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    How much money would it take not to return it to the respectful owner?

    $20?

    $100?

    1k?

    What's the amount that you decide "too bad so sad" and pocket the coin for a nice 3-teamer.

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    None..if possible I will try to find the owner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    None..if possible I will try to find the owner


    none

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post


    none
    Of course only people with money would say this rocket...like me and you for example

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Of course only people with money would say this rocket...like me and you for example
    true bud

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    I once returned 10's of thousands of dollars, much of it cash, to an assistant who had left the bank bag in the food area at the twin towers near Avenue on the stars in Century City, in LA at her lunch time.

    We worked in the same tower and she was pretty, thankful, and pretty thankful all wrapped in one.

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    Besides money and some personal belongings that I've returned...I once picked up a dog (hotdog) with the tag from the street and found its owners.
    Scheduled a time with them to return the dog and a few hours prior to that decided to take it outside so the dog doesn't piss and poop inside of my house. A few minutes later the little fukker took off to never be seen again.

    It was over 10 years ago and I still think about that little fella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Besides money and some personal belongings that I've returned...I once picked up a dog (hotdog) with the tag from the street and found its owners.
    Scheduled a time with them to return the dog and a few hours prior to that decided to take it outside so the dog doesn't piss and poop inside of my house. A few minutes later the little fukker took off to never be seen again.

    It was over 10 years ago and I still think about that little fella.
    Yes...I have returned over 10 phones and a couple of tablets as well. Even a backpack with some kids homework!!

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    I have returned many dogs to owners, even kept them for a couple of days while the owners were out of town. I've even taken a dog across town, following the tag on her collar, to a house where no one was home. The neighbors verified the dog and I jumped the fence, unlocked the gate from the inside, let there dog in, locked it up, then hopped out.

    The neighbors thanked me but I never did meet the owners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Yes...I have returned over 10 phones and a couple of tablets as well. Even a backpack with some kids homework!!
    97.5% of the board would keep every single item from that list (including kid's homework)

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    I found $500 cash on the sidewalk one time. What the hell was I supposed to do give it to the cops to find the owner. Of course I kept it and reloaded my account with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    I found $500 cash on the sidewalk one time. What the hell was I supposed to do give it to the cops to find the owner. Of course I kept it and reloaded my account with it.
    When I was younger we super glued quarters to the sidewalk and just watched passers by struggle to pick them up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    I found $500 cash on the sidewalk one time. What the hell was I supposed to do give it to the cops to find the owner. Of course I kept it and reloaded my account with it.
    Fun story but run along now...but of course you had to reload since you don't win

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I once returned 10's of thousands of dollars, much of it cash, to an assistant who had left the bank bag in the food area at the twin towers near Avenue on the stars in Century City, in LA at her lunch time.

    We worked in the same tower and she was pretty, thankful, and pretty thankful all wrapped in one.

    So you're saying you would have kept it if she were a pig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    When I was younger we super glued quarters to the sidewalk and just watched passers by struggle to pick them up.

    Now that's some funny shit K....lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    So you're saying you would have kept it if she were a pig?


    When got to her office and I first saw her, I was holding the money bag in my hand.

    I had no choice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Fun story but run along now...but of course you had to reload since you don't win
    Sorry my story pissed you off so much. But I actually been winning lately. Losing streaks over. Have a great day douchebag

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    I once returned an arm in a bucket of ice....I didn't want it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    I once returned an arm in a bucket of ice....I didn't want it
    Do you do toes too? I need one by three o' clock tomorrow afternoon (I missed today's deadline)...



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    When I worked at a bar, underneath the actual bar was a haven for cash, wallets, cell phones all sorts of things...the phones and wallets were given back but the cash not in the wallet was fair game.

    I remember finding Von Wafers cell phone and it had phone numbers of NBA players and was littered with pictures of naked white girls
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    you steal you can end up with bullet in head if from wrong people

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    you steal you can end up with bullet in head if from wrong people
    Thieves are equivalent to rapists and child molestors in my book...hate them and they deserve to be killed

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    $20?

    $100?

    1k?

    What's the amount that you decide "too bad so sad" and pocket the coin for a nice 3-teamer.
    How much does 5 betpoints convert to?

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    Damn all you guys sucking each other off about being honest... a thief the same as a rapist or a child molester? Why don't you talk to the people that get raped and the kids that get molested about that one... they would probably disagree with you...

    that being said yeah if there's identification try to find the owner if not what else do you do but keep it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    Damn all you guys sucking each other off about being honest... a thief the same as a rapist or a child molester? Why don't you talk to the people that get raped and the kids that get molested about that one... they would probably disagree with you...

    that being said yeah if there's identification try to find the owner if not what else do you do but keep it?
    Nope...thieves are pieces of shit...nobody is sucking anyone off here...

    Tell us..which one are you? A rapist, child molestor, or thief? Or all fukking 3??

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    Damn all you guys sucking each other off about being honest... a thief the same as a rapist or a child molester? Why don't you talk to the people that get raped and the kids that get molested about that one... they would probably disagree with you...

    that being said yeah if there's identification try to find the owner if not what else do you do but keep it?
    Exactly. If I find cash on the ground it's mine. If I find a credit card I try to return it

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    Nobody ITT is returning 10k+ If there was no chance of being caught. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

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    I'm not saying thieves arent pieces of shit, but to compare them to a child molester? Come on man
    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Nope...thieves are pieces of shit...nobody is sucking anyone off here...

    Tell us..which one are you? A rapist, child molestor, or thief? Or all fukking 3??

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    Apparently Booya gets ripped off a lot. Or maybe he's the child molester. Not sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Exactly. If I find cash on the ground it's mine. If I find a credit card I try to return it
    Course. CC is a whole different story. Same with any personal cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by themike78 View Post
    Apparently Booya gets ripped off a lot. Or maybe he's the child molester. Not sure
    Again...who are you here?? Never fukking heard of you...guaranteed that you have stolen something from someone..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NrmlCurvSurfr View Post
    I'm not saying thieves arent pieces of shit, but to compare them to a child molester? Come on man
    Sorry...thieves in the same category for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    Again...who are you here?? Never fukking heard of you...guaranteed that you have stolen something from someone..
    So you never heard of me but you know me and what I'm about ....whatever guy

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    Lol oops, that wasn't directed towards me, oh well you get it… Point is still the same

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Nobody ITT is returning 10k+ If there was no chance of being caught. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.
    speak only for yourself Canuck

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