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    On topic - I've lost 500+ so many times in online blackjack and poker, I've finally been able to delete the poker after losing so many hands of being a 98% favorite on the flop. As for blackjack, it's called the devils game for a reason, I will no longer play a game that gives me less than 50% odds to win. As previously mentioned, I turn to Xbox when i'm bored and don't want to have action on a week game. Whether it's that or going to the gym or playing basketball or something, can't gamble all the time. Off topic - How can I space in between paragraphs? Enter does not work for me...

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    11:15 PM Eastern standard time I am going out now to a nightclub to try to get laid with some hot models

    Every girl is between 20 and 25

    I'm not like many of you guys I will not be posting anymore tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    11:15 PM Eastern standard time I am going out now to a nightclub to try to get laid with some hot models

    Every girl is between 20 and 25

    I'm not like many of you guys I will not be posting anymore tonight
    Will JJGold get laid, YES +10,000

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    11:15 PM Eastern standard time I am going out now to a nightclub to try to get laid with some hot models

    Every girl is between 20 and 25

    I'm not like many of you guys I will not be posting anymore tonight
    Corbon remember no rubber- you got nothing to lose anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Corbon remember no rubber- you got nothing to lose anyway
    fukked up when yer dikk fell out and the johnny still up the fukkin river anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    11:15 PM Eastern standard time I am going out now to crackhead row to try to get laid with some desperate rock whore

    Every girl is between 59-87

    I'm not like many of you guys I will not be posting anymore tonight

    fixed for you
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    10:20 central- I'm 27 years old, financially comfortable, and can get laid without spending cash at a bar, recently I've been such a degen that I won't meet up with girls until all my tickets are closed. I like my life.

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    LK I've been avoiding this thread all day, nothing really anyone on here can say that I'm sure you don't already know yourself. I know you gotta be mentally beating the piss out of yourself and even though its not gonna help much but I know how ya feel. Your a standup guy on the forums as I would assume in real life. Wish you all the best


    PS - Twizzle is a piece of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    fukked up when yer dikk fell out and the johnny still up the fukkin river anyways
    Sinker I'm trying to be as sharp as I can with the English language here....but you gotta fukking explain to me what that means

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    Quote Originally Posted by JabooFootball View Post
    10:20 central- I'm 27 years old, financially comfortable, and can get laid without spending cash at a bar, recently I've been such a degen that I won't meet up with girls until all my tickets are closed. I like my life.
    that's not bad for a 27yo...you're doing fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Sinker I'm trying to be as sharp as I can with the English language here....but you gotta fukking explain to me what that means
    dikk fell out but condom still up it.

    Hanky got no fukkin swag keep the damn ballon stretched.

    Why bother is right,

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    Quote Originally Posted by billysink View Post
    dikk fell out but condom still up it.

    Hanky got no fukkin swag keep the damn ballon stretched.

    Why bother is right,
    that's what I thought...wasn't 100% sure about "the johnny still up the fukkin river anyways" part though


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    Not going To post here anymore tonight , a limousine going to pick me up and go to the discotheque I am very normal and not like you guys

    I wish you all good luck tonight posting to each other when I am now trying to get trim

    Yeah you did not think I use the slang words like trim now you're saying another side to me that I might be a pussy magnet

    Man sometimes you should go out and do what I do

    I am not even bring my phone to lurk at Sbr

    Might come home late tonight with a beautiful woman

    I repeat I am so not like you guys late at might


    I have a lot of doors in my pad and not glass but many of you have your windows indoors locked and windows painted black

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    on the same note...What all of you degens doing at home in front of a fukkin computer on a Friday night?
    I'm 31.

    Girl sent me this like 15 minutes ago.

    Angela I don't know why u refuse to have a drink with me




    Lol, there's just no chance I'm leaving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Not going To post here anymore tonight , a limousine going to pick me up and go to the discotheque I am very normal and not like you guys

    I wish you all good luck tonight posting to each other when I am now trying to get trim

    Yeah you did not think I use the slang words like trim now you're saying another side to me that I might be a pussy magnet

    Man sometimes you should go out and do what I do

    I am not even bring my phone to lurk at Sbr

    Might come home late tonight with a beautiful woman

    I repeat I am so not like you guys late at might


    I have a lot of doors in my pad and not glass but many of you have your windows indoors locked and windows painted black
    Then shut the fukk up and go out Slats

    Ain't no one here give a fukk what you do.

    Some fukkin peace and quiet from your silly ass suit me fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post

    Lkidder... Call up every bookie you know and get the max credit then call family members for 'short term loans'

    Send the new cash offshore

    Put all the credit & cash on Col Avalanche tonight

    Thank Sammy Later

    You're Welcome

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    sammy have you ever been to the donkey show inTJ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    I'm 31.

    Girl sent me this like 15 minutes ago.

    Angela I don't know why u refuse to have a drink with me




    Lol, there's just no chance I'm leaving.
    now u gotta tell us why u refuse to have a drink with Angela? She seems like a cool girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    You're Welcome
    good call on the Avs...I should of been smarter and stayed just with that play and the over in that game....instead went out swinging with my cokk in the air and burned myself on Props...lost 2.6 units on the day

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    sucks kid, but theres so much better you can do then blowing 7k at a casino, buy a prostitute if you have to IMO, avoid casino games at all costs.

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    LK1, sorry to hear about that. Bounce back strong my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post

    good call on the Avs..

    It was heavily Juiced but that is the way NHL will be this year... Carolina have forgotten what home ice looks like

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    Not new to gambling, but new to SBR.

    I feel ya kid. I have lost most of my winnings in online casinos; blackjack, slots, and roulette. While sports isn't 100%, you at least have a chance. You can research the game/team and get the odds closer to your favor, but you will always be the dawg in a casino.

    I've never lost to were it affects my lifestyle, but I have had a couple losses that were more than I make in a month. Whether it be fukkin rollover requirements or boredom.

    That feeling you get in your gut when your bankroll is gone is undescribably.After all the second guessing I usually just step back, save a little money up and start again.


    I read your posts, you're a beast. Just dust yourself off and come back strong.

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    If it makes you feel any better Kid I lost my entire baseball bankroll in the last two weeks. Won 10k then it disappeared because schmucks like the falcons couldnt beat the jets, LSu Ole Miss, Chargers vs Raiders, South Carolina vs Tennessee, and Denver of course. Those games alone buried me a ton and before I knew it it was gone. Take some days off and come back stronger. Youll get it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessetk313 View Post

    Chargers vs Raiders



    Tell Sammy about it...

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    Those of us that have been there feel your pain, hang in there Lkidd.

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    Wow,

    I did not mean for this to turn into a box of tissues.

    I've been here before, and I'll be here again.

    It's the ride gentlemen, It's the ride...

    If you want to reach the highest of highs, than you need to be able to deal w/ the lowest of lows...

    I don't mind sharing with you guys, because it's always real...

    Sometimes it's frustrating though, because with a small team I could truly touch greatness.

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    LKid, layoff the drugs dude, the sugar booger is not for everyday usage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    You're Welcome



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    The point is if you can't truly turn fast money into slow money then it's all for nothing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimm246 View Post
    ouch.. that like almost half of what I make in a year. knowing you kid you will get it back by xmas and more
    Don't know what takes bigger balls admitting you lost 7 g's to a bunch of people who "never lose", or admitting you only rake in 15 g's a full calender year lol

    I'm fukkin rollin over here

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    just noticed the time stamp on this thread.....

    We were 2 hours in drinkin at the bar, thought the kid was texting some tail

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    It comes, it goes.....In the end this is just a hobby for 99% of us and this is part of it unfortunately.....

    In a few months you'll be laughing at this story, just do your thing and you'll be alright

    Just curious, but what game and casino?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louisvillekid1 View Post
    Wow,

    I did not mean for this to turn into a box of tissues.

    I've been here before, and I'll be here again.

    It's the ride gentlemen, It's the ride...

    If you want to reach the highest of highs, than you need to be able to deal w/ the lowest of lows...

    I don't mind sharing with you guys, because it's always real...

    Sometimes it's frustrating though, because with a small team I could truly touch greatness.

    What the hell are you even talking about? If you want to reach the highest of highs you need to deal with the lowest of lows? Sorry but we aren't all drug/casino addicts like you.

    Get off the drugs, get away from the tables, and get yourself together. It's time to take hold of your life. It's now or never.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-wizzle View Post
    What the hell are you even talking about? If you want to reach the highest of highs you need to deal with the lowest of lows? Sorry but we aren't all drug/casino addicts like you.

    Get off the drugs, get away from the tables, and get yourself together. It's time to take hold of your life. It's now or never.
    u obviously didnt understand his last sentence there...on a side note, who the fukk r u to be giving advice?

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