1. 08-07-17 08:05 AM #1
    jjgold
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    My goal in three years is to be an executive at SBR in Costa Rica

    It's a long shot but I want to have an office next to Mr. Walker and all the moderators and administrators have to report to me on a daily basis for meetings in my office.

    I will do whatever Mr. Walker orders me to do


    I will have a mandatory weekly staff meeting's out of town or's will have to be available via Skype and at least once a year will be required to travel to Costa Rica and sit in my office.

    I will have the ability to hire and fire and have a major input in salaries and points.

    I then will be a king in Costa Rica and be living with a beautiful 25-year-old and get married and have two children.


    Men by then I think I have earned it but still will be a longshot will have to go through many interviews in person
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  2. 08-07-17 08:09 AM #2
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    I thought they worked in downtown L.A, lol.

    I think you can only get a work **** 2 years in Costa Rica, then you have to leave, or something like that. You better check immigration laws there.
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  3. 08-07-17 08:10 AM #3
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    No I can pay off immigration officials I'm from the streets pal
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  4. 08-07-17 08:12 AM #4
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    Too late

    Should have made the move 10 yrs ago
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  5. 08-07-17 08:12 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    No I can pay off immigration officials I'm from the streets pal
    We'll see you on that t.v show "Locked up". You'll have rats crawling around in your jail cell, roaches in your food.
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  6. 08-07-17 09:25 AM #6
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    I'm anticipating the bumps 3 years from now...
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  7. 08-07-17 09:36 AM #7
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    I then will be a king in Costa Rica and be living with a beautiful 25-year-old and get married and have two children.

    What's HIS name?
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  8. 08-07-17 09:53 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It's a long shot but I want to have an office next to Mr. Walker and all the moderators and administrators have to report to me on a daily basis for meetings in my office.

    I will do whatever Mr. Walker orders me to do



    I will have a mandatory weekly staff meeting's out of town or's will have to be available via Skype and at least once a year will be required to travel to Costa Rica and sit in my office.

    I will have the ability to hire and fire and have a major input in salaries and points.

    I then will be a king in Costa Rica and be living with a beautiful 25-year-old and get married and have two children.


    Men by then I think I have earned it but still will be a longshot will have to go through many interviews in person
    Thought you ALREADY had the office next to Mr. Walker's, thought you did ALL that traveling and gambling on the company dime for research...Mr.Executive!
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  9. 08-07-17 01:35 PM #9
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    This guy looks like the biggest loser here. You can't become an executive if you are such a loser.
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  10. 08-07-17 01:39 PM #10
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    You would fail the lie detector question asking if you have ever dropped the M bomb
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  11. 08-07-17 03:17 PM #11
    jjgold
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    Who are you man? I'm a winner and I read many books that claim I am


    Quote Originally Posted by Love2017 View Post
    This guy looks like the biggest loser here. You can't become an executive if you are such a loser.
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  12. 08-07-17 03:22 PM #12
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    sounds like you'll suck his dikk hahah

    or you already have
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  13. 08-07-17 03:30 PM #13
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    Newbie BDFs burning JJ
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  14. 08-07-17 03:35 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who are you man? I'm a winner and I read many books that claim I am
    JJ getting his shit pushed in. JJ you're 73 now, too old to fight back.
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  15. 08-07-17 03:35 PM #15
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    better chance of you being the new spokesperson for crest than running sbr.

    you are john's mascot/puppet. he puts his fist up your ass and makes you dance baldy. you were funnier when you begged for an iPad and comped pro-membership. we need opie to dropkick you again and let you know where you really sit on the sbr hierarchy. they gave you mod duty for a room filled with useless threads by seaweed and donk.
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  16. 08-07-17 03:38 PM #16
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    All bullsip aside JJ would probably be very good. But I think you need to know Spanish.
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  17. 08-07-17 03:40 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoyBacon View Post
    All bullsip aside JJ would probably be very good. But I think you need to know Spanish.
    jj got butt blasted by a group of dominicans over a $37 debt. does that qualify?
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  18. 08-07-17 03:42 PM #18
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    As long as one keeps betting with Costa Rica with BIG wagers...Instant Exec
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  19. 08-07-17 03:44 PM #19
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    JJ hire me
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  20. 08-07-17 03:44 PM #20
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    Funny. I know a guy who lived there and found a way to circumvent the **** time requirments, made a blog about how to do it, the govt caught wind of it and deported him and his wife.
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  21. 08-07-17 03:50 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Funny. I know a guy who lived there and found a way to circumvent the **** time requirments, made a blog about how to do it, the govt caught wind of it and deported him and his wife.
    I go to jail Wednesday...

    Having fun until then
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  22. 08-07-17 03:59 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    JJ hire me

    Otter your my 1st hire

    I will be Executive so will get us pussy
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  23. 08-07-17 04:12 PM #23
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    JJ, right now I have an extra chair next to me in case you change your mind I can reserve it for you!
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  24. 08-07-17 04:24 PM #24
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    Genie...can I come?
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  25. 08-07-17 04:33 PM #25
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    Now all the promotion for BOL makes sense
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  26. 08-07-17 04:33 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    I go to jail Wednesday...

    Having fun until then
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  27. 08-07-17 04:57 PM #27
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    Tall order for such a short man

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  28. 08-07-17 05:00 PM #28
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    Is that hope solo ^^^ ??
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  29. 08-07-17 05:11 PM #29
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    Sounds great, JJ! You've got my full endorsement
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  30. 08-07-17 05:24 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Otter your my 1st hire

    I will be Executive so will get us pussy
    Smart move jj. Its better to get p*ssy then to be p*ssy.
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  31. 08-07-17 05:34 PM #31
    jjgold
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    The SBR Chicks are worried

    They know I am a no non sense guy
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  32. 08-07-17 05:35 PM #32
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    Lol no mention of your role/responsibilities?
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  33. 08-07-17 06:35 PM #33
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    JJ, when u become a big-shot...who will be the 1st SBR-EE that u fire?
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  34. 08-07-17 06:39 PM #34
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    What are the sexual harassment laws like in CR????
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  35. 08-07-17 07:29 PM #35
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    No idea what the laws are like although everyone will be wearing professional clothing as I'll be in a three-piece suit every day
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