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    JJ Gold, You Looked Really Healthy Last Video. What Is Your Daily Eating Schedule?

    I would like to replicate it

    If you werent bald with crooked teeth youd be getting so many ladies on your chest

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    Looks like submarine sandwiches.

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It's changed a lot

    This is basically my schedule from early-morning till night I will not put the times

    One baby aspirin/glass of water

    Put on tights sweats with no shirt on and go to the gym

    You should go on the bathroom once or twice a week and shoot dbol in my ass.. Synthetic steroid

    After the workout 2 cups of coffee with six donuts

    Start my posting day

    Browse a couple porn sites and look through porn magazines

    Make a few phone calls to the big bookmakers across USA

    Glance at lines and do some data analysis modeling

    Course posting as I do these things

    Also monitoring stockmarket

    Early afternoon I basically have a sex session with the air mattress and usually a chaf master... I sprew many porn magazines all over the bed and on my body

    Get a quick bite to eat usually a big submarine

    Sip some fireball whiskey throughout the afternoon

    Posting of course

    Usually take the car out and drive up and down the streets looking for hookers and weed

    Get back home practice dancing

    Make some calls to family

    Starting to get ready for the early games and get my wagers in.. Watch TV and post

    Nibble on a dinner usually TV style... Post

    Have earphones on on couch listening to sex tapes

    Get up late at night and look at porn/escort /hook up sites

    Once or twice a week do video sex sessions with hot woman for like $70

    Look at scores

    Go to bed lonely

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    Unreal

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    Sellweed do you carry a gun

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Sellweed do you carry a gun
    No guns

    Only rocks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    No guns

    Only rocks
    LOL

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    Wait... rocks?

    What are the rocks for?

    And what size rocks?

    Kinda weird, no? Rocks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    I would like to replicate it

    If you werent bald with crooked teeth youd be getting so many ladies on your chest
    Why take the shot at me?????????????????

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    Coach only eats winners

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    Quote Originally Posted by daneblazer View Post
    Coach only eats weiners
    WoRd... we've seen Donker's pics where Coach 'works'... spot on comment from dane here.

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    let me tell you I can fuk many guys up here

    tough as nails..ugly guys usually are

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    let me tell you I can fuk many guys up here

    tough as nails..ugly guys usually are
    Calm down, poser. You're bout as tough as Ricky Martin.

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    Bitme i will fuk you up

    where do you live???????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????

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    NY... PM me when you can make it up my way (Saratoga area) and we'll work out a meeting spot. Hospitals here top notch, just remember to bring your insurance card, Ricky. Samsncharge can even drive you there in a nice ride to save you the ambulance bill.

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    Biter serious question

    What do you think about Saratoga Springs to live??

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    This area is a great place to live... that'd work. Brand spanking new Rivers Casino just opened couple days ago on Mohawk in Electric City, too. Was there yesterday... no more long drives to Foxwoods or Turning Stone for poker. Good times. Same group that runs the Rivers in Pittsburgh & the Sugarhouse in Philly runs this one. Top notch. Approx same distance to Boston as is to NYC, so... not too far from many options and everything in between. You get rural & bigtime city experience within your relative-near grasp. Btw, I drive by the B-ball Hall of Fame on the regular in my travels thru Springfield -- should I stop in and see if they've officially honored Opie's 8' dunk?

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    Biter how far is that casino??

    How is the little one at Saratoga Harness?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Biter how far is that casino??

    How is the little one at Saratoga Harness?
    The racino near the track BLOWS; just slots and electronic craps/BJ. Has never tempted me and have only gone when a couple slot junkie friends have dragged me there. Buffet is sub standard, too. Only redeeming feature is a nice nightclub there that does indeed attract smoking young women. I mean, REALLY good looking women. This area really needed a full-fledged casino like Rivers... and now it's finally here. Northway/thruway/890 gets ya there in ~half hour.

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    "hamburgers" with "special sauce"

    full of protein

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    backhanded complement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    backhanded complement
    I think it was a blatant cheap shot at a fat fukk

    Not nice cwd

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    JJ and Biteme went from about to throw blows to besties in all but about 12 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ and Biteme went from about to throw blows to besties in all but about 12 minutes.
    In reality, daggers... the last thing I need is a manslaughter charge, so it's probably best Goldy backed down and diverted topics.

    Plus, I use to go to Pownal, Vt. back in the day when they had the greyhounds, and I've always wanted to see if I could get a dog track up & running in Saratoga to take its place -- figure if Baldy comes up to live this way, maybe I could entice him to take the rabbit's place and run around the track so the doggies will naturally chase his shiny chrome dome.

    Might just work for both of us... and I'd promise to pay him more than he makes @ the gloryholes.

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    JJ how much do you make per hour at the glory holes?

    Asking for a friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    JJ how much do you make per hour at the glory holes?

    Asking for a friend.
    I told you to keep it on the DL man...wtf

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    many think I am the toughest guy here

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    many think I am the toughest guy here
    Stop listening to ttwarrior, ffs. A Kentucky inbred that sucks off every elongated fruit & vegetable @ the local Kroger isn't exactly the best arbiter of who is and isn't "tough", pal. Capische?

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    BITER what are your thoughts on Glen Falls??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    BITER what are your thoughts on Glen Falls??
    Best thing bout it now since minor league hockey flew the coop is it's close to Lake George. Glens Falls had a long and fairly successful affiliation(s) with NHL parent club(s). Maybe another opportunity will come along some day. Goldy if you make it up this way we'll have to go in and harass samsncharge @ the dealership he works at. We'll play "good cop, bad cop" in a customer sense and give him the runaround all day. Btw, one of my best friends owns a camp right on Lake George (water/dock access) and the fukkin TAXES are killing him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    let me tell you I can fuk many guys up here

    tough as nails..ugly guys usually are
    "tough" guy shouts down some random people:




    got those "battle shorts" on.....

    and a fukkin' bandana on.....

    REAL TOUGH GUY..........

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    Automan in that video I was in my prime in many ways

    Tough as nails then and crazy


    Biter soon heavy research

    Glen Falls a little cheaper than Saratoga and probably just as nice

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    Donker.... remember that vid/gif where that BBW was flinging that table across the room at peeps and then catching/deflecting everything coming her way like a heavyset ninja? I'd take her over jj in a cage match... for big bucks. Hell, not sure I'd even take jj to beat kickles in a fight, tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Glen Falls a little cheaper than Saratoga and probably just as nice
    NO. Absolutely not. Glens Falls doesn't touch Saratoga... loses that comparison in about a million ways.

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