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    JJ, you have 365 days to earn your Pro for the next year renewal, it's enough time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Ivy View Post
    That is so sweet coming from you jj. Good luck pal.
    don't take it personally.... as many women have said throughout the US when dealing with some dude rollin', "it's just the X talking...."

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    You don't ask women to take your hand like that JJ. Almost sounds threatening the way you asked. And your beer bottle was empty you pointed it at us. Just letting you know for future reference pal

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    Holy Mother of God that fit you have on is legendary. The beanie and the little shades with the jacket!!! Lmao!!! Woooooooooo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBRMAN23 View Post
    You don't ask women to take your hand like that JJ. Almost sounds threatening the way you asked. And your beer bottle was empty you pointed it at us. Just letting you know for future reference pal
    Yeh ,many say I am too rough

    Well maybe from back a few years back I was trying to be a pimp in Vegas but I failed..some girl slapped me when I got loud with her and quit

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    You don't use the "F" word in "love you" videos. My penguin never does


    SWEEED.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    You don't use the "F" word in "love you" videos. My penguin never does


    that's a damn good-lookin' penguin!!!
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-23-16 at 10:06 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    that's a damn good-lookin' penguin!!!

    He is soooo handsome! And sweet and caring and funny!

    I think he is the one.


    SWEEED.jpg

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    JJ's been listening to too much drake/rihanna......

    here's some of drake's lyrics from that pahtetic duo's lastest disaster:

    "I spilled all my emotions tonight, I’m sorry
    Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
    How many more shots until you're rollin'?
    We just need a face to face
    You could pick the time and the place"

    pretty much the same thing JJ's trying to sing in the vid..............
    Last edited by Auto Donk; 03-23-16 at 10:07 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    What about Mayor Poo?
    Wow, I forgot about him. Does he post here?

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    Who is the penguin?

    I keep seeing this referral

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    well, the original "penguin" is anitbet, I think.....

    or maybe he just bangs a penguin......

    the "new penguin" is my avatar..... which is actually seeweed in disguise..... so, seeweed is a penguin

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Everybody shakes naturally

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealSlimShady View Post
    just because he does, jj thinks everyone has a midsection that jiggles when they walk......

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    Automan do you shake??

    Shady do you shake??

    I think for me more nerves and I am fired up on camera

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    Coach what are you doing with Fishheads Jacket on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Everybody shakes naturally
    Naturally


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    When you wear the proper attire at a gambling establishment or at a bar you will attract women.

    Also looking the part the sports book managers know you're someone big

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post

    Everybody shakes naturally
    Naturally


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Who is the penguin?

    I keep seeing this referral

    My life partner now. We decided to get maried



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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This is my ticket to Ivy's bedroom


    JJ, your singing career started and ended in this thread. Good luck, pal.

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    Mobile I have it man

    Make a video so we can tee off at you

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Mobile I have it man

    Make a video so we can tee off at you

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    Nice vid coach, havent been feeling good today and litterly laughed my ass off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IlluminatedOne View Post
    Nice vid coach, havent been feeling good today and litterly laughed my ass off.

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