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    The Kraken
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    Not Many Posters On MY Level

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    Add that I called Louis CK

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    and you live in an Ocean

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    Please

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    Quote Originally Posted by trytrytry View Post
    and you live in an Ocean
    A seasonal ocean for sure

    But since you brought up my living situation, I live in a multi million dollar home that is the cheapest house on the block. Multiple homes $8,000,000 and up, with two north of $20,000,000

    Drink coffee with Bill Gates once a month

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    yes. that is probably true. it is hard to be on such a level where you have to talk big about yourself to random people on a internet forum.

    that is definitely on some kind of level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    Please
    Haters gonna hate, Winners gonna win, You rock a shorty and I rock a 10

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    Back on the pills again I see. Was one of your big winners your special Oh St pick with no spread that was a loser or push at best???

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    yes. that is probably true. it is hard to be on such a level where you have to talk big about yourself to random people on a internet forum.

    that is definitely on some kind of level.
    Keep shooting up, I have the high ground. Just take cover when I head to the shittter

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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ��

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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    Lol you looped up or something you drink coffee w bill gates lol... you couldn't sniff a house in medina...come on man really stop it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Up 400 units in two weeks
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    Called that the individual mandate would not be included
    Went big on BTC, LTC and ETH in the last year

    Ever forget that SBR is about 1 thing; PROVING you’re a winner and making money. No one does it better than me, no one PROVES it more than me.

    Only guys on my level are Dawgy and Donk and Stealthy
    I can hold my own with anyone on this forum, suhn!.......and I've had winning threads for years here on SBR in NFL, NCAAM, College football, and MLB ever since I joined way back in '07...one of the very few that can say that...all validated and verified on my pick threads!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    yes. that is probably true. it is hard to be on such a level where you have to talk big about yourself to random people on a internet forum.

    that is definitely on some kind of level.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Lol you looped up or something you drink coffee w bill gates lol... you couldn't sniff a house in medina...come on man really stop it.
    I live on Yarrow Point, about a mile from Medina. Routinely see Bill at the Clyde Hill Tullys and the Medina Grocery Story

    Let me know when you want to stop by

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ��

    And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
    I accidentally would see some Rick and Morty looking for Family Guy episodes. At first I avoided it like the plague, but then I gave it a chance and it was pretty damn good. I was a physics major for awhile in college but have by now decayed to the F = MA level. So even though I'm sure I am only comprehending much of the humor subliminally, it can still be entertaining to anyone that ever wondered about time travel or got in to a Star Trek episode.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maggiethebestdog View Post
    Back on the pills again I see. Was one of your big winners your special Oh St pick with no spread that was a loser or push at best???
    Never question me. I had multiple ML bets on OSU in addition to -3.5 which is what the line was when I released the play. Every thing I just said is documented. I dont play games, I give posters opportunities to make money and that is all. I am the Robin Hood of SBR.

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    Get schwifty
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    Clearly there was a typo in the title.

    It should read "Not ANY posters on my level".

    Kraken

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    One is simply too lonely, Giant

    The point I'm trying to make is winning is important, both on and off the forums.

    That's a rare trait

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    Check back in Pile, would love to schedule a time for you to come walk around my property. Great views of the lake, and the back yard faces West so we also get views of downtown Seattle with the Olympic Mountains as the backdrop

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    Congrats Kracken!! 📈🏁

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    Kraken, be careful with Pile. Are you sure you want someone of his caliber trolling around your multimillion dollar neighborhood? Think about giving him the ol' headfake, and sending him down the street.

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    Kranken I'll meet up w you buddy don't know how your suddenly in a multi million dollar home but we'll see. Giant I used to drive my 89 Honda commuter car threw medina to get to work pulled over repeatedly for no reason what gives

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Kraken, be careful with Pile. Are you sure you want someone of his caliber trolling around your multimillion dollar neighborhood? Think about giving him the ol' headfake, and sending him down the street.
    Good point. There's a house for rent at the end of our block, going for $4500. I went to the town hall meeting a few weeks ago and people flipping out that someone was actually RENTING their property in our prestigious little spot I love it, bunch of pretentious old fukks living here that think they've accomplished something in life. My neighbor bought his house for $33,000 and it's now appraised for $1,700,000. He retired from the military and bought his house 50 years ago, acts like he started Amazon or something. He's about to move because he can't afford the property taxes any longer, we're thinking of buying his house just to cut down 3 cedars to complete our view, then re-sell it.

    So ya, I'll send him to the rental

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    Lol come to the burbs only liberal suckers live in the east side.

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    are u steve stevens from vip sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Kranken I'll meet up w you buddy don't know how your suddenly in a multi million dollar home but we'll see. Giant I used to drive my 89 Honda commuter car threw medina to get to work pulled over repeatedly for no reason what gives
    We rented for a while when we moved here because we weren't familiar with the area and I needed to be close to the hospital. But even then, we rented in Laurelhurst next to Childrens Hospital for 3 years. They ended up selling so we decided to buy. Old lady that lived here got put in a home and we bought before it got put on the market.

    We'll meet up at the Medina Grocery Store, have a sandwich and coffee, then swing by here and post

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Lol come to the burbs only liberal suckers live in the east side.
    Where you at, Edmonds?

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    No further north by the big casino chief

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Up 400 units in two weeks
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    Only guys on my level are Dawgy and Donk and Stealthy
    Post NFL winners.

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    Pile, quit asking questions and appreciate the opportunity to breathe the same air as Kraken. If he's willing to show you around a bit, introduce you to a walk of life you're not familiar with, and have the chance to assimilate with people on his level, you need to jump at the offer.

    Don't blow it, kid.

    This could change your life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    Post NFL winners.
    All I've been doing lately is posting NFL winners

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Pile, quit asking questions and appreciate the opportunity to breathe the same air as Kraken. If he's willing to show you around a bit, introduce you to a walk of life you're not familiar with, and have the chance to assimilate with people on his level, you need to jump at the offer.

    Don't blow it, kid.

    This could change your life.
    No need to be patronizing here, I'm being serious. Unless you are as well, then I have to agree with you.

    I work out with a personal trainer, he's an amazing guy. Guy is buff and a great personal trainer. He wants to break free and do his own thing down in Capitol Hill but rent is $13,000/month. He thinks he can get 350-400 clients paying about $200/month, so I am going to finance his little operation. Well, not just me but me and two doctors. I think he's the real deal and will make it big

    You should come work out with us

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    As Kraken's official documenter, here are his records over the last month:

    NFL: 14-3
    College football: 16-2
    NBA: 12-3
    College basketball: 9-1
    Hockey: 6-2
    Soccer: 3-1

    Total units: +400.

    By the way, those were just for November. In December, he has accumulated another 75 units.

    All of that was 100% true.

    Get on his level.

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