1. 02-11-16 01:08 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hot chicks did not want to be on camera

    Looks like jjgold was the only "hot chick" there. Lots of gay porno movies start with bunch of stupid dudes drinking bear together.
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  2. 02-11-16 01:09 PM #37
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    I have no idea what Dawson actually is all I know these kids in Tyler know how to party

    Kid had over 15 beers
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  3. 02-11-16 01:11 PM #38
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    Nice video
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  4. 02-11-16 01:24 PM #39
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    i'll sum it up by saying that just as muslim men who can't get laid dance around in the streets with other men chanting anti-US slogans, guys in TX that can't get laid dance around a camp-fire attempting to shotgun 15 beers with other guys....

    ps... it doesn't count as 15 if you spill 3/4 of them
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  5. 02-11-16 01:29 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    guys in TX that can't get laid dance around a camp-fire attempting to shotgun 15 beers with other guys....
    Trust me, they WILL get laid. This video is too short to see how it all ended.
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  6. 02-11-16 01:33 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antibet View Post
    Trust me, they WILL get laid. This video is too short to see how it all ended.
    I was referring to getting laid by WOMEN.....

    I have no doubt this ended like many a night in red-head's jail cell at Dawson......
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  7. 02-11-16 01:35 PM #42
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    We're they actually drinking Kokanee?
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  8. 02-11-16 02:01 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    We're they actually drinking Kokanee?
    not much drinking .... mostly spilling and spitting......

    clearly, habit acquired at Dawson State Jail of "spitting rather than swallowing" is hard to overcome....
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  9. 02-11-16 02:09 PM #44
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    There is a keg in my kitchen right now.

    Splitting between roommate and I tonight.

    Stole from party.

    Free beer.
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  10. 02-11-16 02:16 PM #45
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    Mo your a nut

    Come to Texas
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  11. 02-11-16 02:17 PM #46
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    I'll return the empty keg for you Mozer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I'll return the empty keg for you Mozer!
    We're going to throw a party tomorrow.

    There will be more women than there were in the video in this thread.

    Crystal and her boyfriend broke up.

    I hit it off with her at the bar last night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    We're going to throw a party tomorrow.

    There will be more women than there were in the video in this thread.
    shouldn't be hard to accomplish.... even one tranny (half-female) will out do JJ's gay-ass all male vid........
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  14. 02-11-16 04:09 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    shouldn't be hard to accomplish.... even one tranny (half-female) will out do JJ's gay-ass all male vid........
    Donk she told my roommate she wants to fuk me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Donk she told my roommate she wants to fuk me.
    sounds golden to me.... a lot of cliche's come to mind.... "low-hangin' fruit," "like catchin' fish in a barrell," "no brainer," "low risk, high reward," "in the bag," etc.etc.

    have fun!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    sounds golden to me.... a lot of cliche's come to mind.... "low-hangin' fruit," "like catchin' fish in a barrell," "no brainer," "low risk, high reward," "in the bag," etc.etc.

    have fun!!!
    She will be grabbing at my low hanging fruit.

    This is a vulgar post by my standards.
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  17. 02-11-16 04:25 PM #52
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    Guys don't hate because I had a good time with some beer partying expert and you guys are staying home and watching porn drinking soda
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    She will be grabbing at my low hanging fruit.

    This is a vulgar post by my standards.
    You need to get that quote on a t shirt, lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guys don't hate because I had a good time with some beer partying expert and you guys are staying home and watching porn drinking soda
    JJ come to Toronto and I will take you to a party but most of the women are 19 years old and are trashy types.
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  20. 02-11-16 04:31 PM #55
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    is Kokanee even available in Texas?
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  21. 02-11-16 04:32 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    You need to get that quote on a t shirt, lmfao
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  22. 02-11-16 04:39 PM #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by xKMACKx View Post
    is Kokanee even available in Texas?
    good point... i knew these fahgs were nowhere near texas.... not that east texas is really part of REAL Texas in the first place.....
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  23. 02-11-16 04:40 PM #58
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    How does this guy always get invited to the major parties in town?!

    JJ, you are a legend to all shut-ins around the world.
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  24. 02-11-16 04:41 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I'll take 2. BOTH XL.
    THANX
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    good point... i knew these fahgs were nowhere near texas.... not that east texas is really part of REAL Texas in the first place.....
    Booya....check in pal. We need a beer expert, this is getting complicated.
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  26. 02-11-16 04:44 PM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    We're going to throw a party tomorrow.

    There will be more women than there were in the video in this thread.

    Crystal and her boyfriend broke up.

    I hit it off with her at the bar last night.
    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Donk she told my roommate she wants to fuk me.
    Wait... Mo, is this the same girl that works at the bar that you have been wanting for a while now?
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  27. 02-11-16 04:47 PM #62
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    well it looks like he found the queers.. now he just needs to find some steers
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  28. 02-11-16 04:49 PM #63
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    last time jj filmed a vid with a bunch of younger guys drinkin' beer together produced this treasure:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Wait... Mo, is this the same girl that works at the bar that you have been wanting for a while now?
    Diggity no it is a different girl. Diggity you have a very good attention to detail.

    I haven't seen one who works at bar in a couple weeks. I could get her number from my roommates girlfriend but I would rather get it myself than just text her out of the blue.

    This one is a legal assistant and she just broke up with her boyfriend who is big time as fuk. He is like 5'5 though. I always see him hanging out with this dude, who I am pretty sure sells cocaine, at this bar I hang out at.

    I drank a ton of tequila with her last night.

    Liberty village is this strange neighbourhood of 20 somethings where everyone knows everyone. Its actually kinda weird. I am glad I don't live there.
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  30. 02-11-16 05:01 PM #65
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    just stay away from JJ's "young guy" friends... you don't wanna be hogtied and thrust into a starring role in shit like this:

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  31. 02-11-16 05:06 PM #66
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    Fukking weird lmao..
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  32. 02-11-16 05:09 PM #67
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    Diggity no it is a different girl. Diggity you have a very good attention to detail.

    I haven't seen one who works at bar in a couple weeks. I could get her number from my roommates girlfriend but I would rather get it myself than just text her out of the blue.

    This one is a legal assistant and she just broke up with her boyfriend who is big time as fuk. He is like 5'5 though. I always see him hanging out with this dude, who I am pretty sure sells cocaine, at this bar I hang out at.

    I drank a ton of tequila with her last night.

    Liberty village is this strange neighbourhood of 20 somethings where everyone knows everyone. Its actually kinda weird. I am glad I don't live there.
    Mo, I am rooting for you.

    I hope you nail her.
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  33. 02-11-16 05:32 PM #68
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    A lot of fukkin was going on after beer drinking

    I struck out like usual
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    lmao, I need to get that shirt with the first quote seriously. That's hilarious
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  35. 02-12-16 02:04 AM #70
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    Smokey, Did he fukk her?
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