[Joe05ca]

Great pick bro

[Euripides]

	6/28/2014 2:47PM	Spread	2.30	2.00	Football - 326 B.C. Lions -4 -115 for 1st Half
	6/28/2014 2:51PM	Total	1.15	1.00	Basketball - 601 Los Angeles Sparks/Tulsa Shock under 39½ -115 for 1st Quarter
	6/28/2014 3:59PM	Total	27.50	25.00	Basketball - 601 Los Angeles Sparks/Tulsa Shock over 80 -110 for 2nd Half
	6/28/2014 5:03PM	Money Line	5.40	4.00	Baseball - 622316 ARI/SDG No (score in the first inning) -135 for Game
	6/28/2014 7:42PM	Spread	47.75	25.40	Soccer - 925005 Netherlands pk -188 for 1st Half
	6/28/2014 7:45PM	Total	4.40	4.00	Other Sports - 898259 New Zealand Warriors/Penrith Panthers under 42 -110 for Game
	6/28/2014 9:49PM	Total	5.50	5.00	Other Sports - 898263 Parramatta Eels/Newcastle Knights under 44 -110 for Game
	6/28/2014 11:34PM	Money Line	7.92	4.40	Other Sports - 850305 France -180 for Game

[Euripides]

Mexico played very well in the first half. Extremely conservative and calculated Holland was. Mexico actually had a few good chances, but the one key thing they lack is a top-level finisher, world-renowned player. I still favor Hernandez as their best in this department, but I still don't think it will be enough.

There was a clear penalty in the first half, but the ref was silent pretty much the whole half. Too much, in fact. Anyways, I expect Holland to have more chances this half, they have the top finishers in Van Helsing and Rubbing. See what happens. Again, draw or win for this, imo.

6/29/2014 9:56AM

Spread

19.44

14.40

Soccer - 925005 Netherlands pk -135 for 2nd Half

[Euripides]

6/29/2014 10:43AM

Total

2.30

1.84

Basketball - 200209 Serbia U20/Bulgaria U20 under 150½ -125 for Game

[Euripides]

Wow, I feel bad for Mexico. They absolutely had that game. But this is good for the Londonian Boss!

[Euripides]

I smell an explosion in this game. But I will go nice and slow.

6/29/2014 11:07AM

Total

2.08

1.00

Baseball - 917 Detroit Tigers/Houston Astros over 7 -208 buying 1½ for Game

[Euripides]

As I have arrived to this century I am astounded by all the progress and technology. But there has been no greater advance that I have found than the supernatural powers of clairvoyance exhibited by a select few humans in this present day. I have found a woman, a most interesting woman, who runs a television show and who has such special powers.

She looked into the future and found a man's missing son in his own basement! This man, who appears to be the Hootie of the Blowfishes, was amazed at her powers. Roll the cilp:




Now, why do I mention this? Well, it is simple. Though I roam the streets of London begging for small crumbs and placing small wagers to arrive at $6300, I have contacted this famous Nancy Grace's butler and have negotiated a deal. While this great beauty Nancy Grace is sleeping, the butler will whisper into her ear a lineup of games and the fantastic Mrs. Grace will pick winners with her sleeping mind. She will know nothing of this! And then the butler will telephone me the winners (amazing invention this thing you people call the telephone). In exchange I will personally relate to the butler some of my lost works which never saw the light of day.

I must say, however, that the butler has told me that this process of "picking winners extraction from the sleeping Nancy Grace" can be quite difficult, as the beautiful lady usually downs a can of chili, a box of Bon Bons and a quesadilla before sleeping. Now, why does this interrupt the process? Well, the butler says she picks the winners, but the problem is her buttox and intestines turn into a veritable war cannon and there are gaseous explosions rivaling that of the most powerful supernova. So if her winning picks don't always prove to be 100% it is simply because the toot in the Nancy Grace caboose was too loud and interfered with the signal.

Now then, this is what Nancy Grace's butler told me:

6/29/2014 11:12AM

Total

4.80

4.00

Basketball - 655 Phoenix Mercury/Tulsa Shock over 41 -120 for 1st Quarter

[Euripides]

6/29/2014 11:36AM

Spread

8.30

2.00

Soccer - 927525 Costa Rica (Alt 5) +½ -415 for 1st Half

[Euripides]

6/29/2014 12:39PM

Total

7.20

1.00

Soccer - 927537 Costa Rica (Alt 8)/Greece (Alt 8) under 3½ -720 for Game

[Euripides]

6/29/2014 12:41PM

Total

5.37

4.30

Basketball - 655 Phoenix Mercury/Tulsa Shock over 41 -125 for 1st Quarter

[Euripides]

6/29/2014 12:54PM

Money Line

3.00

2.00

Baseball - 623036 CLE/SEA No (score in the first inning) -150 for Game

[Euripides]

Come on, Nancy Grace. They missed their last 8 shots or whatever in the quarter. Only 35 pts.






That left me puzzled!



At halftime. 2 donuts on the board.

6/29/2014 2:00PM

Total

9.38

6.47

Soccer - 955101 Costa Rica team total/Costa Rica team total under ½ -145 for Game

[Euripides]

Goal 8 minutes in. Probably be the only goal in the game.

6/29/2014 2:24PM

Total

7.54

6.85

Basketball - 655 Phoenix Mercury/Tulsa Shock over 82½ -110 for 2nd Half

[Euripides]

Have live:

	6/29/2014 2:58PM	Spread	4.40	2.00	Soccer - 927590 Greece To Advance pk -220 for Game
	6/29/2014 3:21PM	Spread	7.90	5.00	Soccer - 927590 Greece To Advance pk -158 for Game

[Euripides]

Let's see.

6/29/2014 3:40PM

Spread

2.16

2.00

Soccer - 927590 Greece To Advance pk -108 for Game

[Euripides]

That f***ing bastard.

6/29/2014 4:00PM

Total

15.18

14.46

Basketball - 659 Seattle Storm/Minnesota Lynx over 37 -105 for 1st Quarter

[ItsMeMrMattE]

lol @ the nancy grace shit. i love this thread. why do you need $6300 and not $6400 or $6200 Euripides? your story intrigues me.

[Euripides]

Matt, I can't get into that right now. Perhaps later.


Made these after the Minnesota game. They decided to lose by one point.

	6/29/2014 4:29PM	Spread	16.36	29.45	Baseball - 926 New York Yankees -1½ +180 for Game
	6/29/2014 8:20PM	Parlay	25.00	82.23	Tennis - 8238 K. Anderson +2½ +160 for Game Tennis - 8736 M. Sharapova -450 for Game Soccer - 929185 France To Advance pk -460 for Game Soccer - 931189 Germany To Advance pk -920 for Game

Sharapova is hot right now. France has played the best of all the teams, imo. Germany is too much class for Algeria.

Anderson will have chances against Murray. I mean, if it's a whitewash, then he's toast. But with the big serving and the occasional "middle of the Slam" mental lapse, Anderson should get a sniff at a set or two. If he plays solid, he's got a shot at a tiebreaker. And in one set I believe Murray will mentally drift a bit and put Anderson up a break. Pretty sure that will happen. Whether Anderson will have the fortitude to maintain his serve and take the set in a direct fashion, I can't say. Such may be the set where they go to a tiebreaker after Murray makes up the lapse.

In the 4th round and beyond in his recent major appearances, Murray is 1-6 against the 3-0 sets.
In his last 30 he is 9-21 from the 4th round and beyond when aiming for a 3-0.

Obviously, this speaks to the dramatic uptick in the competition at the later rounds. In his last 3 majors Murray has squandered a set to Golubev, Stephane Robert, Leonardo Mayer. Interestingly, this all happened in the 3rd set of each match when Murray went on vacation and in search of the Lochness Monster after being up 2-0 sets. When you go back 4 majors ago he did the same against Robredo and Lu in Wimbledon, but he managed to take those sets 7-5 each.

[Antibet]

Zachary, Eric and Derek asking Euripides (in red) to join them for 4-team parlay

[SamDiamond]

6/29/2014 12:41PM

Total

5.37

4.30

Basketball - 655 Phoenix Mercury/Tulsa Shock over 41 -125 for 1st Quarter

That lost.

That f***ing bastard.

6/29/2014 4:00PM

Total

15.18

14.46

Basketball - 659 Seattle Storm/Minnesota Lynx over 37 -105 for 1st Quarter

That lost.

6/29/2014 2:00PM

Total

9.38

6.47

Soccer - 955101 Costa Rica team total/Costa Rica team total under ½ -145 for Game

That lost.

Have live:

	6/29/2014 2:58PM	Spread	4.40	2.00	Soccer - 927590 Greece To Advance pk -220 for Game
	6/29/2014 3:21PM	Spread	7.90	5.00	Soccer - 927590 Greece To Advance pk -158 for Game

That lost.

Let's see.

6/29/2014 3:40PM

Spread

2.16

2.00

Soccer - 927590 Greece To Advance pk -108 for Game

That lost.

6/29/2014 4:00PM

Total

15.18

14.46

Basketball - 659 Seattle Storm/Minnesota Lynx over 37 -105 for 1st Quarter

That lost.

	6/29/2014 4:29PM	Spread	16.36	29.45	Baseball - 926 New York Yankees -1½ +180 for Game

That lost.




I think I spot a trend. I'm no detective..... but I think you lose a lot.

[Jerm3462]

I must win $6300.00 by sports over the course of the next 14 weeks. I must do this starting with my $1.47. I will post my plays here.


But first, many may be fascinated how Euripides successfully navigated the atomic regeneration process. I will not give the specifics, but thousands of years ago I worked with the physicists, chemists and mathematicians of my day and we created a stable chemical compound. This compound diminished and was not visible to the human eye. But it contained an activator, and, if incited by another chemical protagonist at any point in time in the future, it would propel my being into the future.

Well, this event happened just recently. A football player left his Playboy model wife recently. She spit on him. He went to a see transvestite and there was a chemical exchange, combined with the Playboy model spit. This combined with the stable chemical compound which had floated for thousands of years without activation. And now, thanks to a football player, a Playboy bunny and a tranny experience, I have been born again into this world.

But I must attain $6300. I will do this with the sports!

Da fuk is this???

[Jerm3462]

Can tell by the writing style this is a Baskets ghost.