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    reigle9
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    it was never a mystery...

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    Who doesn't like escorts?

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    Is it a one time recruiting thing, or do you get 4 years of hoes? If it's four years then sign me up Coach. One time, then I'd hit it and go to Florida, FSU, ASU, Arizona, Oregon, or wherever looked like they had the best free hoes. Probably why Syracuse doesn't recruit well. Too many prude, uppity girls, and foreigners that only care about school.

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    i cant walk outside without tripping over a bunch of goddamn asains

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    can you imagine if Freeze was in charge of SBR's recruiting? Rkelly only guy on the forum to even get a sniff and that was his sister-in-law's over ripe dildo
    RKelly...The Family Dildo Sniffer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    i cant walk outside without tripping over a bunch of goddamn asains
    Shit, I'm surrounded by them, and not even near campus. Though, I wish I was as maybe I could bag one.

    I have an Asian family next door, diagonally, and to my left across the street as I live on a corner. I'm surrounded by them. It's like the damn Vietcong around here.

    Two houses are Vietnamese, and related. When the house went up for sale to my left, they jumped on it. They fckin walk back, and forth to each other. Love to park 10 deep in front of our house, never their own. Destroyed the end of the lawn. Fck.

    Then the fcks next door. No clue, maybe Vietnamese, but look Korean. Asshole loves to mow 10 feet into our yard. Their little gay tomatoes, and cucumbers hang over their fence, so he tries to protect them. I'm nice, and couldn't care less about a lawn, so I haven't mauled their precious garden yet.

    Damn, I hate this neighborhood. Then I have a cop up the street, and one a street down. They hate me.

    The house across the street, white folk, these fcks think they are the neighborhood watch, have cameras, and are creepy. Feel like I'm surrounded at all times. Can't even beat off in peace.

    Made the mistake of taking my dog out, and talking to the nice Trump lady weeks ago. The crew came out, and gave me a pat down. Foaming at the mouth to get any information out of me.

    I miss jail.

    Damn, that's an essay.

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    look at that recruiting class a few years back and tell me you didn't see this coming.... they'll get sanctioned soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 19th Hole View Post
    RKelly...The Family Dildo Sniffer!!
    How you like a dick in your 20th hole? Suck mine.

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    Its official Alabama will win against ole miss this year im calling it early now. There is no way bama loses this game. After what has happened you could put your mortgage down on this bet for sure on the moneyline.

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    So whats the chances ole miss goes below .500 this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capitols44 View Post
    Its official Alabama will win against ole miss this year im calling it early now. There is no way bama loses this game. After what has happened you could put your mortgage down on this bet for sure on the moneyline.
    I think that one was a given anyway. Ole Miss lost lots of talent before the bowl ban and this hit. Alabama has basically a two game schedule, opener and closer with a tougher than expected game against Vanderbilt in the middle. My money goes on an Alabama and Georgia SEC Championship matchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Shit, I'm surrounded by them, and not even near campus. Though, I wish I was as maybe I could bag one.

    I have an Asian family next door, diagonally, and to my left across the street as I live on a corner. I'm surrounded by them. It's like the damn Vietcong around here.

    Two houses are Vietnamese, and related. When the house went up for sale to my left, they jumped on it. They fckin walk back, and forth to each other. Love to park 10 deep in front of our house, never their own. Destroyed the end of the lawn. Fck.

    Then the fcks next door. No clue, maybe Vietnamese, but look Korean. Asshole loves to mow 10 feet into our yard. Their little gay tomatoes, and cucumbers hang over their fence, so he tries to protect them. I'm nice, and couldn't care less about a lawn, so I haven't mauled their precious garden yet.

    Damn, I hate this neighborhood. Then I have a cop up the street, and one a street down. They hate me.

    The house across the street, white folk, these fcks think they are the neighborhood watch, have cameras, and are creepy. Feel like I'm surrounded at all times. Can't even beat off in peace.

    Made the mistake of taking my dog out, and talking to the nice Trump lady weeks ago. The crew came out, and gave me a pat down. Foaming at the mouth to get any information out of me.

    I miss jail.

    Damn, that's an essay.
    Thought your problem was blacks and liberals remember, stick to the script.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtoler View Post
    Thought your problem was blacks and liberals remember, stick to the script.
    I've never had anymore of a problem with black people than white people. I'd explain it to you, but you always stick to your script. I don't have one. If you're a prick, you're a prick. I don't care what you look like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rkelly110 View Post
    Why is my name in your mouth, c unt?

    bet your brother was burying that dildo in his ass minutes before you stained your nostril hairs with it

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    Hmmmm

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    I know a guy who works for Scout.com. He said he's been told Ole Miss was giving casino chips to potential recruits. There's two Mississippi State players who have been asked to testify.

    Ole Miss is about to have the hammer dropped on them. They won't get the death penalty, but they'll have to start building back from the ground up.

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    grunching........

    do these schools allow the coach to have his own personal cell phone? i.e. he pays for it himself and no one sees the bill/records. i'm thinking no as it's too easy to cheat on recruiting.. but given that his personal info is on his university cellphone, does he not have the right to some privacy?

    funny story, talked to an athletic alumni of SMU. he told me the 30 for 30 special on recruiting violations and alcohol/hookers/etc. turned out to be great for recruiting "hey, SMU is a player "

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    Ole Miss put out new marketing this week with the tagline "you can't put a price on family".

    They obviously didn't think that one through!

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