[Sledge187]

Here is how things work in this fine gambling community for newbie posters. I have laid out a six step process for every SBR poster.

1) Make Post introducing yourself. Don't say anything funny or offensive in this intial thread. Ex. http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...everybody.html

2) Don't start anymore threads for the 1st month but just add on to threads with a few witty remarks and make few bad picks. During the 1st month you want to go pretty unnoticed. Please read what PittsburghPlayer writes in the following thread. Notice how his comment does not draw any attention to himself.
http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ing-books.html

3) After the 1st month this is where you want people to start either hating or loving you. Start by finding an enemy either JJ Gold, Sam , Willie or Nicky. For an example of this please read any thread by any of the above mention names and you will see many enemies of these people.

4) Announce you are quitting gambling forever. This is a very important post. Every gambler goes through this. There is nothing to be ashamed of because I quit gambling 7 times last year and once already this year. Here is an example. http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...ost-board.html

5) The Comback phase. At this point you can either announce it or just start posting again. Either way works.

6) Quit SBR Forever. This is a very important post. You must state your beef and not post for awhile. You must also start posting at another forum so people can keep tabs on you. Example http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...been-real.html

After step 6 make a ghost account and start at step 1 again or you can repeat step 5 again with your current screen name.

I hope this helps the newbies.

[G's pks]

wow!

[paco]

Sledge, don't u also think Zoe was hot as a blue chick ?

[Robber]

I didn't make a thread introducing but I didn't start any threads so I'm good with step 2

[1st and Ten]

Sticky

[xxdjstriderxx]

this is great mods plz sticky

[Bsters]

[Durrrr]

Done 3, yet to do 4.

[Durrrr]

B^mp for more love.

[THE PROFIT]

That was informative for young viewers. It would be great if you could make an instructional video for our new followers.

[WhatAboutMeBitch]

don't one and two kinda contradict themselves?

[PDW]

This might be the sharpest thread I have ever read on this site.

I won't say which step I am on, but this is very accurate.

[Shortstop]

Good stuff Sledge!

[Swinging Johnson]

[sickler]

#6 should be: "Say you are quitting SBR forever but return days later under the same handle".

Those announcing their departure almost never leave. It's so common that it isn't shameful enough to come back as a ghost.

Otherwise, well done!

[wtf]

[Flying Dutchman]

3.5: IMPORTANT! say something derogatory, or try to "make money" thru PMs, and get banned or restricted PMs.

[Flying Dutchman]

Great thread, BTW

[Bigmikesm]

Great thread. It's right on.

[Sledge187]

Charlie Sheen was good in Young Guns.

[THE PROFIT]

What happened to Swingin Johnson?

[Sledge187]

With so many newbies I thought it would be good to bring this thread back.