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    A bald guy is now the richest person in the world

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...amazon-results

    Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos passes Bill Gates

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    What does baldness have to do with anything?

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    If you're bald your cards are stacked against you with woman and success that's why this is a huge huge story

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    Amazon taking over the world.

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    Amazon is almost always more expensive, sometimes twice as much as buying from walmart.com or buying in store. I guess they make a ton from other services? IDK

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack View Post
    What does baldness have to do with anything?
    The $$ trumps the bald-dome.

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    Bezos has been described as insecure and petty over the years. Bad combination for the richest man in the world.

    Amazon true strength actually lies in their technology infrastructure. No bull

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    Interesting dynamic that the richest man (bezos) and the poorest (jjgold) are both bald

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Amazon is almost always more expensive, sometimes twice as much as buying from walmart.com or buying in store. I guess they make a ton from other services? IDK
    You're doing something wrong.

    Some things are more expensive, but a lot of things are less. You just gotta know how to find the stuff and not buy indiscriminately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If you're bald your cards are stacked against you with woman and success that's why this is a huge huge story

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    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post
    You're doing something wrong.

    Some things are more expensive, but a lot of things are less. You just gotta know how to find the stuff and not buy indiscriminately.
    wrong

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    Heard a study found among Forune 500 companies there are:

    A ton of tall CEOs with full heads of hair.

    A few tall, bald CEOs

    A few short CEOs with full heads of hair

    Virtually zero short, bald CEOs

    I thought of Jack Welch when I heard this but whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Heard a study found among Forune 500 companies there are:

    A ton of tall CEOs with full heads of hair.

    A few tall, bald CEOs

    A few short CEOs with full heads of hair

    Virtually zero short, bald CEOs
    FUK

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    Amazon is very cheap per unit but gotta buy in very large bulk. That is my experience and I use it quite a bit

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    wrong
    How?

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    all you have to do is go to the companys website and they usually sell it cheaper

    always that way for sports supplements

    looking to buy a new water filtration system, $10 cheaper on their own site

    plus almost all sites offer promos and specials

    golf tees and kirklands pills are cheaper because I do not have a Costco nearby

    I am an amazon prime member but I keep finding everything I buy cheaper elsewhere

    what do you find that is cheaper, maybe I am looking for the wrong things?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    If you're bald your cards are stacked against you with woman and success that's why this is a huge huge story
    If you are bald you will save on haircuts every other month.. Put that haircut and shampoo money saved away every month in a high interest yielding account, 30 years later with the principle and compounding interest you gathered you will be rich..

    Being bald has it's advantages ...


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    Walmart $8.87










    Amazon $7.80


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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    If you are bald you will save on haircuts every other month.. Put that haircut and shampoo money saved away every month in a high interest yielding account, 30 years later with the principle and compounding interest you gathered you will be rich..

    Being bald has it's advantages ...

    Women do not like bald guys

    I AM LIVING PROOF

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Walmart $8.87










    Amazon $7.80

    you didn't even list the same fukkin product

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    2nd* richest man after AMZN earnings report

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    you didn't even list the same fukkin product
    Doesn't matter.

    I don't need the clitoris stimulator because I do not have a clit.

    I'm going with Amazon.

    Amazon wins again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Women do not like bald guys



    I AM LIVING PROOF
    Im sure your teeth, shit personality and lack of physique have just as much to do with your lack of success with the ladies as your bald head. You also forgot to mention that you prefer dick.

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    ^ not to mention the crippling gambling addiction that keeps him constantly broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlowilly View Post
    Amazon is almost always more expensive, sometimes twice as much as buying from walmart.com or buying in store. I guess they make a ton from other services? IDK

    Quote Originally Posted by d2bets View Post

    You're doing something wrong.

    Some things are more expensive, but a lot of things are less. You just gotta know how to find the stuff and not buy indiscriminately.
    This.


    I remember a few years back when people were suggesting Amazon would be sold... and/or couldn't compete with other online retailers.

    Good god... was everyone wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Virtually zero short, bald CEOs
    Lloyd Blankfein, 5'2" CEO of Goldman Sachs requests the honor of a lapdance.


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    I never knew a bald guy of course excluding CEOs or celebrities that gets laid by decent looking girls

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    JJ if you were to stop shaving your head how long would it take you to grow the horse shoe back?

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    I think all billionaires should have a deep responsibility to help change this Country.. With that much money you can impact so many lives for the better.. You only need so much for yourself, anything else is just over kill.. A 100 million should be enough for themselves.

    I personally would build schools, offer to build the wall, or I'd start free dental offices to all American Citizens that file for taxes every year, open up offices in every major city Nationwide.. Hire qualified dentists and pay them well to work the free clinics daily.. Root canals, implants all a go and free..

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    Diggity

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ if you were to stop shaving your head how long would it take you to grow the horse shoe back?

    25 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I think all billionaires should have a deep responsibility to help change this Country.. With that much money you can impact so many lives for the better.. You only need so much for yourself, anything else is just over kill.. A 100 million should be enough for themselves.

    I personally would build schools, offer to build the wall, or I'd start free dental offices to all American Citizens that file for taxes every year, open up offices in every major city Nationwide.. Hire qualified dentists and pay them well to work the free clinics daily.. Root canals, implants all a go and free..
    That doesn't sound very republican

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    Like to ask the guy to steak me 100k to gamble with

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...amazon-results

    Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos passes Bill Gates
    bezos has the whole world tricked, a stock that doesn't pay a divvy and as it keeps going up he keeps cashing out shares to go play in the space race which the shareholders get no part of.

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