[Seaweed]

Was thinking about this for a couple of hours last night and I would take the cash.

[TheMoneyShot]

No brainer.... give me the cash. Who cares about throwing out the first pitch. I might bounced it at the plate... then look like a jackass on national TV. No thanks. Cash please.

[Seaweed]

No brainer.... give me the cash. Who cares about throwing out the first pitch. I might bounced it at the plate... then look like a jackass on national TV. No thanks. Cash please.

[Seaweed]

Only suckers would refuse the cash

[Dirty Sanchez]

I'd rather read this crap in the saloon

[The Giant]

Does that mean I would get World Series tickets and throw out the first pitch?

I would take that over $500.

Especially if there were baseball scouts there to check out my rocket arm.

[jrmartin.mig]

Who gives a penetrate about $500 when you could throw out the first pitch of the World Series?? That's a once in a lifetime thing. I would turn down a lot more than that just to throw out an opening day pitch.

[BIGDAY]

Toss that pitch. Easy call.

[Kermit]

The money. No one gives a fukk about the first pitch unless you fukk it up.

[paco]

Throw the 1st pitch and watch the game obviously. Not like they gonna make u leave after the pitch. $500 comes and goes. Well prolly not to u seaweed

[stealthyburrito]

I assume the monetary value of the amenities they provide you as the one who throws out the first pitch is greater or at least equal to $500 cash.

So yea first pitch hands down.

[MoneyLineDawg]

Throw the first pitch.....Good chance it somehow leads to getting laid by some dime I have no business getting with

Also, throwing out the first pitch you prob get suite seats to the game and a bunch of other perks

$500 isn't nearly enough here

[BigBusiness]

$500 is chump change

first pitch is an easy choice

[ChalkyDog]

Throw out the 1st pitch. I'll just throw it horribly and make the $500 easily in bullshit social media crap.

And seriously, $500? You couldn't get me to eat some ethnic cuisine for $500.

[ParlayininHTown]

Neither.

Why even bother doing anything?

[TheMoneyShot]

Throw the first pitch.....Good chance it somehow leads to getting laid by some dime I have no business getting with

Also, throwing out the first pitch you prob get suite seats to the game and a bunch of other perks

$500 isn't nearly enough here

You bounce it at the plate... you aren't getting laid.

[BigBusiness]

Neither.

Why even bother doing anything?

LOL...... what?

[yahoonino]

give me the cash ,

[TheCentaur]

I'd throw the first pitch

Using meditation and visualization techniques I would become Tonytall at the carnival

Jaws would drop, I'd be bombarded with contract offers, and Kate Upton's legs would spread

Yeah 1st pitch all the way

[MoneyLineDawg]

You bounce it at the plate... you aren't getting laid.

I played baseball and pitched in high school but yeah for some people you're right

[d2bets]

$500 is spare change. Throw out the pitch.

[Big Bear]

Does that mean I would get World Series tickets and throw out the first pitch?

I would take that over $500.

Especially if there were baseball scouts there to check out my rocket arm.

This.

[Gruntworker]

$500 is a joke vs a once in a lifetime opportunity. You could probably sell advertising space on a T Shirt for way over that easily. Make it $100k vs doing it then this becomes an actual conversation.