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    Jose Canseco Shoots Himself in the Hand


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    Checking a semi pistol for a chambered round is one of the simplest things in the world to do. Why would he have his hand anywhere near the muzzle?

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    Dumb fukkin idiot

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    Guess he hadn't been in the news for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Checking a semi pistol for a chambered round is one of the simplest things in the world to do. Why would he have his hand anywhere near the muzzle?
    Gaucho,

    We are not talking about some kinda genius here...


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    Wow, thought you wrote head. Wouldn't have been surprised but shocking title if it were so.

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    This guy actually helped take down the steroid era. The Kansas City Royals should thank him.

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    He blew his middle finger off. No more bird.

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    Another guy cleaning a loaded gun. Ya right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LT Profits View Post
    Well, at least it didn't bounce of his head like the home run ball. LOL.

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    Is Cansaco broke or does he still have lots of money? Either way can't feel sorry for the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Checking a semi pistol for a chambered round is one of the simplest things in the world to do. Why would he have his hand anywhere near the muzzle?
    This. Not to mention you should disassemble the weapon before properly cleaning it. Drop the magazine, rack the slide back, if there is a round in there, now it isn't. Commence with cleaning the weapon. All of this should be done in a safe direction. I guess this moron never took a gun safety class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otters27 View Post
    Is Cansaco broke or does he still have lots of money? Either way can't feel sorry for the guy.
    I doubt he was boxing a no-name NFL guy a few years back for an accolade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    This. Not to mention you should disassemble the weapon before properly cleaning it. Drop the magazine, rack the slide back, if there is a round in there, now it isn't. Commence with cleaning the weapon. All of this should be done in a safe direction. I guess this moron never took a gun safety class.

    why do you know so much about guns??

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    why do you know so much about guns??
    BIGDAY isn't the only hunter/fisherman here. In MN, we learn to live off the land. In Jersey, you jerk offs don't know how to pump your own gas.

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    Jose can you see?

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    Fukk Jose canseco he is a snitch. I would like to shoot him in the nuts with a paint ball gun.

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    This guy is such a moron...wow

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    Assuming the gun was unloaded

    Muzzle pointed at something he wasn't willing to destroy

    Not aware of his target or what's in the firing line

    finger on trigger when he wasn't on target

    you have to break all 4 common safety practices to have an "accident" like that...if I see him at a gun club/range I'd pack it up and gtfo...

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    He has no balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    BIGDAY isn't the only hunter/fisherman here. In MN, we learn to live off the land. In Jersey, you jerk offs don't know how to pump your own gas.
    Hate that shit in NJ, let me pump my own damn gas. But, can't complain too much going through. 50-60 cents cheaper than here.

    Screw that shithole state though.

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    what a dumb f\*\*k

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    Cleaning the gun is a pretty obvious cover story. Wife probably tried to shoot him and he put his hand over the gun when it discharged. Finger bang!

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    Something seems odd about this story

    I knows he is not too bright

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