1. 04-08-14 09:11 PM #1
    The Kraken
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    Hey Sbrjohn, Sign me up for duty

    I'll mop the floors, guy

    Clean the shit buckets

    Dust dozers office

    Fluff loshaque before videos

    John, Ive got some free time now. Look at my past stock suggestions, Tesla and IRDM are a few, I dont miss. I have a broad knowledge of the metals market especially coins. I am a sharp in regards to all sports Oklahoma. Ive never missed a day of work, Im punctual, organized, productive blah blah blah, you name it. I have a nice 401K, a few dividend paying life insurance policies, a pension and IRA. Basically, I'm a guy you want on the team.

    Let me know what I'll be doing and when to start.

    References are Opie1988 and Shari91
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  2. 04-08-14 09:15 PM #2
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  3. 04-08-14 09:19 PM #3
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    Bigday, is John charging you by the word pal? You got something to say? Take mmachikas bosom outta your mouth and say it
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  6. 04-08-14 09:56 PM #6
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    This is the direction I want to go now, Jake


    I know John won't be disappointed after he takes me on
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  7. 04-08-14 10:06 PM #7
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    Guy is salt of the earth. Pure class.
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  8. 04-08-14 10:34 PM #8
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    Thank you Opie.

    I feel that this is a win-win for both sides. I know first hand how hard it is to find good help. John, you'll have the cleanest shitter in costa rica. The tica's will call you sparkles
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  9. 04-08-14 10:36 PM #9
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    this guy is second only to K Durant in OKC

    gave him the key to the city sports
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  10. 04-08-14 10:37 PM #10
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    Thank you Manny.

    Things are going really well in the kraken household right now. This would put me over the top
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  11. 04-08-14 10:41 PM #11
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    krakker can take this board to the next level

    lets get this done walker
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    Guy asking for duty and not even a PRO.

    Come on Krak
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  13. 04-08-14 10:53 PM #13
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    401k, pension funds, IRA, money in the bank but can't afford $100 to turn Pro and wants to clean the toilets.

    Where do we find these guys?
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  14. 04-08-14 10:57 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Guy asking for duty and not even a PRO.

    Come on Krak
    I wasn't aware being a pro was a pre-req to be an asset for John.
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  15. 04-08-14 11:00 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    401k, pension funds, IRA, money in the bank but can't afford $100 to turn Pro and wants to clean the toilets.

    Where do we find these guys?
    Well in all fairness, the pension and 401k don't provide any liquidity. In fact, they eat it up, I'm 30 years from tasting that sweet nectar.

    I'm just looking for a new adventure. I've done a lot in life but I've never moderated a forum. Would be fun.

    Pavy don't you have a beer can pyramid to go build?
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  16. 04-08-14 11:04 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Well in all fairness, the pension and 401k don't provide any liquidity. In fact, they eat it up, I'm 30 years from tasting that sweet nectar.

    I'm just looking for a new adventure. I've done a lot in life but I've never moderated a forum. Would be fun.

    Pavy don't you have a beer can pyramid to go build?
    If you want to moderate a forum quit begging for a job. Have they ever hired a mod who was begging for a job before?
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  18. 04-08-14 11:23 PM #18
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    Walker is too busy ironing out the wrinkles ie. axing "sbr_forum" and prepping a manilla folder to store my file.

    Just like when you win the lottery, you don't run to the store to collect your winnings, you get your affairs in order first.

    Walkers "silent" is nothing but a positive from where I'm sitting.

    I can already see it, Walker fly's me to CR to discuss up and coming PT policies while we sip blue label and smoke cubans.
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  19. 04-08-14 11:36 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If you want to moderate a forum quit begging for a job. Have they ever hired a mod who was begging for a job before?
    I think John has a high enough IQ to realize the begging is in jest.
    If not, then there's a first time for everything, right?
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  20. 04-08-14 11:53 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    If you want to moderate a forum quit begging for a job. Have they ever hired a mod who was begging for a job before?
    tt was mod of the fantasy forum wasnt he
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  21. 04-09-14 12:51 AM #21
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    Paver just mad right now. First order of business would be to give him a 12 hour ban, basically a bitch slap, to let him know his pansy ass passive aggressiveness will not be tolerated. He knows this.
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  24. 04-10-14 11:06 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Thank you Opie.

    I feel that this is a win-win for both sides. I know first hand how hard it is to find good help. John, you'll have the cleanest shitter in costa rica. The tica's will call you sparkles
    Dear Gawd, if that line alone doesn't get you the mod job, then I'll hire you just to hang around with me! Well done Kraken. You've got a letter of reference right here just for the asking.
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  25. 04-10-14 05:59 PM #25
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    kraken and Archie are the same person or no?!?
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  27. 04-10-14 06:20 PM #27
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    I would like to submit a request also...
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  28. 04-10-14 08:08 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanks View Post
    I would like to submit a request also...
    denied

    that is the first gig that John gave me

    getting rid of all the riff raff trying to land a bobbyfk like sympathy special olympics mod job
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  29. 04-10-14 08:15 PM #29
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  30. 04-10-14 09:15 PM #30
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  31. 04-12-14 11:06 AM #31
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    Lots of good references in here. One of the mods told me he was printing this thread to put in my file, said it sounded good. And that they actually need a new mod.

    I expect be announced soon
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  32. 04-20-14 01:00 PM #32
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    New references, JJGOLD and STEALTHYBURRITO, Two ALL-TIME GREATS at SBR, SURE-FIRE HOF'ers!!!!!!!

    John, the window is closing. Lets get ink to paper BOYYYYYYYYYYY
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