Listen here fuk stick, the only fkn thing third world around here is your damn writing ability. Well, that and your lack of ability to acquire a decent wage. Get a job, go pro, then come back and see if you can string a few words together.
Lastly, if you ever collect enough cans to scrap together $100 to go pro, I'll gladly submit enough proof that I not only make, but have way more assets than your broke azz.