1. #1
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    Lying' Ted Cruz's Wife Former Call Girl

    Waukesha, WI — Some are calling Donald Trump’s recent revelation a low blow and dirty politics. Some are calling it fair play in a very dirty game. This morning via Twitter as promised, Donald Trump spilled the beans about his opponent, Lyin’ Ted Cruz’ wife, Heidi. In a Skype interview with Donald Trump this morning, The Scooper was able to get some clarification in this new aspect of the Trump, Cruz feud.


    “Lyin’ Ted Cruz is married to a former call girl. It’s terrible. So terrible,” stated the Donald. “I mean, Lyin’ Ted Cruz thinks that Americans want a call girl in the White House? It’s terrible. Just terrible,” rambled Mr. Trump.




    When asked how came to be in possession of this information, Mr. Trump responded, “It’s terrible. I didn’t want to have to spill the beans. But I warned him (Cruz) not to go down this path. I warned him. It’s terrible. He put out an attack ad about my wife. It’s terrible, terrible. I warned him. But, he wants to play dirty. I know about a lot of skeletons in GOP closets. It’s terrible. That is why the GOP is so very, very afraid of me. They know that I know, and they know that I will say what I know if I have to say what I know. You know? It’s terrible. Just horrible.”





    When asked why he thought this was terrible, The Scooper asked a follow-up question.


    “How do you know, and is your assertion that Heidi Cruz is a former call girl the truth?”


    “Well, I have been in the same room with her when she has committed these terrible, terrible acts. I have pictures! I have video!” exclaimed The Donald. “She is sitting there, dialing the phone. One poor person after another having to endure unsolicited calls from this girl. She wouldn’t stop. She called, and called, and called. It’s terrible. Horrible. And the things she says to these poor voters. Horrible.”

  2. #2
    Deuce
    Eddie Mush
    Deuce's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-08
    Posts: 29,843
    Betpoints: 3519

    Trump is 5 year old. Bullied growing up id imagine.

  3. #3
    ROFLcopter
    ROFLcopter's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-16-10
    Posts: 4,446
    Betpoints: 1284

    It was a hoax.

  4. #4
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10


  5. #5
    bigtymer56
    bigtymer56's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-31-12
    Posts: 4,738
    Betpoints: 9059

    Quote Originally Posted by ROFLcopter View Post
    It was a hoax.
    Thats she was a call girl or Trump said all that?

  6. #6
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,631
    Betpoints: 420

    Some people are in such a hurry to put the scoop up that they don't fact check it to make sure its true.

  7. #7
    pavyracer
    MOLON LABE
    pavyracer's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 04-12-07
    Posts: 82,189
    Betpoints: 410

    Call girls nee some cruzing too.

  8. #8
    manny24
    pay Bobby
    manny24's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-22-07
    Posts: 20,088
    Betpoints: 649

    shine wearing off this Trump deal pretty fast

  9. #9
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,631
    Betpoints: 420


  10. #10
    Kermit
    My Finger Smells Like Pork
    Kermit's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-27-10
    Posts: 32,557
    Betpoints: 2611

    I guess you can make a housewife out of a hooker.

  11. #11
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,631
    Betpoints: 420

    New nickname: Ted Scruz?

  12. #12
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    her best photo, so ugly


  13. #13
    ACoochy
    Am i serious? Are you serious?
    ACoochy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-09
    Posts: 13,949
    Betpoints: 5324

    Drumpf nuthuggers are the biggest storytellers of all...

  14. #14
    chico2663
    chico2663's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-02-10
    Posts: 36,915
    Betpoints: 6713

    i heard he has a thing for prostitutes but nothing about her

  15. #15
    sweethook
    sweethook's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-21-07
    Posts: 12,657
    Betpoints: 10476

    nothing wrong with her or anyone else being in the white house, hell look whats in the now. the bar will never be so low again ..jeez

  16. #16
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    Quote Originally Posted by sweethook View Post
    nothing wrong with her or anyone else being in the white house, hell look whats in the now. the bar will never be so low again ..jeez


    michelle


  17. #17
    chico2663
    chico2663's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-02-10
    Posts: 36,915
    Betpoints: 6713

    even though michelle has a big forehead she is definitely better looking than clinton

  18. #18
    Mr KLC
    Mr KLC's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-19-07
    Posts: 30,631
    Betpoints: 420

    Cruz presidential bid.....RIP

  19. #19
    Grits n' Gravy
    Bigdaddyqh diddles kids
    Grits n' Gravy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-10-10
    Posts: 13,024
    Betpoints: 41120

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Any 2016 Republican presidential bid.....RIP
    fixed it for you. really sad that a corrupt broad like hilary is going to skate into the presidency because neither party could come up with a viable candidate.

  20. #20
    Itsamazing777
    Not interested....
    Itsamazing777's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-14-12
    Posts: 11,182
    Betpoints: 1724

    You guys know this stuff is all made up right.......

  21. #21
    texhooper
    texhooper's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-05-09
    Posts: 9,864
    Betpoints: 7870

    why was trump in the same room as her watching her make failed phone calls?

  22. #22
    Jayvegas420
    Vegas Baby!
    Jayvegas420's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-09-11
    Posts: 28,154
    Betpoints: 14721

    Crazy fukkin Canadians

  23. #23
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    The National Enquirer Runs Story of Multiple Ted Cruz Affairs…

    Since his wife is a former call girl why would he want to have an affair with a hooker?
    I dont get it




    The National Enquirer is indeed a tabloid – and as such there are various grains of salt that should be applied when reviewing anything they present.
    However, that said, they have been unfortunately accurate for more than a few presidential hopefuls: Gary Hart, Jesse Jackson and John Edwards to name a few of the more infamous examples.
    Beyond the story itself there’s a few presenting elements which point to a high degree of confidence, and as a consequence ‘legal avoidance’, on the publishers’ part.
    Firstly, they post pictures of the collective mistresses. NE would never legally “go there” if they did not hold a very reasonable certainty the outlined players were factually part of the story.
    Secondly, there’s at least one face in the group that is easily identifiable.

  24. #24
    Dirty Sanchez
    Two time SBR Academy Award winner
    Dirty Sanchez's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-01-10
    Posts: 16,031
    Betpoints: 26

    Are you getting paid to post this crap?

  25. #25
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    No, sbr John is not paying me

    7720 posts and not a penny

  26. #26
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Trump only guy clean

  27. #27
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    Trump is a modern day Abraham Lincoln

  28. #28
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Quote Originally Posted by Scorpion View Post
    Trump is a modern day Lincoln


  29. #29
    Itsamazing777
    Not interested....
    Itsamazing777's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 11-14-12
    Posts: 11,182
    Betpoints: 1724

    That magazine is the same one you see at the cashier thst says, Kennedy not dead, spotted alive, or Brad Pitts secret sex dungeon...... All fake crap. No one is buying it. Well Mabye a few gullible people. But the majority of people know those magazines are fake. So it will accomplish nothing

  30. #30
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377


  31. #31
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    wow..... she's a nasty ho..... JJ might actually be able to bed her instead of being left in an alley naked jerkin' his crank, which is how his last ho left him........

    talk about hittin' rock bottom..... from a failed hooker to marrying a sleazy politician with a penchant for fukkin' ugly hookers.... doubt it could get any worse.....

    then again, when I make that statement, it generally does get worse.....

    can't imagine what snivelly sounding Ted Scruz Hookers has in store for us next.....

    honestly, I cannot imagine a sorrier slate of potential candidates than Trump, Scruz, and Hillary

    we're fukked

  32. #32
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377


  33. #33
    Scorpion
    Update your status
    Scorpion's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-04-05
    Posts: 7,797
    Betpoints: 15377

    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    wow..... she's a nasty ho..... JJ might actually be able to bed her instead of being left in an alley naked jerkin' his crank, which is how his last ho left him........

  34. #34
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    wow... surprised he ran knowing he was a whoremongering cheater..... lot of balls.... no, strike that.... a lot of ignorance.....

  35. #35
    Auto Donk
    Diggity man the fort, I'm outta here!
    Auto Donk's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-03-13
    Posts: 43,564
    Betpoints: 48

    Oh fuk, now I read his got a fukkin' foot fetish..... I've never seen a guy with that shit yet that had his fukkin' head on straight.....

    good thing this prick has no chance of getting the nomination......

    too bad Kasich never caught fire. He's the only one of the last four that were left that seems to be a descent, somewhat reasonable guy....

    man, how sad are the f'n republicans when three of the final four consisted of a narcissistic totally insecure blowhard without a clue on how to be president (and no seeming desire to even educate himself on many of the issues that would be facing him if he became president), a lying, cheating, whoremongering toe-sucker, and a gayboy cabana dancer who once shared a giant frothy hot tub with 30+ other gay men.....

    holy shit!

123 Last
Top