What are the top 10 funniest 1-liners written by SBR posters?

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  • Rio DiNero
    SBR MVP
    • 11-03-08
    • 2010

    #36
    Originally posted by EmpireMaker
    TEA BAG your BOOKIES MOM with this FINAL 4 WINNER
    Don't forget the "Penis slap your bookie!" play.
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    • InTheDrink
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-23-09
      • 23983

      #37
      Originally posted by secretstash
      Instead of BS like this ...can you start sending me the pts you owe me man?

      You have pts and u owe me 1100 dude with ZERO paid in over 5 months!
      Sports betting and handicapping forum: discuss picks, odds, and predictions for upcoming games and results on latest bets.



      -stash
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      • sweep
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-09-10
        • 16753

        #38
        Originally posted by InTheDrink
        Buried

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        • TheMoneyShot
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-14-07
          • 28672

          #39
          This is going to be a good thread
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          • SamDiamond
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 10-19-12
            • 6107

            #40
            Goat, do the right thing man.

            Pay Stash.
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            • sweep
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-09-10
              • 16753

              #41


              7C6129 3/04/2013
              11:34 PM
              Goat Milk gave Chi_archie 1 SBR Point(s) for this post. Goat Milk Chi_archie Post Point -1
              [COLOR=#000000 !important]54.00[/COLOR]
              7C6128 3/04/2013
              11:34 PM
              Goat Milk gave minet123 1 SBR Point(s) for this post. Goat Milk minet123 Post Point -1
              [COLOR=#000000 !important]55.00[/COLOR]
              7C5CEF 3/04/2013
              5:23 PM
              Goat Milk gave MexicanStallion 2 SBR Point(s) for this post. Goat Milk MexicanStallion Post Point -2
              Last edited by sbr.rodrigo; 02-25-15, 10:31 AM.
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              • shari91
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-23-10
                • 32661

                #42
                Goatie pay your loan you nutter

                Unreal, whoreshit, oyster, rooster, being Landered and common are the ones I actually write to non SBR people so for me they'll always win. Horse cokk lock I've never said to anyone but that is pure SBR Chat. Hamburger, horseshoe head, broke dik fukk are up there too. Funny thread!
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                • sweep
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-09-10
                  • 16753

                  #43
                  Last edited by sbr.rodrigo; 02-25-15, 10:31 AM.
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                  • opie1988
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-12-10
                    • 23429

                    #44
                    Pay your bills, motherfukker.
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                    • sweep
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 10-09-10
                      • 16753

                      #45
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                      • William Walters
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-17-11
                        • 6372

                        #46
                        Jon Cheers

                        Last edited by William Walters; 03-05-13, 12:18 PM. Reason: had it backwards
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                        • konck
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-17-06
                          • 12554

                          #47
                          Do Work ......from Sam
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                          • milwaukee mike
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 08-22-07
                            • 26914

                            #48
                            re: jon cheers

                            death before defeat!
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                            • William Walters
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 01-17-11
                              • 6372

                              #49
                              "call me on the XXX line"........big timers
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                              • sweep
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 10-09-10
                                • 16753

                                #50
                                "where's my fukkin points?"-Stash
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                                • shari91
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-23-10
                                  • 32661

                                  #51
                                  suppovely: ttwarrior
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                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 11-30-08
                                    • 81454

                                    #52
                                    "Pay your bills, motherfukker." - Opie
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                                    • konck
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-17-06
                                      • 12554

                                      #53
                                      3 Fukin Winners ....Brock
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                                      • Deuce
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 01-12-08
                                        • 29843

                                        #54
                                        Shove a hoagie in your prick kisser.-Deuce 2008 to AAO
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                                        • konck
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-17-06
                                          • 12554

                                          #55
                                          They were not one liners but CanuckG had some funny posted pictures in threads
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                                          • pavyracer
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 04-12-07
                                            • 82490

                                            #56
                                            Well one is from her husband and the other one is from me.
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                                            • secretstash
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-29-10
                                              • 14907

                                              #57
                                              I can't click on the gold icon, my computer is broken. (notorious stiff kidk)


                                              similar to that

                                              "I am not sending you 12 per day.. I am way too busy for that...don't worry you will get your tokens" (Goat Milk who logs in daily and posts threads like this)




                                              -stash
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                                              • opie1988
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-12-10
                                                • 23429

                                                #58
                                                Anyone who quoted their own lines in here is a douche.
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                                                • King Mayan
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                  • 21326

                                                  #59
                                                  Opie, sukk my Balls...

                                                  -king mayan
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                                                  • SamDiamond
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 10-19-12
                                                    • 6107

                                                    #60
                                                    It isn't a line.

                                                    But Fishhead announcing his posting retirement, as if anyone would give 2 fuks if a poster "retired".

                                                    Anyway, that "announcement" was so douchetastic, it requires its own category.
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                                                    • milwaukee mike
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 08-22-07
                                                      • 26914

                                                      #61
                                                      Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                      It isn't a line.

                                                      But Fishhead announcing his posting retirement, as if anyone would give 2 fuks if a poster "retired".

                                                      Anyway, that "announcement" was so douchetastic, it requires its own category.
                                                      yeah fishhead retired from posting at all forums. then it had exceptions for contests or talking about the packers, and now he posts every day anyway
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                                                      • SamDiamond
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 10-19-12
                                                        • 6107

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                        yeah fishhead retired from posting at all forums. then it had exceptions for contests or talking about the packers, and now he posts every day anyway
                                                        Exactly. He's a hot mess too.
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                                                        • milwaukee mike
                                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                          • 08-22-07
                                                          • 26914

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by SamDiamond
                                                          Exactly. He's a hot mess too.
                                                          i like fishhead except when he's drunker than i am and telling me how great he is
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                                                          • BigDeem5
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 02-26-11
                                                            • 17191

                                                            #64
                                                            Goat Milk is a fukkign stiff.
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                                                            • Louisvillekid1
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-17-07
                                                              • 52143

                                                              #65
                                                              Originally posted by RubberKettle
                                                              Most of this video

                                                              Fukkin miss this shit
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                                                              • Louisvillekid1
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 10-17-07
                                                                • 52143

                                                                #66
                                                                Barreled in
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                                                                • BigDeem5
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 02-26-11
                                                                  • 17191

                                                                  #67
                                                                  "dress the part" - jj gold.
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                                                                  • greenhippo
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-15-12
                                                                    • 9091

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Double reverse jinx thread
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81454

                                                                      #69
                                                                      "Anyone who quoted their own lines in here is a douche" - Opie
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                                                                      • opie1988
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 09-12-10
                                                                        • 23429

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        "Anyone who quoted their own lines in here is a douche" - Opie


                                                                        Classic triple D!!
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