Made Andrus, Kinsler, and Rios look stupid in the first, striking out all three with ease, then opened up the second making Beltre his fourth straight K victim, then polished off AJ on a easy liner, and a routine fly to get Lance Berkman.
*Aside to Lance, I loved you dude, you were a great hitter, but the game has so passed you by, it's not even funny.
Just retire sir, you had a nice career, you are embarrassing yourself now.