1. 04-25-15 08:28 PM #1
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    UT Fan Proposes To His Lardass Girlfriend On The 50 Yard Line





    In lieu of wedding gifts, the groom would probably prefer a bag of flour, so he can roll her in it and go for the wet spot on their wedding night. I swear it looks like he is hugging a man in the picture.
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  2. 04-25-15 08:29 PM #2
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    KLC post a photo of your girl so we can compare

    My ex wife was fat..come at me Bro
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  3. 04-25-15 08:31 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KLC post a photo of your girl so we can compare

    My ex wife was fat..come at me Bro
    My wife is a size 12. Its not like going on a Jupiter Jump when we have sex.
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  4. 04-25-15 08:32 PM #4
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    klc points for you if you post pics of her nude
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  5. 04-25-15 08:34 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    klc points for you if you post pics of her nude
    Points??
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  6. 04-25-15 08:38 PM #6
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    Imagine sex for those two. No way he gets it in missionary position. Its either doggy style or the scissor lock.
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  7. 04-25-15 08:40 PM #7
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    Heavy girls are good in bed

    I got laid 3 times lifetime 2x by ex wife and she was heavy and I came both times under 20 seconds

    KLC get some shots of her in the shower
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  8. 04-25-15 08:40 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by klemopixx View Post
    Imagine sex for those two. No way he gets it in missionary position. Its either doggy style or the scissor lock.
    Or a lot of oral sex which might be OK. I heard fat girls give the best head anyway.
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  9. 04-25-15 08:43 PM #9
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    I still laugh at these kind of photos. Just looks like 2 beached whales.
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  10. 04-25-15 08:49 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by klemopixx View Post
    Imagine sex for those two. No way he gets it in missionary position. Its either doggy style or the scissor lock.
    Probably sounds like rap music or a boot stuck in mud
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  11. 04-25-15 08:50 PM #11
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    Looks like a Red Sox fan too. Not sure how the hell that happened
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  12. 04-25-15 08:57 PM #12
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    vols on the cusp of being very good again
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  13. 04-25-15 09:10 PM #13
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    I don't think the holes in her jeans were put there by the manufacturer as a fashion statement.
    Them bitches ripped!
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  14. 04-25-15 09:32 PM #14
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    I just watch a few porn vids with oversize people penetrating loved it
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  15. 04-25-15 10:08 PM #15
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    chubby chasers
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  16. 04-25-15 10:16 PM #16
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    wait match up the tiddees

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  18. 04-26-15 12:44 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    KLC post a photo of your girl so we can compare

    My ex wife was fat..come at me Bro
    She was so fat...when she stepped on a scale it spit out a card "one at a time please"
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  19. 04-26-15 12:50 AM #19
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    I would...
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  20. 04-26-15 12:55 AM #20
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    I wonder what her snatch smells like
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  21. 04-26-15 05:33 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    She was so fat...when she stepped on a scale it spit out a card "one at a time please"
    She's so fat that when she wears a raincoat people hail her down and say, "TAXI!!!"
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  22. 04-26-15 06:34 AM #22
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  23. 04-26-15 07:02 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I just watch a few porn vids with oversize people penetrating loved it
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  24. 04-26-15 07:13 AM #24
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    I bet when she gets on her knees her belly touches the ground. The inside of her thighs are permanently discolored because they've never seen daylight.
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  25. 04-26-15 07:15 AM #25
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    I bet her b-hole looks better than Rod's chicks.
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  26. 04-26-15 08:29 AM #26
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    Hey! Big girls need luv too!!!
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  27. 04-26-15 08:32 AM #27
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    guy is wearing a redsox hat...what a fan
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  28. 04-26-15 09:10 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I just watch a few porn vids with oversize people penetrating loved it
    Audition mate,you could be the next Ron Jeremy
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  29. 04-26-15 09:17 AM #29
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    Packerd so many guys here hating and they cannot even get laid like me
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  30. 04-26-15 09:37 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by MickeyMan View Post
    I wonder what her snatch smells like
    I wonder what it doesn't smell like
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  31. 04-26-15 09:52 AM #31
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    Sourball when was the last time you got laid??
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    JJ, come visit me in Houston
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  33. 04-26-15 10:10 AM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Packerd so many guys here hating and they cannot even get laid like me
    Sometimes any port in the storm can do the trick,chuncky girls will spend the money on a guy so your never broke.
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  34. 04-26-15 10:39 AM #34
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    I don't like Houston I would only go to Dallas, Fort Worth, Tyler, San Antonio or Austin seaweed.


    Fat girls even reject me
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  35. 04-26-15 10:44 AM #35
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    you in texas now JJ? san antonio here, in regards to the pig, id ask her why she wants to keep the fat, why is she marrying a fat ass, doesnt she know shes gonna have fat babies, the sweathog probably even wouldnt know she was pregnant until she lifted her sasquatch leg to pitch a fart and a baby fell out. id ask if she was dropped on her head as a kid but that would imply that someone was able to pick her up
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