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    paco
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    I have decided to stay Sober for 7 straight days

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    chuba gave paco 2 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    pretty bad one eh?

    you was wasted last night.

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    Good Luck guy!!

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    paco
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    Yes zubby, we were doing tge liquid cocaine shots where u lite it on fire and shoot it thru a straw. Got pretty sick

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    I decided not to gamble anything buy points for three days. If you see my points jump to 300, it was the wrong move. If they drop to 0, I will feel like a genius.

    I'll have one tonight for you Paco.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Yes zubby, we were doing tge liquid cocaine shots where u lite it on fire and shoot it thru a straw. Got pretty sick
    Oh my effin GAWD!!!

    be careful. too early to wake up dead.

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    nice idea paco, clean the system out

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I have decided to stay Sober for 7 straight days
    Allah hates gamblers/drinkers.

    You sir will be burning in hell, NO virgins for you!

    PS: I just missed getting hit by a bus yesterday.

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    Yes, betplom. I will have alot of explaining to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by betplom View Post
    Allah hates gamblers/drinkers.

    You sir will be burning in hell, NO virgins for you!
    Mythology all of it my brother. Just meant to inspire crude humans to rise.......

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    Sunday football will be my biggest challenge. I will be so nervous

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    I tried this once....I last one day....I suck at being sober.

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    Paco, you will fall off the wagon.

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    I don't know why anyone would ever want to be on that Wagon anyway.

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    Good luck Paco. No more stumbling in at 3 am okay?

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    I feel good about this! Almost as good as 1 of Coaches Teasers!

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    Tough to stay sober in Detroit....

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Yes, betplom. I will have alot of explaining to do
    Explain? To Allah?

    I think he should be able to figure it out without any explanation, he is all knowing, isn't he?

    If Allah cannot figure it out he is one dumb deity!

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    Good luck my Mogidishuan brutha. I tried to not drink tonight. Didn't work.

    Paco when you get plastered, do you ever find another man remotely attractive? Like, not lusting for him or anything, but you just say to yourself, "Wow, that is one handsome man indeed!"?

    Yea, me neither

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    Paco, how about parlaying your no drinking with no posting the lock threads?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmtrader View Post
    Tough to stay sober in Detroit....
    Tough to stay sober on Earth

    you can do it tho paco. if you really want it you can do anything.


    appropriate on a couple of levels here:

    what with the IQ of a greenbean community preacher who believes that his god would approve of him insulting other people's gods having found his way into this thread and the word 'sober' being in the thread

    turn the volume on your pooter all the fuk the way up


    Jesus, won't you ****ing whistle
    Something but what's past and done?





    Trust me Trust me Trust me Trust me



    Trust me.

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    Paco. Ahkee, do it fisabilillah!
    Last edited by Mikail; 11-04-09 at 05:09 PM.

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    My neighborhood bar will probably think I died if I do stay sOber for 7 days

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    I've done it for 7 1/2 months straight now.... shit ain't easy man, good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roasthawg View Post
    I've done it for 7 1/2 months straight now.... shit ain't easy man, good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by roasthawg View Post
    I've done it for 7 1/2 months straight now.... shit ain't easy man, good luck!

    That's great! Congrats hawg!

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    good luck,don't set yourself up for that eighth day, why 7 days?

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    That celtics 2nd half game is tempting me to drink already, needed just a 3 point win

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Sunday football will be my biggest challenge. I will be so nervous
    Be nervous when you start to shit solid again.

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    why are we congratulating someone for not drinking? thats like congratulating for not betting.

    drinking and betting is what we do.

    do not run from it, crack open a beer and bet something

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    My body is rejuvinating... I think

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    Mr. Paco, the court is making you do this, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Mr. Paco, the court is making you do this, right?

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    I hope Boise goes over 52.5 or else i might have to have a drink

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