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    Robert Nkemdiche fell out of a 4th story window


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    holy crap and minor injuries...wow

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    knows how to land I guess

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    Ground not as tough as a college running back.

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    It says he "broke the window, walked 15 feet, climbed over a wall and fell 15 feet"

    Im confused, did he fall out of a 4th story window, get up, walk 15 feet to a wall, crawl over the wall and then fell another 15 feet?

    Or did he walk on air for 15 feet before falling another 15 feet?

    Head scratcher

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    unreal

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    its mississippi

    most of them can't count to 4

    so they might have mis-estimated what floor he fell from
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    Good point Archie

    guy fell out of a first and a half story window

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Ground not as tough as a college running back.
    He's fortunate then, seeing how he's a defensive lineman

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    I read that he suffered serious injuries and police found a bunch of marijuana in his room.

    Was he high and leaning on the window? Maybe his weight broke the window and he fell? I'm just speculating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Ground not as tough as a college running back.
    Pavy once again, you are clueless. First you don't know the difference between a pitch and a pass now you call the best dlinemen in college football a running back. Back to the drawing board bud

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    Cody Chaffins@Cody_Fox5 1h1 hour ago The latest statement from APD changes fall from 4th story window to 15 ft. Mentions suspected marijuana in room. Says Nkemdiche was stable.



    See what the fukkin Atlanta Falcons can do to ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlipsideRM View Post
    Pavy once again, you are clueless. First you don't know the difference between a pitch and a pass now you call the best dlinemen in college football a running back. Back to the drawing board bud
    Oh no you are too stupid to understand the comment. His gets hit by college running backs all the time since he plays defense. So he gets hurt by bruising running backs but hitting the ground from 4 stories doesn't hurt him.
    Last edited by pavyracer; 12-13-15 at 05:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Oh no you are too stupid to understand the comment. His gets hit by college running backs all the time since he plays defense. So he gets hurt by bruising running but back hitting the ground from 4 stories doesn't hurt him.
    What a stretch.

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    Or he jumped trying to evade the cops

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Oh no you are too stupid to understand the comment. His gets hit by college running backs all the time since he plays defense. So he gets hurt by bruising running backs but hitting the ground from 4 stories doesn't hurt him.


    So he has sustained an injury as a result of being run into by a college RB?

    Orrrrrrrr, you're looking for a way out of a bad post

    No shame Pavy, not every post can be your best. You fukked up, admit it and move on

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    Nkemdiche actually got hurt playing rb on 3 and 1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post


    So he has sustained an injury as a result of being run into by a college RB?

    Orrrrrrrr, you're looking for a way out of a bad post

    No shame Pavy, not every post can be your best. You fukked up, admit it and move on
    If you don't get the post it's not my job to explain it to you. It's like asking Einstein to explain the theory of relativity to a psychiatrist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If you don't get the post it's not my job to explain it to you. It's like asking Einstein to explain the theory of relativity to a psychiatrist.
    Good point, I'll accept you likening me to a psychiatrist and leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If you don't get the post it's not my job to explain it to you. It's like asking Einstein to explain the theory of relativity to a psychiatrist.
    Not that's a stretch. Comparing yourself to Einstein

    But I get ya now, your initial post was just a little vague.

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    at least kid ok

    He was lucky

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    Quote Originally Posted by swordsandtequila View Post
    Not that's a stretch. Comparing yourself to Einstein
    Paver made a typo. He meant Feinstein.


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    Coulda been worse.


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    blame the weed if you want but he stuck the landing so couldn't have been too cheeched

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    Manny I dont feel like we've talked since i took you out of my avatar, we good balla?

    Variety is the spice of my life, I sported your mug for neary a year, hopefully no hard feelings.

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