[bettilimbroke999]

Despite serving 10 mph faster first serves (upper 120s) than Federer who's in the Men's Finals a black professional tennis player named Tyrone Williams who duct taped his rooster between his legs was able to enter the Women's US Open and reached the finals but was beaten by a methhead skeleton girl who served the ball upwards of a blistering 70 mph giving Tyrone only minutes to get to the ball and return it at 100 mph

Congrats methhead you beat the shit out of Tyrone...now for those of you wanting to watch slower serving less athletic tennis tune in to the Men's Finals coming up

[Jeffie]

Despite serving 10 mph faster first serves (upper 120s) than Federer who's in the Men's Finals a black professional tennis player named Tyrone Williams who duct taped his rooster between his legs was able to enter the Women's US Open and reached the finals but was beaten by a methhead skeleton girl who served the ball upwards of a blistering 70 mph giving Tyrone only minutes to get the ball and return it at 100 mph

Congrats methhead you beat the shit out of Tyrone...now for those of you wanting to watch slower serving less athletic tennis tune in to the Men's Finals coming up

How many beers deep are you?

[kidcudi92]

this wasn't funny at all