01-28-18 04:20 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    I am actually a black woman

    so all I need is a white guy to video it??
    Sure.

    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Lmao...all I have to do is talk about having sex with her?

    Not actually have sex...

    I may puke, but will do it.
    It can't be some homeless black woman you interview under a bridge.

    She has to be with you.

    Like in your car, in your apartment, etc.
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  22. 01-28-18 04:23 PM #22
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    how long do I have to find a white guy?
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  23. 01-28-18 04:23 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Sure.


    It can't be some homeless black woman you interview under a bridge.

    She has to be with you.

    Like in your car, in your apartment, etc.
    Black women keep finding themselves in my car... it's like their natural habitat
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  24. 01-28-18 04:23 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    how long do I have to find a white guy?
    Midnight EST.
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  25. 01-28-18 04:25 PM #25
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    Mine used to be "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom"

    Now is "don't trust anybody!"
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  26. 01-28-18 04:25 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by magaman View Post
    Black women keep finding themselves in my car... it's like their natural habitat
    That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where Jerry's car had this death odor that he just couldn't shake.

    He had to give the car to a homeless guy.
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  27. 01-28-18 04:26 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Midnight EST.
    pass

    no way I can drive and any uber that comes here will not be a white guy

    will cost too much

    give me a week and 1k points


    3 questions to ask
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  28. 01-28-18 04:27 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Mine used to be "the road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom"

    Now is "don't trust anybody!"
    the stiff has the motto, do not trust anybody

    cannot make this shit up
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  29. 01-28-18 04:28 PM #29
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  30. 01-28-18 04:29 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    pass

    no way I can drive and any uber that comes here will not be a white guy

    will cost too much

    give me a week and 1k points


    3 questions to ask
    Are you really a black woman?

    What is your name and what are your measurements?
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  31. 01-28-18 04:29 PM #31
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  32. 01-28-18 04:36 PM #32
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  33. 01-28-18 04:36 PM #33
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  34. 01-28-18 04:36 PM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Are you really a black woman?

    What is your name and what are your measurements?
    Shaniqua

    5'4 210

    why?
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  35. 01-28-18 04:39 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    Shaniqua

    5'4 210

    why?
    Just confirming.

    So far, it sounds legit.
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