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    Darker too
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    as I see it with the ccb the fund will go up , with mlb the fund will go down. money lines are a mthfuker

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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    umm.........because when i saw the list of appointed managers, my (and everyone else's) first thought was "oh. damn, this thing is actually gonna be profitable"

    if i saw you on the list, my (and everyone else's) first thought would've been "what? oh, ok, this is a complete joke. ok whatever"

    if/when they start the SBR -EV Clown Fund you will be insta-short-listed for managerial consideration pal
    What in the fukk?? WHAT IN THE FUKK, PAL??

    Is all this is because I've upset you recently by telling everyone the story of how at the last bash you brought that full glass plate up to your face and licked it while spinning said plate round and round. It was fukkin disgusting. Am I not supposed to share that story with everyone? I mean some motherfukker literally licked the au jus leftover from the fukkin roast beef John sprang for right off the plate. Thats not something you see everyday.

    OOOOOOHHHH....I hope we have a bash in CR, motherfukker. You're dead, pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    Trytrytry and yisman have been known to bankrupt books

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    OOOOOOHHHH....I hope we have a bash in CR, motherfukker. You're dead, pal.
    First Big Day, and now Opie threatening Carpe. Unreal. Opie I kind of like, he's funny; His only major issue is he is bit annoyingly flamboyant. But you know that is just how those Texan Gays are. Bigday just doesn't know any better, he's a kind simple giant who gets confused easily. Carpe probably used to many big words that MMAChicka had to explain to him and that made him angry.

    Not the words, he probably still didn't understand those; just the fact he had to have his wife explain something to him. Redknecks don't like to have to ask the women folk anything much less hear them talk. .


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    TheMoneyShot has a lifetime balance of -43407 at SBR book/casino. Even worse than legends as Carseller4 and Brock Landers.
    Yisman and trytrytry are huge winners. rm18 a small profit.
    The fund has 2 of the sharpest guys here, so overall good team.

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    Why is Taddy not on the team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Is all this is because I've upset you recently by telling everyone the story of how at the last bash you brought that full glass plate up to your face and licked it while spinning said plate round and round. It was fukkin disgusting. Am I not supposed to share that story with everyone? I mean some motherfukker literally licked the au jus leftover from the fukkin roast beef John sprang for right off the plate. Thats not something you see everyday.
    well, to be perfectly honest here.............YES THAT HAD A LOT TO DO WITH IT

    it is true that the plate-licking scene you describe did happen, so I am not going to attempt to deny it

    THAT WAS NOT MY FINEST HOUR OK BRO???

    i was tired as fuk, stressed as fuk, whacked out of my skull on like 5 different uppers and 3 different downers and anti-psychotics and some other sh*t, so YEAH FOR A BRIEF MOMENT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA TO MANIACALLY LICK THE LEFTOVER AU JUS RIGHT OFF THE PLATE

    all of us have had some less-than-stellar moments in our lives, ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    TheMoneyShot has a lifetime balance of -43407 at SBR book/casino.
    How did he make the cut?
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    -43407? That has to be a mistake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    TheMoneyShot has a lifetime balance of -43407 at SBR book/casino. Even worse than legends as Carseller4 and Brock Landers.
    Yisman and trytrytry are huge winners. rm18 a small profit.
    The fund has 2 of the sharpest guys here, so overall good team.
    -43407? I want to get in his fund just to fade with real cash. Who cares about 600 freaking points. Nice find CM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cookie Monster View Post
    TheMoneyShot has a lifetime balance of -43407 at SBR book/casino.
    I assume casino losses, how can a manager be selected with a negative sportsbook balance? I would greatly appreciate this selection explained prior to investing, thank you.
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    do we see plays yes or no?

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    When do these guys start picking plays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I assume casino losses, how can a manager be selected with a negative sportsbook balance? I would greatly appreciate this selection explained prior to investing, thank you.
    Maybe they asked a lot and only these 4 agreed so they had to take even the bad ones. Who knows? I suppose if posters want transparency they won't get it since almost everything is run without it here.

    My advice is if you don't like the fund managers or the concept of this new item offered by SBR don't invest. It's not like SBR is forcing you to do it. It's your points. Invest them in the way you feel is the best.
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    Paver I was not asked

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver I was not asked

    Were you?
    Me neither. How can they bypass you? We need a video from you to address this issue.
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    Not home today
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not home today
    I am on a solid run since Feb.1
    JJ Where are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Paver I was not asked

    Were you?
    Coach...they probably looked at that spreadsheet then

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    Sanchez not laughing

    I will be a fund manager soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    My advice is if you don't like the fund managers or the concept of this new item offered by SBR don't invest. It's not like SBR is forcing you to do it. It's your points. Invest them in the way you feel is the best.
    I realize it's my choice & one questionable manager decision doesn't necessarily mean a losing fund. However.. potential investors should have access to the hedge fund prospectus, to help make an informed decision.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbywaves View Post
    I realize it's my choice & one questionable manager decision doesn't necessarily mean a losing fund. However.. potential investors should have access to the hedge fund prospectus, to help make an informed decision.
    A prospectus? What do you think this is, Citadel Investment Group?

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    Bubbles really should be considered he tracks all his plays and is validated as a winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by bubblebuttluv View Post
    A prospectus? What do you think this is, Citadel Investment Group?


    What I think is, my lifetime figure of +18k is much better than MoneyShot's -43k. How can this MS choice be justified?

    Simply put....whoever has the top 4 sportsbook lifetime figures, should have been asked to manage fund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Bubbles really should be considered he tracks all his plays and is validated as a winner
    Regarding Bubblebutt, I vehemently disagree.......Managers should be SBR pros, with a vested interest in fund.
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