1. 06-28-14 05:48 PM #1
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    Saturday Nights Tough In Summer Meaning Long And Boring



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    I need to be in Vegas

    I lose money everyday I am not there
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  2. 06-28-14 06:39 PM #2
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    Just do what I do.

    Place degenerate wagers on MLS and MLB, and get really high until you pass out.
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  3. 06-28-14 06:41 PM #3
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    Add a little spice into your life... Dress Carol up in a Catholic School Girl uniform
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  4. 06-28-14 06:43 PM #4
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    I actually took Seattle in the MLS plus a half of goal live
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I actually took Seattle in the MLS plus a half of goal live
    1-0 Sounders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Add a little spice into your life... Dress Carol up in a Catholic School Girl uniform
    Or he could simply take her out to dinner instead of gambling indoors all evening.
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  7. 06-28-14 06:49 PM #7
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    Let's get to work gold, I need money. BaldFcks Inc., we'll paint yo house.
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  8. 06-28-14 07:02 PM #8
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    Drop some acid and listen to Black Sabbath.
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  10. 06-28-14 07:34 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post


    pacing
    I need to be in Vegas

    I lose money everyday I am not there
    Just got back from a day at the track....great day
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  12. 06-28-14 08:19 PM #12
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    9:15 PM Eastern standard time

    Watching Yankee game and just brush my teeth

    Pay myself a nice chicken salad earlier

    Had a few strawberry ice cream cones also

    Posting on phone

    I can see why guys like cuse and parlay are home

    All the good looking guys are at the beach at nightclubs with their girls with their buddies trying to pick up girls

    I'm going to the track again tomorrow

    Why???

    I know it's a losing proposition but every guy looks real banged up like myself and Cuse so I feel at home
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    The truth hurts gold.

    Really I'm just a drunkaddict who would rather get high than fck bitches, at least that's what I tell myself.
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  14. 06-28-14 08:24 PM #14
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    Also watching the Yankee game. Already lost my MLS bet earlier, and I'm probably going to lose in baseball tonight, too.

    I'm having Wheat Thins for dinner because I can't even find the motivation or energy to get up.

    I've smoked three blunts in the last hour, yet I still feel incredibly bored and lonely.

    I hate myself, and I don't want to show my face in public. I don't want to go out and be noticed. People don't want me around.
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  15. 06-28-14 08:35 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    Also watching the Yankee game. Already lost my MLS bet earlier, and I'm probably going to lose in baseball tonight, too.

    I'm having Wheat Thins for dinner because I can't even find the motivation or energy to get up.

    I've smoked three blunts in the last hour, yet I still feel incredibly bored and lonely.

    I hate myself, and I don't want to show my face in public. I don't want to go out and be noticed. People don't want me around.
    serious question.. will you post a picture of yourself? I've never seen someone so self-loathing i'm dying to know what you look like
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    I prefer to preserve my anonymity and not put my job and/or potential opportunities in the future in jeopardy, so I do not post pictures online.

    Not great to look at, though. Trust me. Women never look at me twice, not even the fat and ugly ones.
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  17. 06-28-14 09:36 PM #17
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    Some sweet trim wanted to go out tonite. And this gurl is hot. But i broke twobdinner and scrabble dates with my sister and her hubby and dont dare again. Besides i went out with two bi lesbians last nite to see semi precious weapons. So im good this weekend.
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  19. 06-28-14 09:43 PM #19
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    Jj you shuld get on twitter . Im talking to a cutie right now whos a semi precious groupie. U can see me jj. Im vividjohn on twitter. And tweet me. Ive thought. About bring you to t town and get u laid bro. At least get ur rooster sukked by a gurlie or 2.
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    I honestly cannot remember the last time I had fun. No joke.

    I wish I could cry, but I can't even do that anymore.
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  21. 06-28-14 10:08 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I honestly cannot remember the last time I had fun. No joke.

    I wish I could cry, but I can't even do that anymore.
    common hTwon quit being a dis-shoveled mess. get it together man. go out and upload a selfie vid in ur car and upload to tender. the tenderees will flock to you

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  22. 06-28-14 11:29 PM #22
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    Twitter is for celebrities to promote themselves and the media to get messages across that's all

    Regular civilians are jerk offs that actually post on Twitter
    Quote Originally Posted by vividjohn45 View Post
    Jj you shuld get on twitter . Im talking to a cutie right now whos a semi precious groupie. U can see me jj. Im vividjohn on twitter. And tweet me. Ive thought. About bring you to t town and get u laid bro. At least get ur rooster sukked by a gurlie or 2.
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    I just can't ...



    EDIT: It's official. The streak has hit 2,729.
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  24. 06-29-14 12:15 AM #24
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    parlay whats the massage parlor situation like in houston? it might help numb the pain for 20 minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by compaqDikk View Post
    parlay whats the massage parlor situation like in houston? it might help numb the pain for 20 minutes

    I've considered it, but I'm afraid of getting arrested.

    Besides, those women give sexual favors for money all day. Seems kind of filthy to let them touch you when you think about it. Just doesn't feel right.

    Granted, if I somehow got lucky and met a random bar slut, she could be a disgusting whore, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
    I've considered it, but I'm afraid of getting arrested.

    Besides, those women give sexual favors for money all day. Seems kind of filthy to let them touch you when you think about it. Just doesn't feel right.

    Granted, if I somehow got lucky and met a random bar slut, she could be a disgusting whore, too.
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