1. 12-02-16 11:44 PM #1
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    VIDEO: DONK'S Special Message to JJ Gold re Upcoming Bash.....

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  2. 12-02-16 11:54 PM #2
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    JJ aint no bitch

    Dont show up to a gun fight with that little 4" blade Donk
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  3. 12-02-16 11:57 PM #3
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    ^^lol... damn straight, donk. "It rubs the lotion on its chrome dome or else it gets the hose again." Buffalo Bill that bald fuk and SKIN 'IM! Then sautee his lil 2.5 inch pecker in some nice chianti and feed it to the dog.
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  4. 12-03-16 12:05 AM #4
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    Donker, does slaughtering that animal prove masculinity?

    Donker, was hoping for a sexual conquest.
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    Gold don't forget the chai tea
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  6. 12-03-16 12:07 AM #6
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    damit man ... put the bottle down . lets burn a joint we all friends here
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  7. 12-03-16 05:55 AM #7
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  8. 12-03-16 07:53 AM #8
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    JJ, I need you to come haul that carcass off before it starts attracting buzzards in my neighborhood.....

    The people here might include mostly rednecks, but in years past they have nevertheless raised hell when buzzards start roosting on their roof tops, waiting for the meat left on the bone to warm up enough so they can eat/digest it.....

    I'll give you ten bucks to take it away and throw it the dumpster up at the Texaco station....
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  9. 12-03-16 08:07 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Donker, does slaughtering that animal prove masculinity?

    Donker, was hoping for a sexual conquest.
    it's called shooting/killing that buck and then butchering/processing him....

    doesn't prove shit except that:

    1. I'm a good shot (275 yrds away, perfect bullet placement behind the front shoulder, through rib cage into vitals, (non-gutshot) -- entry and exit wounds wasted no meat, except about two ribs worth);

    2. that I love to hunt and have been doing it since I was 7, deer at around age 11; this buck is no. 101 I've dropped since then;

    3. I've got a lot more processing to do today (separating hindquarters into steaks, various roasts, trimming up the back straps and front shoulders, and tirimming anything that can't be packaged as steaks into sausage, etc., freezer wrapping, packaging and labeling all the cuts, etc); and

    4. I'm gonna enjoy eating venison all throughout the year.....

    hunting has never been about proving masculinity for me, it's always been about family tradition, skill, respect of the game we harvest, use of that game, enjoying time in the outdoors, and the trove of life long memories created among family members that really enjoy being there with each other at the deer camp for years..... More of those were created yesterday.....

    I never feel I have to prove anything any more, unless I'm in court.....
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  10. 12-03-16 08:09 AM #10
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    Automan I decided to drop my lawsuit with you and will not seek $2000 out of court
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  11. 12-03-16 08:13 AM #11
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    that voice is the reason that I stay home at night
    don`t need IT,
    or any other voice coming out of no where in the dark.

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  12. 12-03-16 08:57 AM #12
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    hahaha.... too funny pplayer

    good decision, JJ..... I often tell my client's $2000.00 is not worth dying for.....

    no, not my clients with legal problems, but rather those I used as mules in other -- even seedier than practicing law -- business enterprises.....

    lastly, for the red-assed cold chai swillin hiLIARy supporter Kracken..... I have a much larger "blade", just over double the length of that little 4 1/2" gerber skinning knife, that I use almost daily.... Unfortunately, SBR has given me strict guidance to the effect that they do not want to see any photos of it, or any videos of it in action, in the forum, or I will be banned from the site......

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  13. 12-03-16 09:34 AM #13
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    You're far from out of the woods as I will be rolling out an incentive plan to posters next week as part of my plan to conquer you
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  14. 12-03-16 09:39 AM #14
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    What is this about
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  15. 12-03-16 09:41 AM #15
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    Kind of glad I decided not to attend the Bash all of a sudden
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  16. 12-03-16 09:46 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    You're far from out of the woods as I will be rolling out an incentive plan to posters next week as part of my plan to conquer you
    You're gonna be shitt-outta-luck, Baldy...as your 2for1 gloryhole "incentive plan specials" ain't gonna fly with posters. Er, ok... maybe tt, but no one else. And then what's your plan to stop him?... gonna have tt try to sit on donk?
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  17. 12-03-16 03:00 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Kind of glad I decided not to attend the Bash all of a sudden
    you were never going..your top 7 biggest conmen at sbr
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  18. 12-03-16 03:21 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    you were never going..your top 7 biggest conmen at sbr
    You know sometimes your mouth says things that are disgraceful....I been called a lot of things in my day....but that's not one of them you fuk. Just to clear this up once and for all.....it doesn't cost me a single penny to fly and I did have my flight reservation....I cancelled because I had a fukkin aneurysm two years ago and I need a doctor's clearance to get in an aircraft....so fuk off you heartless fukkin prick
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  19. 12-03-16 03:23 PM #19
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    Me and Diggity gunna meet Optional...anything I should know?
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  20. 12-03-16 08:57 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Me and Diggity gunna meet Optional...anything I should know?
    He's been in a Turkish prison
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  21. 12-03-16 11:41 PM #21
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    Reminds me of one of those old WWF Promos back in the day.
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  22. 12-04-16 02:30 AM #22
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    Dam you way older than I thought

    gl sir
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  23. 12-04-16 08:47 AM #23
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    damn right.... but the key is to be young at heart and in spirit......

    and my wife says I have the maturity level of a teenager....... (quite certain said level is what threw you off)

    so, like Carl Spackler in Caddyshack's total conscienceness on his death bed, I got that going for me......
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  24. 12-04-16 08:51 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Me and Diggity gunna meet Optional...anything I should know?
    Just to dress well and bring your drinking boots along.

    I'll be in town at about midnight Tue 7th Feb and probably leave Thu morning and head up to SF. Will be back Tue 14th if you want to have a nice Valentines together with Diggity and I And leaving on a late flight Wed night 15th.
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  25. 12-04-16 09:17 AM #25
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    Automan you 60 yet??
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  26. 12-04-16 09:18 AM #26
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    69.... all day
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  27. 12-04-16 09:34 AM #27
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    Automan I am 49

    Many say I look 34 and a dead ringer for teddy nugent at same age
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  28. 12-04-16 09:45 AM #28
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    i noticed opie and ted had a lot of similarities, but didn't notice any between you and ted.....

    mainly b/c I've never seen ted down on his hands and knees grovelling for money and flinching when somebody makes a quick move toward him, like you were doing in Opie's video of the two of you.....
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  29. 12-04-16 09:57 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    He's been in a Turkish prison
    I've been to a Turkish bath.

    Any similarities?
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  30. 12-04-16 10:04 AM #30
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    How about Jethro Tull??

    Ex Playmate said I looked like him also or Barry Manilow
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  31. 12-04-16 10:22 AM #31
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    Probably should have waited till AFTER breakfast to watch this one
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  32. 12-05-16 10:24 AM #32
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    the still photos later that morning are even more fun.....
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  33. 12-05-16 10:29 AM #33
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    Automan take avatar down
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