1. 12-29-17 10:17 PM #1
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    Full Metal Jacket

    Friday classics here at drinkers pad!

    Gomer Pyle's bullying has to be the funniest shit ever...
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  2. 12-29-17 10:18 PM #2
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  3. 12-29-17 10:20 PM #3
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    Awesome movie
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  4. 12-29-17 10:21 PM #4
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    One of the best movies I have seen
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  5. 12-29-17 10:22 PM #5
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    5'9"? i didnt know they stacked shit that high!


    great movie
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  6. 12-29-17 10:22 PM #6
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  7. 12-29-17 10:23 PM #7
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    I used to fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch.
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  8. 12-29-17 10:24 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I used to fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch.
    Did u sniff after? What was it like?
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  9. 12-29-17 10:25 PM #9
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    One for you, one for me, good for you, good for me

    pt!!!! Pt!!!!
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  10. 12-29-17 10:26 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    I used to fingerbang Mary Jane Rottencrotch.
    Greaser don't you get sick of winning?
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  11. 12-29-17 10:27 PM #11
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    2 Live Crew were big fans of this movie
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  12. 12-29-17 10:28 PM #12
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    The Heavenly Kid?
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  13. 12-29-17 10:29 PM #13
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    Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers
    come from Texas, Private Cowboy!
    And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that
    kinda narrows it down!
    Do you suck dicks?
    Are you a peter-puffer?
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  14. 12-29-17 10:30 PM #14
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  15. 12-29-17 10:32 PM #15
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    Love this line....nobody knows wtf it means but its funny
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  16. 12-29-17 10:32 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Did u sniff after? What was it like?
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  17. 12-29-17 10:42 PM #17
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  18. 12-29-17 10:54 PM #18
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    Good movie. Will watch tonight
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  19. 12-29-17 11:10 PM #19
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    R. Lee Ermey is brilliant
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  20. 12-30-17 01:15 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    R. Lee Ermey is brilliant
    Did he ad-lib most of those lines? I think he did.
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  21. 12-30-17 01:29 AM #21
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    Hard to believe I finally watched this movie in 2015. Don't know what took me so long?

    Great movie.
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  22. 12-30-17 01:48 AM #22
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    Ohhh me love you long time
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  23. 12-30-17 02:10 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Hard to believe I finally watched this movie in 2015. Don't know what took me so long?

    Great movie.
    Watching the OWN channel?
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  24. 12-30-17 08:38 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Watching the OWN channel?



    Nah... I was watching Comedy Central... and your broke dik a$$ was on.
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  25. 12-30-17 09:34 AM #25
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  26. 12-30-17 09:43 AM #26
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    How can you kill women? Children?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    how can you kill women? Children?
    get some!!!!!!!!! Get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  28. 12-30-17 10:14 AM #28
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    riginally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink
    Italy soccer

    AS Roma -1.5 (-115)
    Impressive-350 favorite and you lose
    What a mush this clown is
    No wonder he can’t go pro
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  29. 12-30-17 10:48 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    Did he ad-lib most of those lines? I think he did.
    Yes, he did.

    Here is a fun read:

    http://mentalfloss.com/article/65427...l-metal-jacket
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  30. 12-30-17 02:09 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post



    Nah... I was watching Comedy Central... and your broke dik a$$ was on.
    50 year old man watching Comedy Central no wonder you’re a miserable prick
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  31. 12-31-17 12:51 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    get some!!!!!!!!! Get some!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  32. 12-31-17 01:49 AM #32
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    Are those... live rounds?

    Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
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    Holy Jesus! What is that? What the FUKK is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?

    Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
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    Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?

    Yeah, we might party. How much?

    Fifteen dollar.

    Fifteen dollars for both of us?

    No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.

    Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.

    Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.

    Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.

    Okay. Ten dollar each.

    What do we get for ten dollars?

    Every t'ing you want.................
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  35. 12-31-17 02:17 AM #35
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    Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.

    What was the matter with him?


    He was jerkin' off ten times a day.

    No shit. At least ten times a day.

    Last week he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker,
    and the crazy fukker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight.
    He was just waiting for his papers to clear division..........
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