1. 10-09-17 09:55 PM #1
    The Kraken
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    Krackles going under tomorrow

    The time has come for Mayo Clinic to finish what they started and retrieve some old scrap yard metal they put in me back in 2011, about 4 feet worth

    Unfortunately, the surgery is high risk this time around. Some of the metal migrated from where it was initially implanted and is resting against a pretty big artery, so there’s a chance that artery is perforated while the metal is being removed.. Surgeon is going to use the old scars to do the surgery but told me they’re prepping me for open heart surgery just in case

    In other words, Fukk ya, lets do it

    Ubering in at 0500 that’s around my bedtime

    You fills should hear from me within a few days, otherwise assume the worse
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  2. 10-09-17 10:00 PM #2
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    Give me all your points. I will ship them back to if you survive.
    Points Awarded:

    The Kraken gave The Giant 12 SBR Point(s) for this post.
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  3. 10-09-17 10:01 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Give me all your points. I will ship them back to if you survive.
    12 points is enough to make it.
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  4. 10-09-17 10:02 PM #4
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    Vaya con Dios.
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  5. 10-09-17 10:03 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    12 points is enough to make it.
    If he only has 12 points, I'll be rooting for him to survive.

    If he ships me something like 5000, well, then, it's been nice knowing you, Kraken.
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  6. 10-09-17 10:03 PM #6
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    How should we figure out the time and place for your funeral if you don’t make it?
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  7. 10-09-17 10:04 PM #7
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    Kracker, good luck, pal!
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  8. 10-09-17 10:04 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    How should we figure out the time and place for your funeral if you don’t make it?
    JJGold is arranging a team of pall-bearers.
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  9. 10-09-17 10:04 PM #9
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    Be safe Kraken, we'll hear from you soon.

    Last edited by KVB; 10-09-17 at 10:16 PM.
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  10. 10-09-17 10:08 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    If he only has 12 points, I'll be rooting for him to survive.

    If he ships me something like 5000, well, then, it's been nice knowing you, Kraken.
    Lol.

    Expect me to bother you if 5000 was delivered.
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  11. 10-09-17 10:18 PM #11
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    Everything will be fine. Good luck
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  12. 10-09-17 10:24 PM #12
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    medicaid or private insurance?
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  13. 10-09-17 10:24 PM #13
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    Good luck Kraken
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  14. 10-09-17 10:27 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Give me all your points. I will ship them back to if you survive.
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  15. 10-09-17 10:28 PM #15
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    Good luck buddy...
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  16. 10-09-17 10:34 PM #16
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    Would you feel better or worse if the operating physicians and assistants were also libtarded posters on a sports forum?
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  17. 10-09-17 10:35 PM #17
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    You're in good hands Kraken. Mayo surgeons are top notch. Have lived here for 3 years and have never heard anyone say a single bad thing about surgeons. The stories of the things they pull off are amazing.

    Good luck pal.
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  18. 10-09-17 10:40 PM #18
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    You got this, Krak. We aren't allowed to die, so all is well. Ask for the good stuff after. You already know.

    See you soon man.

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  19. 10-09-17 11:11 PM #19
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    Hope it goes well Kraken
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  20. 10-09-17 11:25 PM #20
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    Thanks gents for the kind words. I have no doubts I’m in good hands. This is my 3rd and hopefully final surgery.

    If you don’t hear from me by the weekend, I probably passed. If it were to happen, search Craigslist around Friday, you’ll likely see some long winded post from a single 1/2 white 1/2 black mother in the F4M section. She’ll mention the pre-reqs like $125000/year, 9”, must do all chores, baby sit all day, work all night, etc... if you happen to see that post on seattle CL, light a candle and ring the bell, Krackles will be on the highway to hell

    And Giant, can you ship Cuser a pony for me, my brother from another mother.
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  21. 10-09-17 11:34 PM #21
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    Thinking about you man. Prayers.

    You have to stick around... I can't tell my conspiracy stories without you here.
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  22. 10-09-17 11:34 PM #22
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    Lol Kracken ..good spirits brother..take care
    And I am praying for a successful surgery for ya
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  23. 10-09-17 11:54 PM #23
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  24. 10-09-17 11:56 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Thinking about you man. Prayers.

    You have to stick around... I can't tell my conspiracy stories without you here.
    Thx, I enjoy the fukking conspiracy theories. Half the time I’m arguing with you but thinking “damn he’s got a point”
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  25. 10-09-17 11:59 PM #25
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    Uncle kraken you have nothing to worry about. But you know they started to do penis transplants..... sooooooo could you will it to me. Mine is old and had a lot of use in the ghetto from 1976- 2013 but I feel that I can always say beetch look at the kraken when i take my drawers off
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  26. 10-10-17 12:05 AM #26
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    Good luck pal. You'll be fine.
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  27. 10-10-17 12:22 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    The time has come for Mayo Clinic to finish what they started and retrieve some old scrap yard metal they put in me back in 2011, about 4 feet worth

    Unfortunately, the surgery is high risk this time around. Some of the metal migrated from where it was initially implanted and is resting against a pretty big artery, so there’s a chance that artery is perforated while the metal is being removed.. Surgeon is going to use the old scars to do the surgery but told me they’re prepping me for open heart surgery just in case

    In other words, Fukk ya, lets do it

    Ubering in at 0500 that’s around my bedtime

    You fills should hear from me within a few days, otherwise assume the worse
    Best ol luck dude
    I am saying prayers
    Peace ✌️
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  28. 10-10-17 12:28 AM #28
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    i really dislike you krakhead

    but i do wish you well


    nothing on this forum is that deep
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  29. 10-10-17 12:29 AM #29
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    Kraken
    I will say prayers for you.
    Hail Mary and Our Father
    May you be at peace.
    Seriously I will pray for you.
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  30. 10-10-17 12:31 AM #30
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    What gaucho said
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  31. 10-10-17 12:33 AM #31
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    I seriously will pray
    At some point in life it comes to this
    I hope that everything is ok
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  32. 10-10-17 12:38 AM #32
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    kracken all kidding aside; you are in my prayers.
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  33. 10-10-17 12:55 AM #33
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    Wish you well !
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  34. 10-10-17 05:33 AM #34
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    good luck

    Keep us updated Krackles
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  35. 10-10-17 07:31 AM #35
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    One of sbr's finest instigators is temporarily out of commission?

    Who's the substitute teacher?
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