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    BatemanPatrickl
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    JJGOLD'S Daily Schedule

    jjgold
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    posted August 07, 2003 03:59 PM


    4:30AM -6:00AM Workout
    6:00AM- 6:20AM Shower
    6:30AM- Glue my rug to my forehead
    6:45AM- Eat 2 granola bars, 2 milky ways, 8 oriole cookies, 2 bwls of cereal and maybe a few jellyfish candies and 3 glasses of whole milk.
    7:00AM- Post at RX
    7:30AM- Get into my 74 Plymouth (4 door) no roof and fly to work waiving to the ladies at the bus stop and fukkin praying my rug does not come off.
    8:0AM- Play cards with the brothers for about a half an hour, no raises just $50 antes.
    8:30AM- Work, all business, well sneak some posts in from time to time.
    11:00 Break- small bacon and egg sandwish with potatoe chips and some pretzles and 2 sodas. If any milk duds are around I will eat them too.
    11:00 Work
    12:00PM- Lunch, usually Mcdonalds- 2 fries, 4 cheeseburgers and 3 servings of fried chicken , milk shake and one soda and sometimes a little desert. Post a little
    1:00 Work
    3:00 Break- Usually a small sub, pretzels and some jellyfish (1/2 pound) 1 soda (root beer)
    4:00- Get in my plymouth cruising and looking for chicks, have wirless connection to post on the side of the road.
    5:00 Diner- Usually Pizza and soda with 3 side orders of buffalo wings
    5:30- Posting Zone
    6:00 Looking for moves
    6:30- Calling locals
    7:00 Scouting reports from my people about books in trouble
    7:30 Prime time, ready to go and hit a game hard
    8:00 Prick hard and ready to go and post
    8:30 If a good thread usually come!!!
    9:00 Posting frenzy, fired up fighting with everyone
    9:30 Call Kenny and we go over the day and behavior of posters
    10:00 Betting ponies/late cards
    10:30 Pacing in my residence and waiting for someone to riop me
    11:00 Blast Bay City Roller tapes, dancing and shit and looking in the mirror at myself.
    11:45PM- Dying to naill a chick but no one available
    12:00 My fukkin rug is stuck to my huge fukkin forehead, get out w-4 and grease my scalp and rug releases
    12:30AM walking around bald and posting and maiing calls
    1:00AM- Reading the overnights for horse bets
    1:30AM- put in some pony bets fopr following day
    2:00- answer about 25 ads on thenet trying to get a date
    2:30AM Getting little tired and eat, usually muscles, sandwich, peanut butter on crackers, popcorn, some sodas and of course ice cream about a pint a night.
    3:00 Getting ready for bed, brush my teeth and check my pecker to see if it has grown. taking some type of seaweed rengle solution .
    3:30AM Bed.............................

    Good Night Boys

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    So your saying he only gets an hour of sleep and stays up 23 hours a day

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    We need one for 2014

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    Goldie is the man

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    "Praying my rug does not come off..."

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    It's changed a lot

    This is basically my schedule from early-morning till night I will not put the times

    One baby aspirin/glass of water

    Put on tights sweats with no shirt on and go to the gym

    You should go on the bathroom once or twice a week and shoot dbol in my ass.. Synthetic steroid

    After the workout 2 cups of coffee with six donuts

    Start my posting day

    Browse a couple porn sites and look through porn magazines

    Make a few phone calls to the big bookmakers across USA

    Glance at lines and do some data analysis modeling

    Course posting as I do these things

    Also monitoring stockmarket

    Early afternoon I basically have a sex session with the air mattress and usually a chaf master... I sprew many porn magazines all over the bed and on my body

    Get a quick bite to eat usually a big submarine

    Sip some fireball whiskey throughout the afternoon

    Posting of course

    Usually take the car out and drive up and down the streets looking for hookers and weed

    Get back home practice dancing

    Make some calls to family

    Starting to get ready for the early games and get my wagers in.. Watch TV and post

    Nibble on a dinner usually TV style... Post

    Have earphones on on couch listening to sex tapes

    Get up late at night and look at porn/escort /hook up sites

    Once or twice a week do video sex sessions with hot woman for like $70

    Look at scores

    Go to bed lonely
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Early afternoon I basically have a sex session with the air mattress...

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    "Shoot dbol in my ass..."

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    Not joking actually

    Its pretty accurate and updated schedule

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    Still throw bubblegum to the kids from your window? What a battle for gum

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    chaf master



    still tryna catch my breath here Coach


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    Manny of the guys have it they cannot get laid

    It's not bad but a lot of cleaning afterwords

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    jj which books are you calling and why?

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    I could call books I am betting with
    I usually ask for the head guy and then want to run down of the lines to put in my schedule book
    Quote Originally Posted by niming View Post
    jj which books are you calling and why?

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    must be fun having a paid poster named juan who lives in CR and who youve never met be your best friend in real life

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyTall View Post
    must be fun having a paid poster named juan who lives in CR and who youve never met be your best friend in real life
    who is juan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niming View Post
    who is juan?
    SBR John

    kind of a big deal around here

    you can call him Mr. Walker

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    JJ what kind of glue do you use for your rug?

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    WTF are "oriole cookies"?

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    Whoreshit. We all love a stick a oriole cookies and a glass of milk.

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    I do not have the rug anymore
    Going with a devastating bald look

    Quote Originally Posted by BatemanPatrickl View Post
    JJ what kind of glue do you use for your rug?

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    us bald guys are a diamond dozen JJ

    even Shady looks almost Bad Ass next to his bike with a shaved head

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    need an UPDATE on JJ's schedule

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    great bump bobby

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    us bald guys are a diamond dozen JJ

    even Shady looks almost Bad Ass next to his bike with a shaved head


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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyfk View Post
    need an UPDATE on JJ's schedule
    JJ keeps calling Charlie Sheen to ask for any recommendation on how to stay positive.

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    Need an UPDATED schedule Goldie

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    Update!

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    We need an update

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    Seaweed come football season

    Now just like a machine like my rooster

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    that's a queer scheduled

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    Security at SBR used to be much more lax.
    There's no way just any old douche bag poster could get a hold a hold of JJ Gold's schedule today.

    I really miss the OP.

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