1. 03-19-16 10:58 PM #1
    ACoochy
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    Guys that know how to cook get more action...

    One of the easiest ways into a womans pants is through her stomach

    Almost any female over the age of 20 looks for this boys so get culinary and afterwards get busy...
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  2. 03-19-16 11:00 PM #2
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    #FeedTheFamily
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  3. 03-19-16 11:02 PM #3
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    100% True
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  4. 03-19-16 11:03 PM #4
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    Geez is that why guys hung around my tent?
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  5. 03-19-16 11:07 PM #5
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    Agree.
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  6. 03-19-16 11:12 PM #6
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    Easiest way into a girls stomach is through her pants
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  7. 03-19-16 11:13 PM #7
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    Especially when you get older. Women see it as a luxury when they don't have to cook.
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  8. 03-19-16 11:14 PM #8
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    Guys that are pussy whipped Cook for a woman anyone that gives a woman a dime is an idiot
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  9. 03-19-16 11:15 PM #9
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    I'm gonna try fried beans.

    Maybe we didn't have to fry them again after all.
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  10. 03-19-16 11:25 PM #10
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  11. 03-19-16 11:33 PM #11
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  12. 03-19-16 11:33 PM #12
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    Can't cook and have never cooked for a women they cook for me although it could work have never tried it believe it or not when I was in my early 20's fuk the bar I used to take dates to the skating rink they thought it was so cute worked every time honest to god
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  13. 03-19-16 11:51 PM #13
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    110 percent.
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  14. 03-19-16 11:56 PM #14
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    Honestly guys cute shit will get u layed but not doing shit and being a ass will do the same women love bad boys sure if your trying to date or whatever cook for them but if your just trying to get layed no need
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  15. 03-20-16 12:01 AM #15
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    Guys that like to eat, get more girls.
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  16. 03-20-16 12:03 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post


    #FeedTheFamily
    Haha
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  17. 03-20-16 12:07 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys that are pussy whipped Cook for a woman anyone that gives a woman a dime is an idiot
    Jj. I mite be a idiot but i ate a p#ssy and c#m# inside a p#ssy. Today. Lol
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  18. 03-20-16 12:21 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Honestly guys cute shit will get u layed but not doing shit and being a ass will do the same women love bad boys sure if your trying to date or whatever cook for them but if your just trying to get layed no need
    Maybe cute shit will get you laid.

    If you know how to cook means you know how to do "cute shit" then cool... because "cute shit" will keep you fed without going out for fast food.

    I can cook, and I don't do it to try to get laid, I do it to feed myself.



    That's tonight's dinner: chicken and potatoes btw.

    Could have went for a Big Mac, but C'mon!
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  19. 03-20-16 12:25 AM #19
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    Diggity I'm jealous honestly can't cook most women I have ever been with liked to please... So cooking blow jobs all that shit but on that note many nights when I was a bachelor I had frozen pizza burritos and ** Donald's
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  20. 03-20-16 12:32 AM #20
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    first thing acoochy said that makes any sense


    in other news ...

    It’s real. It’s happening.



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  21. 03-20-16 12:33 AM #21
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    Pile. I've got all that shit in my freezer too: frozen burritos, pizzas all that shit. We've all got those lazy days where we don't want to cook anything, unless its top ramen noodles. But how many cup-of-noodles can we eat in a week before we get tired of that shit and need a real meal without going out? Or going to Mom's house? lol

    I'm not bragging, I'm just glad that I know how to cook, my Mom and Dad would not have it any other way. Mom made me cook in the kitchen, Dad made me cook on the BBQ. Thank God Dad!

    Anyways, cooking is not hard. Sign up to Pinterest and follow directions if you don't know how to cook. I know, that sounds gay as fuk, but it's not. Trust me.

    Happy eating Brothas!
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  22. 03-20-16 12:33 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by DwightShrute View Post
    first thing acoochy said that makes any sense


    in other news ...

    It’s real. It’s happening.



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  23. 03-20-16 01:49 AM #23
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    I'm going to try to be a bad boy
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  24. 03-20-16 02:06 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I'm going to try to be a bad boy
    Jj just act like u don't care about anything even if you get layed dont call don't text...then on the first date make them feel insecure and you feel very confident dominate most women like to feel dominated make little comments of why there nails aren't done or if there hair is a mess or what there wearing if she's a dirty girl she will love it...now if your trying to date her I don't recommend this but if your trying to take her to pound town it should work...quiet dominate presence make them come to you....tell me how it works out...never act desperate
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  25. 03-20-16 02:52 AM #25
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    Chicks don't give a fukk about your cooking skills...
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  26. 03-20-16 03:08 AM #26
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    There is no video in this thread.

    Title said video.
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  27. 03-20-16 03:43 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Easiest way into a girls stomach is through her pants
    Was waiting for that...
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  28. 03-20-16 04:15 AM #28
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    Its no wonder I dont get any action
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  29. 03-20-16 06:08 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    Its no wonder I dont get any action
    It may only be an inch long Badger...but as long as it's as round as a can of corn you're good to go!
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  30. 03-20-16 07:59 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    If you do things too well they become your full time job


    I leaned this from Calvin and Hobbes many years ago. Keep expectations low and you will be free of chores you do not like. I do, however, like to cook. But I am conspicuously awful at doing dishes, cleaning the house, laundry, etc.
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  31. 03-20-16 08:25 AM #31
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    I wonder why I cannot get no action either

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  32. 03-20-16 09:09 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by badgerguy View Post
    Its no wonder I dont get any action
    sticking a burrito in the microwave doesn't count
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  33. 03-20-16 09:23 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
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    Gotta burn the toast every now and then
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  34. 03-20-16 09:56 AM #34
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    Boys I am a full time butler and fry cook. It's like Mr Belvedere fukked Spongebob.
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  35. 03-20-16 10:24 AM #35
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    it is not that easy believe me

    I am a 7 and have tons of trouble
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