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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Yeah, I'm trying to figure this out as we speak... some will depend on the special SBR rate... it's not really 500/night, is it?!

    Def need to be there by at least Fri, and leaving no earlier than Mon... so I was thinking either Thurs-Mon, or Fri-Tues? Some will also depend on airfare I see. Don't we need at least one full separate day to see the island???

    And LOL on the Donk stuff. Donker, I was only at one bash, but my recollection is that it was 100% high-fives and good times -- any internet dick-measuring and warfare fell by the wayside, just a bunch of folks drinking and having fun.

    Lastly, so do we need to worry about Zika? Anyone? Lol.
    Bumping my serious post, as it got lost in the usual SBR-style poster-slandering and high-fiving.

    Trying to figure out how many nights to do and which ones... what are most doing, Thursday-to-Monday?

    Philly, if your post was about me (not sure?), I'm not complaining and I am def psyched about the two free nights! But if the OTHER nights (discounted ones) are still 500 w/ the discounted rate, that's something to consider, homie! Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Arriving Thursday and up for a round (with rental clubs). But be warned. I'm pretty happy if I can hit under triple figures.


    Who else is staying Monday night after?
    Lucky for both of us, good golf skills are not required to play their course. While I have my own clubs, it is in no way a direct correlation to my golf abilities....We will just tell them to give us a fully charged gold carts as we will be doing a lot of left to right driving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post

    Opti if you can get a mod to look into this whole Snip paying off a betpoints loan bet (as he admitted in a post) in cash, I'll gladly pay for your round of golf
    LOL... isn't that making a money deal too?

    Do you mean Snip3r? Just hit report on the post and I'll make sure it's seen by the right person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Bumping my serious post, as it got lost in the usual SBR-style poster-slandering and high-fiving.

    Trying to figure out how many nights to do and which ones... what are most doing, Thursday-to-Monday?

    Philly, if your post was about me (not sure?), I'm not complaining and I am def psyched about the two free nights! But if the OTHER nights (discounted ones) are still 500 w/ the discounted rate, that's something to consider, homie! Lol.
    Yes, the extra nights are $450 single rate and $500 double AFTER the discount.

    Regarding the nights, its appears to be a mixture, prob best to do a separate post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post

    Bumping my serious post, as it got lost in the usual SBR-style poster-slandering and high-fiving.

    Trying to figure out how many nights to do and which ones... what are most doing, Thursday-to-Monday?

    Philly, if your post was about me (not sure?), I'm not complaining and I am def psyched about the two free nights! But if the OTHER nights (discounted ones) are still 500 w/ the discounted rate, that's something to consider, homie! Lol.
    Thursday to Tuesday

    If you are going alone maybe team up with someone else and split a room for the extra nights at ~ $250 each. If you like to eat and drink I am sure it's worth the $100/day more than it would be some other place without the inclusions, and other posters.

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    Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

    Considering it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

    Considering it.
    You can sleep in the hammock on my balcony. Realize you have no access to the actual room. I will put 4 beers out for you each day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    You can sleep in the hammock on my balcony. Realize you have no access to the actual room. I will put 4 beers out for you each day.
    Matty you may not realize I'm seriously considering this offer but let's say I chip in a hundo per night for access to the room and a couple of handjobs from your wife (at least 2, doesn't have to be naked just topless) and I think we're all happy with this arrangement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

    Considering it.
    I already put out feelers to my brother and a friend of mine, but if they're lame, I'd def be down for rooming! Guess that's not very helpful at this juncture, but I'll have my shit together sometime soon here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post

    Yes, the extra nights are $450 single rate and $500 double AFTER the discount.

    Regarding the nights, its appears to be a mixture, prob best to do a separate post.
    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post

    Thursday to Tuesday

    If you are going alone maybe team up with someone else and split a room for the extra nights at ~ $250 each. If you like to eat and drink I am sure it's worth the $100/day more than it would be some other place without the inclusions, and other posters.
    Thanks, Men!

    I guess this place does not fukk around. I hadn't even realized the whole thing is always all-inclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Matty you may not realize I'm seriously considering this offer but let's say I chip in a hundo per night for access to the room and a couple of handjobs from your wife (at least 2, doesn't have to be naked just topless) and I think we're all happy with this arrangement.
    If handjobs are what you seek, I know some Dominican Texas Rangers minor leaguers that may be able to lend you a hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

    Considering it.
    Grown ass men bunking together

    PASS

    Brokedikk city

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Grown ass men bunking together

    PASS

    Brokedikk city
    Fukin Opie gets it

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Grown ass men bunking together

    PASS

    Brokedikk city
    I swear I was JUST coming in here to type the exact same thing . I love when I agree with racist, honkey southern bigots. .

    Good lord men, win a bet or 2. Gotta keep the other side of that bed open and drink yourself blindly into confidence....especially you married folk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    I swear I was JUST coming in here to type the exact same thing . I love when I agree with racist, honkey southern bigots. .

    Good lord men, win a bet or 2. Gotta keep the other side of that bed open and drink yourself blindly into confidence....especially you married folk!
    Me and wife got 2 beds so keeping extra spot in my bed open.

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    Congrats Auto Donk and Ms Donk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Arriving Thursday and up for a round (with rental clubs). But be warned. I'm pretty happy if I can hit under triple figures.


    Who else is staying Monday night after?
    If you can break triple digits odds are you're better than 95% of "golfers" here

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    I swear I was JUST coming in here to type the exact same thing . I love when I agree with racist, honkey southern bigots. .

    Good lord men, win a bet or 2. Gotta keep the other side of that bed open and drink yourself blindly into confidence....especially you married folk!
    Just put it on their CC and panhandle outside the SBR bash... Fk, if they are having that much trouble i'll throw them a $20 to pay for the room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    I'll be there the same days as well as Optional. My guess is quite a few more will be staying extra days as well



    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    I'm arriving Wednesday, you staying at the HR the whole time?
    Yes sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Grown ass men bunking together

    PASS

    Brokedikk city
    Who says it has to be a dude? I've shared a room with another poster last bash and it went fine. And it wasn't a dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Anyone rooming together? Helps offset some of the cost of the extra nights.

    Considering it.
    If you put 4 people in the room, "discounted" price jumps up to over 900. Crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Am I the only one Thursday - Tuesday?

    I'll warm the place up for you guys.
    I'll be there Thursday - Monday afternoon.

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    My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Yes! Bring the fukking ketchup.
    Good memory!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.
    Is this an open invitation or is there some sort of special foot tap required to enter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_Guest_Pro View Post
    Congrats Auto Donk and Ms Donk!
    yw.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post


    Fkn pumped....
    Looks awesome....but that bubbles party at the end looked like it was a total sausage fest

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Is this an open invitation or is there some sort of special foot tap required to enter?

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    mainly sausage at these places

    Hopefully no conventions coming in from SF that week

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Who says it has to be a dude? I've shared a room with another poster last bash and it went fine. And it wasn't a dude.
    stealthy with all due respect, Bruce Jenner was STILL a dude at the last bash

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.

    WOW!! if ever the need for a "no homo"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
    WOW!! if ever the need for a "no homo"....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    My ass will be poolside Wednesday 2/1 by 4:30pm.
    wow!!

    What does that mean??

    Frightening

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    wow!!

    What does that mean??

    Frightening
    JJ got all excited talking about BD's ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    mainly sausage at these places

    Hopefully no conventions coming in from SF that week
    and, of course, if JJ shows, we can add this "sausage" as being present:






    and candidly, I'm being generous with this assessment of JJ's pee pee

    those vienna's are twice as long as this little nub.....





    Sh*t, JJ, I've got little button-head bucks with little nubs on their heads for horns, barely protruding through the skin on top their heads, that are bigger than that "dot" you're holding in frame no. 2.......

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