1. #141
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    This is without a doubt one of the most embarrassing threads I've ever seen someone make at SBR.

    The more Deemer wrote, the more humiliating it became.

    Jesus. What a train wreck.
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    Opie, I can help style your wardrobe as well...

    Drop the tanning bed.

    Hit the gym a bit.

    Ditch the hair gel, you're not fukking 16 anymore taking a date to homecoming

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is without a doubt one of the most embarrassing threads I've ever seen someone make at SBR.

    The more Deemer wrote, the more humiliating it became.

    Jesus. What a train wreck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Gotta bring suspenders back.

    Sick of this queer suits that fit like a too tight t-shirt.

    I will single-handedly bring back the 1920's gangster look, or be the only cool looking mofukker in the room. It's becoming a small mission of mine.

    Tell your rooskie friends. Their outdated clothes from the high point in Communist Russia history are in.
    Dude i so much wish that look would come back

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Opie, I can help style your wardrobe as well...

    Drop the tanning bed.

    Hit the gym a bit.

    Ditch the hair gel, you're not fukking 16 anymore taking a date to homecoming
    Deemer.....look, it's obvious to everyone here that you're going through some things right now. You're clearly not comfortable with who you are as a person, so you're trying to copy others that, for whatever reason, seem cool to you.

    That's not what you want to do, pal. It reeks of insecurity and desperation.

    I know you're a kid. I know you're confused. And although I say this to you over and over again....just be yourself. Get comfortable in YOUR skin. That's truly the only advice I can give you that will help.

    Until you do that, you're never going to find what it is you're so clearly desperately looking for.

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    Sinker and and sweep destroyed it in just a few words

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    Fukkin clown .... Try's so hard and continues to Bury himself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Deemer.....look, it's obvious to everyone here that you're going through some things right now. You're clearly not comfortable with who you are as a person, so you're trying to copy others that, for whatever reason, seem cool to you.

    That's not what you want to do, pal. It reeks of insecurity and desperation.

    I know you're a kid. I know you're confused. And although I say this to you over and over again....just be yourself. Get comfortable in YOUR skin. That's truly the only advice I can give you that will help.

    Until you do that, you're never going to find what it is you're so clearly desperately looking for.

    Opie can I hire you as my life coach , pal?

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    Opie, does it reek more or less of trying to portray yourself as a millionaire on an E-Forum?

    The specs of your business are good, not spectacular.

    I rest my case.

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    Crickets. Buried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Opie, I can help style your wardrobe as well...

    Drop the tanning bed.

    Hit the gym a bit.

    Ditch the hair gel, you're not fukking 16 anymore taking a date to homecoming
    pole smoker

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    Never fukkin heard of the imbred, I O

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    Thats great advice from Opie Reemer really. Imagine how long long it took him to get comfortable with the fact his wife has an insatiable desire for gigantic black cck. At first he was devastated about his sexual inadequacy,but has rebounded as well as can be expected. Sure he gets in his little manic rages when he comes home and finds Soul Glow and Afro Sheen all over his silk pillow cases and on the head rest of his new Mercedes. But hes improving daily. Good luck little fella and get those fades up early. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Never fukkin heard of the imbred, I O
    Wow. You got the whole swearing thing down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Looking out for players' hearts.

    Should not be broken over guys behind a computer screen.

    Should be broken by backdoor covers and bad beats.

    Worry about gambling, not friendships.

    Most of us would sit down with others at the SBR Bash and have a drink or gamble at the blackjack table, however past the bash - communication stops... Why? B/c we don't trust each other.
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    I talked to Deemer on the phone a few times last year he sound like a tough ************

    Actually start getting intimidated plus his girl was in the background taunting me

    The guy is young and confident don't hate for that

    Opie I might use settle down or you won't have any teeth anymore

    Take the e tough guy act somewhere else

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    Lol PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Lol PC
    Yeah.....that was super funny. And so very classy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    This is without a doubt one of the most embarrassing threads I've ever seen someone make at SBR.

    The more Deemer wrote, the more humiliating it became.

    Jesus. What a train wreck.
    I slept on it, thought about it, and came to the same conclusion.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sourtwist View Post
    Typical gang mentality. Bunch of punk ass bishes.

    and the asian kid just got bumped to second biggest pvssy in this thread

    twister i would love to throw down the gloves and see how tough you really are

    twister anytime let me know i will eat my Wheaties that day

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Yeah.....that was super funny. And so very classy.

    Oh stop whining. Like you're not banging all those little Mexican whores running around down there. Settle down you shiny faced freak!

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    em·bar·rass·ing
    emˈbarəsiNG/
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    adjective: embarrassing

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      causing embarrassment.

      "an embarrassing muddle"
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    Opie, why you looking for my cell #? Can't fight your e-battles on the chitty chat room?

    You got buried, pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    Opie, why you looking for my cell #? Can't fight your e-battles on the chitty chat room?

    You got buried, pal.
    Deem.....I have no "e-battle" with you, pal.

    You're a fukkin 19 year old kid. I'm a grown man with a kid of my own. What could we possibly have to battle about?

    I'm only trying to help you stop humiliating yourself. Obviously, you're in a dark place right now. Not sure you're ready to be helped.

    You simply have to get your self-confidence up. Until you learn to like yourself, you're only going to keep making a fool of yourself with embarrassing threads like this.

    I know all this stings, deemer. But hopefully it'll help you to grow into a man.

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    a chinese man

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    walks into a bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Deem.....I have no "e-battle" with you, pal.

    You're a fukkin 19 year old kid. I'm a grown man with a kid of my own. What could we possibly have to battle about?

    I'm only trying to help you stop humiliating yourself. Obviously, you're in a dark place right now. Not sure you're ready to be helped.

    You simply have to get your self-confidence up. Until you learn to like yourself, you're only going to keep making a fool of yourself with embarrassing threads like this.

    I know all this stings, deemer. But hopefully it'll help you to grow into a man.

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    Deemer your WINNING

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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhippo View Post
    90% of my clothes are from Kohls. I'm ballin guys.
    This

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    Deemer has got to be to most talented self burial artist in the history of SBR.

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    Big day don't get me started on country hicks...

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    Cringeworthy thread Deem. Nap it out.

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    Who else wants buried priks

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