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    jjgold
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    I Need To Make $700 Today Gambling..Any Ideas??

    Basically did my budget this AM and short $700

    Being a pro gambler not as glorious and or glamorous as I thought

    Trouble Brewing

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    Allure
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    Put it all on Astros

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    ....
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    BIGDAY
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    Twins should pull another win in the Bronx.

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    Ratpack
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    put it all on spain basketball valencia ml they just beat cajasol by 30. The game will be over at halftime

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    manny24
    pay Bobby
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    back to the glory hole.. i mean drawing board

    GL today coach

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    Bostongambler
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    Phillies

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    opie1988
    I have a MAJOR fukkin clue..
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    This ain't that hard, dummy.

    70 blowjobs at $10 a pop. Problem solved.

    Not much different than your usual Saturday night.

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    lesterdymond
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    Too stressful. Pick back up that paintbrush.

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    jjgold
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    Lester might have too

    Guys non compulsive gamblers picks only

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    bigtymer56
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    This whole going "pro" storyline needs to end.

    Just depressing.

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    cruzing vato
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    Advance 1500 on your cc take rangers -175

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    cruzing vato
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    Rl +1.5

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    minet123
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    Norway Live 2nd half

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    jjgold
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    Minet always has a good play

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    LT Profits
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    Thunder ML

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    cruzing vato
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    Norway still open?

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    minet123
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    +2800 at SBO
    Keep in mind Norway is DREADFUL
    but Russia is overrated

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    Reload
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    Call up Pirelli again and get an absolute blowout winner!

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    jjgold
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    Minet hook me up with an Asian bookie out of Hong Kong

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    Sam Odom
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    Tex Rangers

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    El Nino
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    Gloryholes. Maybe a few rusty trombones and you're back in the game!

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    minet123
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    GOAL !!!!!!


    JJ Shame you pissed off Mya so badly she has these every day
    +2800 @50 minute mark
    +3500 @ 65 minute mark
    closed at +5800 @SBO and +10000 at bodog

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    frogsrangers
    Zackary > Angelito
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    Two options: You can screw 70 fat chicks for $10 each, or 7 REALLY fat chicks for $100 each

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    minet123
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Basically did my budget this AM and short $700

    Being a pro gambler not as glorious and or glamorous as I thought

    Trouble Brewing
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    TonyTall
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    make another video sbr probably pays you $50 for those

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    Big Bear
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesterdymond View Post
    Too stressful. Pick back up that paintbrush.
    haha what a dikk! JJ take the over in the white sox /padres game.

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    LordVodka
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    Bet some on the White Sox.

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    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Tex Rangers

    Excellent Fade

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    tony_come
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    Do you have a truck?

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    jjgold
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    Sam Odom
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    G L coach

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    KiDBaZkiT
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    well u could start by betting 700 on ONE game instead of trying to go 7-0 everyday like a downsyndrome degenerate.

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    RiverRaid
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    Get'em coach. You've got till Tuesday. Drop the hammer today, spot plays tomorrow. Tuesday collect or tell him to carry it over to next week.

    You're a Pro JJ, Act like it.

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    JMon
    I'd be a lot cooler if you did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiDBaZkiT View Post
    well u could start by betting 700 on ONE game instead of trying to go 7-0 everyday like a downsyndrome degenerate.

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