1. 03-03-14 11:07 PM #71
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    Money pound some pussy hommes.. And If you get caught... Never and I mean NEVER, admit that you cheated... Take that shit to the grave hommes!!!
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  2. 03-03-14 11:10 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by James D View Post
    Not at the same time I hope LOL

    how old are you gaucho?
    Old enough to know that the pat answer of "dump your chick and move on" isn't very fun on the internet.
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  3. 03-03-14 11:30 PM #73
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    This is probably NOT the best place to come to look for relationship advice. So with that said, here's my 2cents: Don't cheat.... it's just not worth it.
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  4. 03-03-14 11:47 PM #74
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    The theory is simple...

    Get as much puzzy as you can because a drought can occur at any time.



    When I was younger... I always told myself I was available in my mind but I never looked available. When you look available... you never get any action. If you just shoot the sh#$ with a chick without the "fuk me eyes" look... you should be able to score an hour later if you play your cards right. If you look or act desperate... you'll never win. It's a game within a game.

    As for all of you other posters who aren't into cheating. I totally respect that. I always just wanted some excitement... sort of living on the edge. Because I knew I'd be an old 36 year old fuk one day that's losing his hair. Cheers.
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  5. 03-04-14 12:14 AM #75
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    i think an asian rub and tug is a fair compromise
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  6. 03-04-14 12:25 AM #76
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    Cheat on the whore
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  7. 03-04-14 07:41 AM #77
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    Quote Originally Posted by easyliving View Post
    do you plan on marrying this girl? If the answer is yes you will regret it for the rest of your life. If not then go ahead no harm being done.

    This is exactly what I was about to say..

    go for it man I mean if you can find it..usually when your trying you don't have success and **** versa
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  8. 03-04-14 07:42 AM #78
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    why did they block out v isa? oh maybe because the ***********...

    I suppose you could throw vice in there though for the illiterate.
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  9. 03-04-14 07:44 AM #79
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    She's taking in the ass right now most likely
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  10. 03-04-14 08:48 AM #80
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    Cheeking it for sure... Probably balls deep by now..
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  11. 03-04-14 11:58 AM #81
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    i used to be the first guy to cheat. after it broke up my second marriage and now 9 years later i realized what i had and how great it was the cheating was not worth it.
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  12. 03-04-14 12:04 PM #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    Also, she's going with 2 girls. That are hot and both SINGLE.

    why not go with them and try to get a threesome?
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  13. 03-04-14 12:10 PM #83
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    lets see pic of this girlfriend and her 2 friends
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  14. 03-04-14 12:47 PM #84
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    The theory is simple...

    Get as much puzzy as you can because a drought can occur at any time.



    When I was younger... I always told myself I was available in my mind but I never looked available. When you look available... you never get any action. If you just shoot the sh#$ with a chick without the "fuk me eyes" look... you should be able to score an hour later if you play your cards right. If you look or act desperate... you'll never win. It's a game within a game.

    As for all of you other posters who aren't into cheating. I totally respect that. I always just wanted some excitement... sort of living on the edge. Because I knew I'd be an old 36 year old fuk one day that's losing his hair. Cheers.
    Dude your dating pool is a website with a group of whores and slobs

    Let's try not to act like your some fukkin stud
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  15. 03-04-14 12:59 PM #85
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    Chris Rock said it best, us guys have to fend for ourselves,no one offers us shit.
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  16. 03-04-14 02:29 PM #86
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    Usually when you plan ahead to cheat on a particular weekend without having anything in mind you end up in jail. Be careful.
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  17. 03-04-14 02:53 PM #87
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    Do we know for sure the three of them havent got there own thing going.Young women are alot more liberal these days.
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  18. 03-04-14 03:41 PM #88
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    One of the smartest guys I know once told me "the fukking you get is never as good as the fukking you get".

    I didn't listen.

    I now know what he meant and he was spot on.

    Hope you don't end up with herpes
    Thats why you dont have sex in the dark. Herpes are only contagious when inflamed...

    This was referenced in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    " I havent told you i have genital herpes either b/c it's not inflamed at the moment"
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  19. 03-04-14 03:44 PM #89
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    And to the OP

    What makes you think you would even be able to get some?

    Its hard for dudes to get some.

    Its much easier for chicks.

    My boy had a 1 night stand at a bar never hung out with this chick after that night..

    9 months later he gets a served with a notice to pay child support

    they must have exchanges #'s

    not sure how she was able to track him down
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  20. 03-05-14 02:12 AM #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Dude your dating pool is a website with a group of whores and slobs

    Let's try not to act like your some fukkin stud
    Always seems to be horse sh#$ stuck in your mouth. 22k+ posts and not one ounce of intelligence in any of them.
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  21. 03-05-14 06:24 AM #91
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Always seems to be horse sh#$ stuck in your mouth. 22k+ posts and not one ounce of intelligence in any of them.
    fortunately it doesnt take a genius to figure out that youre a fukkin schmuck who thinks he has game

    the last one you posted was more manly than king mayanaise
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  22. 03-05-14 06:29 AM #92
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    she's probably all over the rooster in Denver so make the most of it brah!
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  23. 03-05-14 06:44 AM #93
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    Quote Originally Posted by packerd_00 View Post
    Do we know for sure the three of them havent got there own thing going.Young women are alot more liberal these days.
    Even money action on this........
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  24. 03-05-14 09:08 AM #94
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    hope your old lady didn't get deep dikked
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  25. 03-05-14 09:35 AM #95
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Always seems to be horse sh#$ stuck in your mouth. 22k+ posts and not one ounce of intelligence in any of them.
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  26. 03-05-14 10:22 AM #96
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    Money please post the picture of your old girl sitting on that new ski pole please
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  27. 03-05-14 11:16 AM #97
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyIsWater View Post
    Ok, guys. My girl of 3 years is going on a ski trip to Denver this weekend with her friends.

    I've decided I'm going to try some new meat this weekend.

    Now, Ive never cheated. I feel we are rocky right now and i think, me testing the wayers will help.

    Who has cheated?

    How did you feel?

    Have you ever told anyone?

    Did you hook back up with the girl ever?

    I think this will be fun!
    Gonna drop this in Players Talk...you are a "player", yes?
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  28. 03-05-14 11:49 AM #98
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    fortunately it doesnt take a genius to figure out that youre a fukkin schmuck who thinks he has game

    the last one you posted was more manly than king mayanaise
    I'm glad you follow my nuts everywhere in the forum. Beat your feet pal. You're just a little man.
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  29. 03-05-14 11:56 AM #99
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Don't kid yourself...she's probably had a couple of dudes just like you all over her...kills me when guys think they're
    dating "good girls" who don't helmet shine or sleep around when their at work Keep thinking your dating Mother Theresa
    Those UPS guys must have a ball.
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  30. 03-05-14 11:57 AM #100
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    I'm glad you follow my nuts everywhere in the forum. Beat your feet pal. You're just a little man.
    MoneyShotter you do know you're talking to reigning POTM right mayne?!??!?
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  31. 03-05-14 12:03 PM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    hope your old lady didn't get deep dikked
    it isn't even a question, that girl got it bareback from some ski instructor or a group of frat guys, NO doubt about it.
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  32. 03-05-14 12:10 PM #102
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    Cheaters always get caught

    havent you seen True Detective?
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  33. 03-05-14 12:17 PM #103
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    Escorts are not cheating
    That's where men fuk up
    Dummies
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  34. 03-05-14 12:51 PM #104
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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    MoneyShotter you do know you're talking to reigning POTM right mayne?!??!?


    And being addressed here by the march potm front runner

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  35. 03-05-14 01:33 PM #105
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