1. 01-04-18 05:57 PM #36
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    how does the LFL define the process of a completed reception tho?
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  2. 01-04-18 05:57 PM #37
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    ChI Archie should receive an infraction for polluting this fine chick football thread with those horrific images of JJ..

    Party foul!!!! ...
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  3. 01-04-18 06:02 PM #38
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    JJ, I just ordered some Chicago Bliss gear for us to wear, my scrunch back (you get to pick your number) is no. 69

    as 69 was thus taken, I got you the next best number, that being "71"

    (which is of course represents "69 with two fingers up the ass")....





    you better get your ass into the gym and do a ton of squats and lunges, and tightin' your cheeks up....

    I can't stand having a flappy-assed wingman grossin' out the babes on the way to our front row seats......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    how does the LFL define the process of a completed reception tho?
    after watching klc's game, there was such a controversy, and I do know this rule now, tit's can't cause a fumble (so long as it's ground contact we're talkin' about -- obviously tit to tit contact can cause a fumble)....

    and, down by contact can be by tit-contact with the ground, so the womens game, like any woman's game (ladies golf using the short t-box, for eg.), has easier rules than the men's game....
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    dammit.... I won't "last" through the pregame stretching.....





    do they hand out hand lotion and tissues when you enter the stadium?

    sell it for 20x it's face value like beer?

    do they check your murse/fanny packs to see if you're trying to sneak your own in?




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  6. 01-04-18 06:54 PM #41
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    this dude will have a field day......


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  7. 01-04-18 07:12 PM #42
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    well, last year I sprung for rockets playoff tickets for her birthday.....

    this year I'll tell her it's football tickets and not say a word as to the caliber of babes that we'll be watching.....

    wear loose pants with holes cut in the front pockets, small packet of lube, 50x power binoculars, small flask of Wild Turkey, and I'm all set.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Give us a winner
    hope you tailed that charlotte canes/okc parlay I gave you (courtesy of harrylloyd's/lakerboys's wisdom) yesterday, PossumBoy......
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