1. 11-04-16 10:53 PM #1
    funnyb25
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    Kid Cuddles Check In...

    Do i need to call you? Hope you are ok buddy!

    Anyways here is my Uber ride from last night...

    Placed an Uber call to pick me up from the casino because the parking is a disaster there. I get a response that he is on the way with a note "could be deaf or hard of hearing" My first reaction and second reaction and third is wtf....how is a deaf or hard of hearing person driving regardless, let alone for Uber? Well I cancelled him and requested a new driver. Got an immediate response and it was the same driver. Cancelled again and requested a new one, and it was the same one.

    I needed to get home so i said phuck it...get this deaf guy here and ill drive his chit if i have to. 45 minutes later he shows up. (keep in mind i have never waited more than 12 minutes for an Uber before)

    The dude was as Asian as it gets. Smelled like wet noodles (kickles check in...) and i realized why it said "could be deaf or hard of hearing" guy could hear just fine, he didn't know any phuckin English. So i loaded up Waze and got my ass home via that. I had to put the sound on loud because he definitely could not see the navigation if you know what I mean.

    To end it all...Uber didn't charge me

    The point of this story is...IF you ever Uber and you get the message "could be deaf or hard of hearing"

    The guy is lucky to be driving period and you should get a free ride...

    BOL to all on their wagers
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  2. 11-04-16 11:52 PM #2
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    He's probably around they call him the kitten
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  3. 11-05-16 01:47 AM #3
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    I found pics of Cuddles....





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  4. 11-05-16 01:52 AM #4
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    What's going on here?
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  5. 11-05-16 01:59 AM #5
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    From what I can tell, cuddles started driving for Uber & he smells like noodles & owes Funny some cash
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  6. 11-05-16 05:50 AM #6
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    Cuddles finishing up day trading numbers for the week no doubt

    and still has to clean his room before he is allowed screen time
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  7. 11-05-16 06:06 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    Cuddles finishing up day trading numbers for the week no doubt

    and still has to clean his room before he is allowed screen time
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  8. 11-05-16 11:34 AM #8
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    Still no cuddles?
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  9. 11-05-16 11:43 AM #9
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    He hasn't been around much the last couple weeks.
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  10. 11-05-16 11:55 AM #10
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    fuk him
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  11. 11-05-16 12:12 PM #11
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  12. 11-05-16 12:14 PM #12
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    I will call him.
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  13. 11-05-16 12:16 PM #13
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    I sent him a text...

    guy does not wake up before 4pm
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  14. 11-05-16 12:18 PM #14
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    His and my hours don't really line up anymore.
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  15. 11-05-16 12:19 PM #15
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    What's the big deal, is it that big of a deal is doesn't check in on a uber thread?
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  16. 11-05-16 12:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    What's the big deal, is it that big of a deal is doesn't check in on a uber thread?
    Just playing is all buddy...
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  17. 11-05-16 12:23 PM #17
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    Roger
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  18. 11-05-16 12:27 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Roger
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  19. 11-05-16 12:30 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Roger
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  21. 11-05-16 12:58 PM #21
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    Kitty cuddles is what you call a hamburger, this is the guy that didn't know where the barrel of a shotgun wasn't pointed at his fukkin head

    A Midwestern hamburger
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  22. 11-05-16 01:00 PM #22
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    uber everywhere

    some drivers suck! some cars are nice tho
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  23. 11-05-16 03:43 PM #23
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    hey

    jj choke on a hamburger you old fukk
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  24. 11-05-16 03:44 PM #24
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    There he is...
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  25. 11-05-16 06:02 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by kidcudi92 View Post
    hey

    jj choke on a hamburger you old fukk
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