[Auto Donk]

Yah, he's a good fit for any nfl team.... a ** who got so "jazzed up" at the prospect of wearing tight spandex in front of a stadium full of men, parading around with his junk on display, that he began to get fully aroused, thus damn near pitching a tent in his silky lil outfit...... yah, this should go over real well in the team lockerroom. We used to jokingly use the phrase "don't drop the soap" in the showers in high school atheletics..... In the case of the newly integrated Rams lockerroom, that saying may not be in jest if this ** gets as excited there as he did on the field that day, as this BBC packing ** could indeed hurt someone and send them to the DL with that mamba......

As a side-note, in my mostly "cracker-filled" high school, no one could have really been injured had they dropped the soap in front of some closeted, meat-gazing teammate, as we all were, like most white boys, sporting "MWC"--- medium white **--- a far cry from ** Sam's oversized junk......

Good luck Rams! aka St. Louis MeatGazers

[ZetaPsi808]

can u post link for video?

no way guy was erect at the combine

[Untied]

can u post link for video?

[Auto Donk]

can u post link for video?

no way guy was erect at the combine

ask and you shall receive...... heard about this on local sports radio the day it happened, the station had a guy at the combine saying this dude was clearly getting off on the fact that he was displaying his arroused junk..... said the middle aged/older aged sports writers were very uncomfortable about the situation..... he noted that Sam relished in this fact, and seemed to get even more arroused by the fact that he was causing such discomfort...... here's a short clip of it...

[Auto Donk]

have to change my opinion..... after seeing this video, there is ample precedent for Sam's presence in the Ram's locker room! great vid! only the super bowl shuffle comes close to being as lame!

[mcdonae101]

Lmfao. I cannot believe that, there's no fuking way I'd shower with him in locker room

[SportsMushroom]

Lmfao. I cannot believe that, there's no fuking way I'd shower with him in locker room

why? what would happen if you showers with him in the locker room?


are you afraid you wont be able to control yourself and start blowing him right then and there?

[I/O]

have to change my opinion..... after seeing this video, there is ample precedent for Sam's presence in the Ram's locker room! great vid! only the super bowl shuffle comes close to being as lame!

(Like Payton said in the song) they did that to feed the needy. All for charity.

[Jayvegas420]

Soyou're telling me the guy doesn't wear a jockstrap?

[Big Bear]

Thats not a boner.

Thats a semi.

Havent you seen Any Given Sunday? Some of those dudes had semi's in the shower scene.

i'm sure Michael Sam goes fully erect occasionally in the shower.

it would be like if you or I took a shower with 40 of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition women

[Big Bear]

why? what would happen if you showers with him in the locker room?


are you afraid you wont be able to control yourself and start blowing him right then and there?

I dont like showering with dudes period. Regardless of gay or straight.

Thats exactly why people in prison are forced to shower together. its b/c the prison guards know it sucks.

[BennyBigNuts]

Soyou're telling me the guy doesn't wear a jockstrap?

I'm sure hardly any of them wear them in the combine. It's like a swimmers mentality.
You want to be as light/fleet as possible for that 40 yard dash.

This video is disturbing, because it's not photo-shopped.
No way this guy will be in the same showers as the rest of the team after this debacle.

[Auto Donk]

not that I make it a practice of judging the rigidity/semi-softness/etc of boners, but from what I saw, it appeared to be a fully pumped, yet sideways-restrained raging hard-on.... the kind you get when youre soft and tucked downward or to the side, and your babe blows softly in your ear, and you start growing, but as you were off to the side, you need to adjust to get comfortable. Also, according to those far more skilled in boner judgment (the local radio guy and john mcclain, texas beat writer, who were there) he was getting harder as he realized dudes were seeing his sideways projecting projectile.... Clearly, at the end of the video the bbc rod is fully engorged, according to them..... it's fckin' stretching the fckin spandex out away from the body, for chrissakes, according to the radio guy!

the only thing Sam could've done to "improve" the situation is to reach down, adjust it upward, and thereafter "periscope" out of the top of his silky panty-spandex get up...... I could just see him barreling down the field running his forty, with his fully-periscoped schlong prodding him in his abs with each stride! that would've been the shit!
either way, the guys a flake, and this bullshit is gonna be funny if the limpwrister makes the team, which I think is highly unlikely.....

[Big Bear]

not that I make it a practice of judging the rigidity/semi-softness/etc of boners, but from what I saw, it appeared to be a fully pumped, yet sideways restrained raging hard on.... the kind you get when your soft and tucked downward or to the side, and your babe blows softly in your ear, and you start growing, but you were off to the side, so you need to adjust to get comfortable. Also, according to those far more skilled in boner judgment (the local radio guy and john mcclain, texas beat writer), he was getting harder as he realized dudes were seeing his sideways projecting projectile.... Clearly, the bbc rod is fully engorged, according to them..... it's fckin' stretching the fckin spandex out away from the body, for chrissakes...... either way, the guys a flake, and this bullshit is gonna be funny if the limpwrister makes the team, which I think is highly unlikely.....

that first sentence had me laughing hard... funny stuff

[mcdonae101]

why? what would happen if you showers with him in the locker room?


are you afraid you wont be able to control yourself and start blowing him right then and there?

Im a scrawny white guy......apparently his type

[SteveKerrsJunk]

Fukkin gross

[TonyTall]

guy was only a 2-star athlete out of high school. somehow (maybe roids) played well for a period of time at missuoiri......will be worse then teo in the pros. seriously this guy isnt a pro athlete. but he is gay so he will be set for life in the USA

[BennyBigNuts]

not that I make it a practice of judging the rigidity/semi-softness/etc of boners, but from what I saw, it appeared to be a fully pumped, yet sideways-restrained raging hard-on.... the kind you get when youre soft and tucked downward or to the side, and your babe blows softly in your ear, and you start growing, but as you were off to the side, you need to adjust to get comfortable. Also, according to those far more skilled in boner judgment (the local radio guy and john mcclain, texas beat writer, who were there) he was getting harder as he realized dudes were seeing his sideways projecting projectile.... Clearly, at the end of the video the bbc rod is fully engorged, according to them..... it's fckin' stretching the fckin spandex out away from the body, for chrissakes, according to the radio guy!

the only thing Sam could've done to "improve" the situation is to reach down, adjust it upward, and thereafter "periscope" out of the top of his silky panty-spandex get up...... I could just see him barreling down the field running his forty, with his fully-periscoped schlong prodding him in his abs with each stride! that would've been the shit!
either way, the guys a flake, and this bullshit is gonna be funny if the limpwrister makes the team, which I think is highly unlikely.....

ROFL
This may be the funniest SBR post I have ever seen.
I am still laughing.
"Fully pumped, yet sideways restrained, raging, hard-on"
HAHAHA Jesus.

[The Kraken]

No way that's erect. That's stuck out an inch, maybe two. Im guessing his junk was positioned just right that his fully flaccid cawk was sticking straight out.

I actually feel sorry for some of you men that think that's a fully erect cawk. Just remember men, size doesn't matter

[MoneylineExpress]

If that video is unedited I don't see how this guy is going to get along in the locker room. That is fukking gross and disturbing. Guy is getting stiff in his spandex with a bunch of other grown men around.

[k13]

Sad post. Media has really done a number on your mind.

Stop watching tv and get off the Internet.

[BennyBigNuts]

No way that's erect. That's stuck out an inch, maybe two. Im guessing his junk was positioned just right that his fully flaccid cawk was sticking straight out.

I actually feel sorry for some of you men that think that's a fully erect cawk. Just remember men, size doesn't matter

What are you looking at?
Dude is harder than a brick wall in that video. Bulging through spandex/briefs like that is tough, even for a black guy.

[Auto Donk]

No way that's erect. That's stuck out an inch, maybe two. Im guessing his junk was positioned just right that his fully flaccid cawk was sticking straight out.

I actually feel sorry for some of you men that think that's a fully erect cawk. Just remember men, size doesn't matter

I KNOW this may be hard for you white/Asian/unfortunate mexican guys to grasp, but the erectness in the video isn't the head pointing out; the head is pointing off to his right (viewers left) (near hip-pointer area); the protrusion you see is the side of his schwantz pointing to his right. think of it this way: imagine your favorite porn star (Ron Jeremy/aka Tripledbets) fully erect, yet his manliness is turned 90 degrees as if it was duct-taped to his right hip.... that is what you are seeing here.... not some deminimus 2 1/2" incher pointing directly outward....yet as Mr. Sam's excitement increases, the pole begins to stretch the spandex even further away from his body.... think of it as a door -- hinges near his groinal region, closed to his right side, that begins to open from his groin outward. you white/asian short-roostered unfortunates may never grasp this simple concept!!!!!

[pavyracer]

Do you know what they call a man who notices erect penises of other men?

It starts with an h and ends with an l.

[TonyTall]

If that video is unedited I don't see how this guy is going to get along in the locker room. That is fukking gross and disturbing. Guy is getting stiff in his spandex with a bunch of other grown men around.

honestly it is disturbning cause you know he likes doing it. robert parish used to tape his cok to his inner leg to avoid stuff like that

he could have worn under-armor the real tight stuff to avoid this but he knew what he was doing he wants those spandex off totally he cant wait to hit the showers

[mcdonae101]

I KNOW this may be hard for you white/Asian/unfortunate mexican guys to grasp, but the erectness in the video isn't the head pointing out; the head is pointing off to his right (viewers left) (near hip-pointer area); the protrusion you see is the side of his schwantz pointing to his right. think of it this way: imagine your favorite porn star (Ron Jeremy/aka Tripledbets) fully erect, yet his manliness is turned 90 degrees as if it was duct-taped to his right hip.... that is what you are seeing here.... not some deminimus 2 1/2" incher pointing directly outward....yet as Mr. Sam's excitement increases, the pole begins to stretch the spandex even further away from his body.... think of it as a door -- hinges near his groinal region, closed to his right side, that begins to open from his groin outward. you white/asian short-roostered unfortunates may never grasp this simple concept!!!!!

Penis erectness 101

[I/O]

honestly it is disturbning cause you know he likes doing it. robert parish used to tape his cok to his inner leg to avoid stuff like that

he could have worn under-armor the real tight stuff to avoid this but he knew what he was doing he wants those spandex off totally he cant wait to hit the showers

[Auto Donk]

or, the call them "present" at the 2014 NFL combine... even the blind guy reaching his hands out, trying to locate the braile panel on the elevator next to the tunnel Michael Sam came gay parading out of accidentally got a feel of Sam's "glee"!!!!

Another reporter asked a very well known nfl broadcaster if he'd seen Sam's gay parade, and he stated "Only when I open my eyes"..... Pavy, sometimes, when a h.....l wants u to notice, there is no "not-noticing".....

[Auto Donk]

Do you know what they call a man who notices erect penises of other men?

It starts with an h and ends with an l.

or, the call them "present" at the 2014 NFL combine... even the blind guy reaching his hands out, trying to locate the braile panel on the elevator next to the tunnel Michael Sam came gay parading out of accidentally got a feel of Sam's "glee"!!!!

Another reporter asked a very well known nfl broadcaster if he'd seen Sam's gay parade, and he stated "Only when I open my eyes"..... Pavy, sometimes, when a h.....l wants u to notice, there is no "not-noticing".....

[ByeShea]

No way this guy will be in the same showers as the rest of the team after this debacle.

I'm sure more than a few Rams will be keeping a healthy distance from Sam when the cake comes out at teammate birthday parties.

[Auto Donk]

robert parish used to tape his cok to his inner leg to avoid stuff like that

Robert Parish was gay?!?!?! Damn I must' ve been too young to notice..... crap, he established a lot of firsts, apparently..... the one that amazed me was that he was the first half African American/half American Indian to play in the NBA...... never knew he had the first gay black man, first gay indian, and first gay half-breed bases covered as well! I guess Ears Silver will retire his number ala Jackie Robinson and post it in every arena in the NBA! Was Parish jewish, by any chance? That would really be a quin-fecta for the ages!!!!

[jjgold]

How big is he?

[Auto Donk]

How big is he?

wow.... what a set up...... white guy's measure their junk, black dudes just look down and day, "THE SHIT IS BIG!!!!"

[jjgold]

Lol

[Big Bear]

ask and you shall receive...... heard about this on local sports radio the day it happened, the station had a guy at the combine saying this dude was clearly getting off on the fact that he was displaying his arroused junk..... said the middle aged/older aged sports writers were very uncomfortable about the situation..... he noted that Sam relished in this fact, and seemed to get even more arroused by the fact that he was causing such discomfort...... here's a short clip of it...

lol