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    SBR_John
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    Forum Myths (for you young bucks)

    Happy ending massages - Myth. Urban legend.

    Value meals - Myth. Smaller portion, crappy quality.

    Glory Holes - Myth. I think JJ Gold invented this myth.

    What else?

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    tony from 5 dimes is god

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    wait completely wrong John I can name plenty of happy ending massage places

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    Quote Originally Posted by bostonboss View Post
    tony from 5 dimes is god
    He told me he was. I have it in writing

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    Tony the Hat is NOT Chuck Norris or Neal Young, therefore, Bostonboss is correct; Myth

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    I have a few...

    TTWarrior under 300 pounds= Myth
    Brock Landers= Professional Gambler = Myth
    Fishhead= Knows Anything = Myth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    wait completely wrong John I can name plenty of happy ending massage places
    This


    http://www.nj.com/camden/index.ssf/2...assage_pa.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikemca View Post
    Un Ae Dunkin, 52, of Mount Laurel, was charged with engaging in prostitution, having allegedly performed sex acts for a patron.
    Maybe my standards are too high??? Not really looking for a 50+ sub African, no **** and likely overweight type. Still a Myth.

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    lakerboy was here

    lakerboy is gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Maybe my standards are too high??? Not really looking for a 50+ sub African, no **** and likely overweight type. Still a Myth.
    guess you don't live close to Providence RI John. North st spa, etc.......

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    ha ha ive heard of that place

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    Multiple people posting as jjgold. The holy grail of forum myths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post


    Maybe my standards are too high??? Not really looking for a 50+ sub African, no **** and likely overweight type. Still a Myth.

    I was never in there just grew up and lived there for 20 years.There was a baseball card/cpmic book store that I went to almost every day next to the massage place .So I guess they operated on the DL for the whole time I lived in NJ without getting caught.

    All I'm saying is they are everywhere.The Asians rule that shyt.

    http://www.bensonhurstbean.com/2013/...ssage-parlors/

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    Quote Originally Posted by bostonboss View Post
    ha ha ive heard of that place
    im outside boston, lynn ma just had a ton of them shut down and they are legal in RI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mitchell88 View Post
    im outside boston, lynn ma just had a ton of them shut down and they are legal in RI
    im right next door to you..they closed a couple in Natick as well

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    cops are p o'd cause they were the main clients.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bostonboss View Post
    cops are p o'd cause they were the main clients.
    yea and they were the ones protecting them for so long that's how they have been around here forever. One location goes down up comes another one. back page!

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    lol

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    Sex in the champagne room?

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    So-Cal is littered with Happy Ending Massage parlours.

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    SBR has ghosts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katstale View Post
    Sex in the champagne room?
    That's true. The Pros can get things done faster than a Daytona pit stop. Always pay the minimum to get in the back room, no pre tipping. I hold the hundred and the fifty together and give her the fifty and slide the c note in my pocket and say something about I tip good if I feel good.

    So back rooms - true
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Multiple people posting as jjgold. The holy grail of forum myths.


    Also that JJ's not the guy in the vids.

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    I am not the guy in the vids

    That is Mike Corbin

    I am JJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am not the guy in the vids

    That is Mike Corbin

    I am JJ
    You wanna fight you broke jerk off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    Happy ending massages - Myth. Urban legend.
    This is an exclusive SBR Jackie Blue special. Remember this young lads.

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    Bigboydan is mentally stable...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    That's true. The Pros can get things done faster than a Daytona pit stop. Always pay the minimum to get in the back room, no pre tipping. I hold the hundred and the fifty together and give her the fifty and slide the c note in my pocket and say something about I tip good if I feel good.

    So back rooms - true

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    I am not the guy in the vids

    That is Mike Corbin

    I am JJ
    Yeah and we've recently hired a staff member named Sherry, not to be confused with Shari.

    Flippin mongoose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Jay Mobile or should I say Jim Florntien

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    Bigboydan is mentally stable...
    Damn right I'm mentally stable and I refuse to put up with the B.S. either AAO

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    quick

    Call in an air strike on this thread!

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    things aren't always what they seem

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    sbr will suddenly end the betpoints program and close the store

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