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    those hardly qualify as hedges.....

    as this match continues, I'll drag JJ across the street to the Palms, and dunk that smooth dome of his in their over-chlorinated pool during Sunday Funday celebrations.... that water there gets so nasty from all the afro-sheen, soul glo, spilled drinks, puke, urine, and general skuzziness from the patrons therein, JJ will never be the same........

    tho, admittedly, grabbin a good seat and watching the drunk babes stagger out of the pool area and into the main casino, some puking along the way, falling down, etc., makes for some funny ass people watching.....

    suprised ol adriana malouf stands for that shit...... as once one bitch pukes, the next five to ten start puking as well from the smell of the first one's lunch, and they all start slippin' n slidin' around in each others' half-digested vittles.....

    like a nascar race on a hot day on old tires........

    ps... first time I've had the opportunity to use "vittles" in a sentence.... and half-digested, at that..... thanks, Granny Clampett
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Rob you how, Donker?
    while you're face down, a second asian slides into the room and lifts your wallet, removes cash, and replaces it.....

    has happened to two people I know in h town, and one guy from corpus....

    tho the corpus guy had his shift lifted in boystown in nuevo-laredo by non-asians........

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    At Monte Carlo drinking a smoothie and crackers

    No betting

  4. #529
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    update

    lost $1000 the last few days playing craps

    Bankroll $8000

    Now what?????

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    why the hell are you not making sports bets with that money? You've been on fire with your imaginary money bets

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    Mental Bets +EV

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    update

    lost $1000 the last few days playing craps

    Bankroll $8000

    Now what?????
    Put $2000 in front of the mirror, and your even pal.

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    fuk cashin.....lol

    something big will happen soon $$$

    I am due

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    I'm reloading today but probably won't be around next Monday. Hang on to the roll until then JJ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cashin81 View Post
    Put $2000 in front of the mirror, and your even pal.
    Sharp!

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    Guys are laughing right now because I'm down all the things will turn

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    update

    lost $1000 the last few days playing craps

    Bankroll $8000

    Now what?????
    Coach, we talked about this!


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    so the "guy's back east" drop ten k on a lunatic to go throw it away on dice......

    this was the "big plan" you referenced a month ago, I guess.....

    the new sbr slogan, in about another 8k of losing, will be "JJ Sleeps With the Fishes"

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    They don't know back home that I'm playing casino games I'm trying to build my role and know exactly what I'm doing , Automan watch your back I don't think you know what you're dealing with here

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    JJ right on the edge of a big score and we all know it.

    Just needs to jump off.

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    JJ stick to the sportsbook, ride that wave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    so the "guy's back east" drop ten k on a lunatic to go throw it away on dice......

    this was the "big plan" you referenced a month ago, I guess.....

    the new sbr slogan, in about another 8k of losing, will be "JJ Sleeps With the Fishes"
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    lmao diggity, genius
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    I'm officially worried.
    Jj let's meet next week for prawn soup at the Cosmo.
    Talk strategy, get back on track.

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    Has there been any actual sports betting with this bankroll or any kind of +EV supporting it?



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    Back home looking for report

    Fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Back home looking for report

    Fuk

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    Flipper I need to start winning

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Back home looking for report

    Fuk
    Back home?

    Where is home?

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    The boys back home......

    Not me

    I am
    At Ellis Island

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Back home looking for report

    Fuk
    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Back home?

    Where is home?

    The desert DDD, the desert is his new home...


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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The boys back home......

    Not me

    I am
    At Ellis Island


    When is the shift change

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    The boys back home......

    Not me

    I am
    At Ellis Island
    Are you at Ellis Island for the $9.99 steak and eggs?


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    Make a move JJ.
    chips are down but its ok, it all depends on your next move.
    I suggest betting on red, but at the last possible moment, switch to black - this is the heroes bet JJ.

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    I had a chicken fried steak and eggs and champagne at 4 am this morning for dinner, JJ

    watch my back...... you obviously know who i am, why you have to come from the back....

    no way you confront me face to face, mano o mano............

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    Automan I am a wild swinger and scream a lot in a fight

    Its an intimidation tactic

    Automan you have not seen me MAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    fuk cashin.....lol

    something big will happen soon $$$

    I am due
    Sounds like JJ and CS4 should get together. They are both due.

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    Bankroll $8000

    Will start moving to sports very soon



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    I think he's there for the Karaoke.

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