1. 03-04-13 10:25 PM #1
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    What are the top 10 funniest 1-liners written by SBR posters?

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  2. 03-04-13 10:28 PM #2
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    I'll be watching this system closely.
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  3. 03-04-13 10:29 PM #3
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    1) Never fukin heard of ya pal- has to be most famous, circa 2008 JJGold phone skills video
    2) Go paint your fukin prick- JJGold quote from a video whilst painting his 2nd floor stairwell
    3) HUGH- used in place of huge, thanks to AgainstAllOdds
    4) Can't Win Boyzz- multiple Bobbyfk vids
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  4. 03-04-13 10:30 PM #4
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  5. 03-04-13 10:31 PM #5
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    Pinch your windpipe
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  6. 03-04-13 10:33 PM #6
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    5) Nickaaay! Nickaay!- made famous by JJGold in videos, beat to death by poster OnTheWhat
    6) "Lame non-people" quote by my wife in hidden cam video
    7) Rubberband play- Brock Landers
    8) You are bad people/person -TT
    9) You have received an infraction at sports betting forum and handicapping- SBR LOU
    10) Wonderful Wednesday Morning- Blondie
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  7. 03-04-13 10:38 PM #7
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    11) using Suite instead of Suit thanks to JJGold and later Lawsuite by Peter Loshak and lawyer
    12) Saloon this - Originator unknown
    13) Horse rooster Lock- SBR Chatters
    14) Landered- many anti-brock posters
    15) bubble gum bookie- JJGold
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  8. 03-04-13 10:42 PM #8
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    I originated "saloon this shit!!"

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  9. 03-04-13 10:43 PM #9
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    I'd say JJ, deuce and LoshaQue all have quite a bit. Shari as well. Sweeper has a few recently,
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  10. 03-04-13 11:16 PM #10
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  11. 03-05-13 12:56 AM #11
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    Hey look at me, I'm Deuce, I'm a fukkn robut-JJGold talking shit about Deucer
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  12. 03-05-13 01:25 AM #12
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  13. 03-05-13 01:53 AM #13
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    Whoreshit instead of horseshit
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  14. 03-05-13 04:17 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Pinch your windpipe

    Don't fuk my creations up. "Pinch your pipe" is not meant to talk about your wind pipe. Do the math guy
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  15. 03-05-13 04:18 AM #15
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    Goat milk is a joke - you mad bro
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  16. 03-05-13 06:54 AM #16
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    Broke dikk fukk.

    *Another popular one.
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  17. 03-05-13 07:15 AM #17
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  18. 03-05-13 07:16 AM #18
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  19. 03-05-13 07:16 AM #19
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  20. 03-05-13 07:17 AM #20
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  21. 03-05-13 07:32 AM #21
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  22. 03-05-13 07:37 AM #22
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    "Shari I'm ready for your giblets to drip gravy on me"
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    in response to Shari asking if everyone was ready to gobble her giblets
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  23. 03-05-13 07:39 AM #23
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    nfl football all season..

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  24. 03-05-13 07:41 AM #24
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    TEA BAG your BOOKIES MOM with this FINAL 4 WINNER

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  25. 03-05-13 07:44 AM #25
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  26. 03-05-13 07:59 AM #26
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  27. 03-05-13 08:09 AM #27
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    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ove-whore.html
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  28. 03-05-13 09:47 AM #28
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    Business as usual
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  29. 03-05-13 09:53 AM #29
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  30. 03-05-13 10:00 AM #30
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  31. 03-05-13 10:00 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by sweep View Post
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  33. 03-05-13 10:14 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goat Milk View Post
    Do JJ and Deuce fill up most of the list? Post the line here and you will be rewarded with gold coins
    Instead of BS like this ...can you start sending me the pts you owe me man?

    You have pts and u owe me 1100 dude with ZERO paid in over 5 months!
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sbr-points...l#post15537700


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  34. 03-05-13 10:16 AM #34
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    Most of this video

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  35. 03-05-13 10:17 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by secretstash View Post
    Instead of BS like this ...can you start sending me the pts you owe me man?

    You have pts and u owe me 1100 dude with ZERO paid in over 5 months!
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/sbr-points...l#post15537700


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